March 10, 2010

P, soon to be, not yet, but the point is he wants me.

.. to do my office.

How do you feel about colorsand stuff like that?

you're open to that?

Yeah, I really am, I mean,whatever you are inspired to do.

   March 10, 2010

Okay, we got cheese sauce.

All right, let's cook the steak.

When you're talking about cheese steak sandwiches, there's no medium-rare in this game.

You just cook it until it's cooked through.

This goes pretty fast, that's why the last thing you wanna do is cook your steak.

   March 10, 2010

insurance covered it all.

End Tag: Call the number on your screen for your free information.

You know what we are-- simple people, immigrants.

My wife makes strudel.

I sell pots and pans.

And yet the lord has seen fit to send us an exceptional son.

   March 10, 2010

All this is from them, their nesting material.

They've been in there for a while.

been living here a long time.

Oh, there they are. I can see one right now.

They're underneath the bathtub.

They ran buck under the tub on me again.

   March 10, 2010

Rats and mice, they urinate constantly.

They can't really control their bladder that well.

So as they're crawling all over our food in the night, they're urinating, leaving these little green specks all over your food.

   March 10, 2010

Mmm.

I'm gonna bake this at 350 degrees for about 30 to 40 minutes.

So I think next I'm gonna do some tomatoes with basil for miguel to photograph.

I have some tomatoes, and there's great basil in the garden.

   March 10, 2010

>> It's freezing in here.

>> That room was cold, very, very cold, but you went outside of tt room and the whole house was fine.

>> And it smells funny, too.

>> Open the window.

>> I know, I bet it's just this vent.

   March 10, 2010

Tickle fights?

How crazy is that?

>> Crazy?

Crazy fun.

>> Come on, wilbon.

>> Get away from me.

A slumber party to do this show?

>> That was funny.

It was like a birthday party.

>> No, it's not.

Not the birthday party I go to.

   March 10, 2010

And I'm never happier than when I'm catching a cool wave!

Wearing a pretty new dress.

What could be happier than that?

What makes me happy?

[Sigh] eating food!

And having a nap!

And making a purr!

[Purring] why do you ask what makes us happy, raggs?

   March 10, 2010

>> Maury: They've taken the concept of big is beautiful to a whole new level.

And their families are freaking out.

This is your best friend.

>> If I don't get help today, i don't know what I'm going to do.

   March 10, 2010

So without any further adieu, I'm going to introduce the team.

Right over here, Tiffany.

>> Hi, Wayne.

How are you?

(cheers and applause) >> WAYNE: Hey, Tiffany.

And Mr. Jonathan Mangum right over there.

   March 10, 2010

To return your personal possessions.

And also you feel you're entitled to the return of a month's rent.

>> Yes, your honor.

You're liable to the plaintiff for the return of rentals, and you counterclaim, alleging that the plaintiff in this cause is liable to you for past-due rentals and for -- you put it "missing items," but the way you describe it, it would amount to something like conversion of your personal property.

   March 10, 2010

[Cheers and applause] audience: jerry!

Jerry!

Jerry!

Jerry!

Jerry!

Jerry!

Jerry!

Jerry: hey, welcome to the show.

My guests today have one more than one drama queen in their relationship.

Please welcome michelle to the show.

   March 10, 2010

His family from home invaders.

>> We have guns.

>> He grabs his little sister, hides in the bathroom and calls for soldiers to come rescue them.

>> Then, inside marie osmond's tearful return to the stage after her son's suicide.

   March 10, 2010

Michael: ahem.

So I guess you guys will be heading back home to port charles soon?

I've been thinking about this immigration situation of I think we have to strategize solutions.

I've got the night f.