The Joy Behar Show

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00:00:00Well get in on the act.
00:00:01They came with the idea that they were going to stick to their strategy and plan that the democrats would have to scrap this and start all over again in order to have any kind of bipartisan effort.
00:00:12They know that's not going to happen.
00:00:14And they came with their props.
00:00:17They had the old legislation with all of their 1,100 pages or so to show that they could continue to say, see, all of this that they put into their health care plan.
00:00:29They just want to take over, the government wants to take over, obama care, all of that.
00:00:34>> There is that fear, the fearmongering.
00:00:37Obama got a bit tough with the republicans.
00:00:39Watch this.
00:00:39>> To this point, the republicans have had 24 minutes, the democrats 52 minutes.
00:00:46Let's try to have as much balance as we can.
00:00:49>> You're right, there was an imbalance on the opening statements because I'm the president.
00:00:53>> I love that.
00:00:54Don't we need more moments like that, lizz?
00:00:56>> Yes, but there's nothing more offensive to me than hearing men who have -- and mostly men, who have graduate degrees and some doctorate degrees complaining they have to read too much.
00:01:10Maxine, correct me if I'm wrong, isn't the tenant of your job to read things and write things?
00:01:14>> All the time.
00:01:18You've got to read, read, read.
00:01:20I'm five hours between california and washington.
00:01:23I read all the way there, all the way back.
00:01:26It's hard to keep up, but you have to read.
00:01:28You have to keep up.
00:01:29>> Maxine, we're not going to get the public option in this bill.
00:01:33That's dead, right?
00:01:34>> Yes, yes.
00:01:36>> Is that a failure on obama's part?
00:01:39How do we construe this now?
00:01:41>> He did not put the public option in his plan.
00:01:45As a matter of fact, he never got out front even when he was saying that he was for public option.
00:01:49As you know, a lot of us, particularly the progressives in the house, are for a public option.
00:01:55We've been fighting for it.
00:01:57We want it very badly.
00:01:59We're disappointed we won't have public option in the plan he's proposing.
00:02:03And that's going to cause problems on the floor.
00:02:07There will be some people that won't vote for it because it doesn't have national exchanges or public option.
00:02:14>> Okay, everybody.
00:02:15Stay right where you are.
00:02:16We'll be back in 60 seconds.
00:03:20>>> Okay, let's turn to another sarah palin, former florida governor jeb bush made some interesting comments about the former alaska governor.
00:03:30Watch this.
00:03:31>> My personal belief is that for governor palin to be a successful candidate for higher office, she needs to take this charisma she has and also add to it some depth of understanding of the complexity of life that we're living in today.
00:03:50>> He should know, his brother is george bush.
00:03:52>> And very complex.
00:03:53>> Hello.
00:03:55Let me ask you, maxine, is this a back handed compliment or a straightforward dis?
00:04:01>> Well, it's about what most people are saying about sarah palin.
00:04:05She's entertaining.
00:04:07She's rallying the crowds.
00:04:10She makes for good theater.
00:04:12All of that.
00:04:13But it's not going to translate into the presidency.
00:04:18Simply because the consensus is that she does not run deeply enough.
00:04:23That she is not well prepared.
00:04:26That she simply is not ready to be the president of the united states.
00:04:30I think you will hear that kind of conversation going on about her all the time.
00:04:35>> Right.
00:04:36Ron, palin's spokeswoman quit.
00:04:38Do you know why she might have quit?
00:04:41>> Well, she said she wanted to spend more time with her family and perhaps she did.
00:04:45But maybe she thought she was involved in a legitimate political movement or political campaign for the presidency.
00:04:52And maybe she came to the realizations the person she was backing, working for really was totally unqualified and unsuited to that job as jeb bush suggested.
00:05:03>> What do you think?
00:05:04>> When you sign on with sarah palin, after 10 seconds of being around her, you should know that.
00:05:10Why did it take this woman so long to quit?
00:05:13I look at -- listen to jeb bush and what I hear him saying is wow, the thing about sarah palin is we could just harness all that charisma and sort of thrust it onto a carcass with a brain, that would be awesome.
00:05:30>> You know, sometimes I wonder if this kind of thing we do about sarah palin helps her, calling her dumb and implying that -- >> I don't have to call her dumb.
00:05:39>> I know.
00:05:40But I wonder because we are having so much fun on this woman.
00:05:45I don't know, I'm developing a stutter as a result of it.
00:05:49You know, ron, the gop loves to bring your father, ronald reagan, into any discussion whenever possible.
00:05:56So it's no surprise they dug up some of his comments from 1961 to support their opposition to health care reform.
00:06:03Let's listen.
00:06:04>> One of the traditional ma theds of imposing statism or socialism on a people has been by way of medicine.
00:06:13It's very easy to disguise a medical program as a humanitarian project.
00:06:18From here it's a short step to all the rest of socialism.
00:06:22>> Wasn't your father talking about medicare?
00:06:25>> Yes, he was, what would become medicare and he went on to say if you socialize the doctor, you'll socialize the patient and talked about the doctors being told where to live.
00:06:35Guess what?
00:06:36We've had medicare now for almost 50 years and none of those things have happened.
00:06:40My father happened to have been wrong in his assessment there.
00:06:43But it's no secret the republicans like to quote from it.
00:06:48>> He was a ground breaker in promoting the socialist agenda, ron.
00:06:53>> Way ahead of it.
00:06:54He stayed away from the death panels, though.
00:06:57>> The interesting thing about ronald reagan is he really believed that.
00:07:00You know what I'm saying?
00:07:01He wasn't a phony or fake about it.
00:07:03He really believed that and i have the greatest respect for because he is philosophically different.
00:07:12>> And takes a lot of flak from the right wing because he doesn't go lock step with his father.
00:07:19It's as if a man isn't allowed to think for himself.
00:07:22But the gop is always trotting out ronald reagan.
00:07:25Can't they come up with something new?
00:07:27This was 50 years ago.
00:07:28>> Who would they come up with?
00:07:30>> They love him and every building in this country is going to be named after him.
00:07:36>> Which means it will also be named after me, which I love.
00:07:40>> Yes, that's true.
00:07:42>> I forgot about that.
00:07:44But in the recording, reagan says doctors are going to be told where to live, where to practice.
00:07:50He was the original fearmongerrer, too.
00:07:54>> But he was wrong, as we now see.
00:07:56Rush limbaugh can quote this all he wants but he's just reminding people that my father in this instance was wrong.
00:08:05>> Rush limbaugh is no ronald reagan.
00:08:07>> That's for sure.
00:08:08>> Thanks, everybody.
00:08:11Very interesting.
00:08:13Next up, giuliana and bill rancic join me next.
00:08:15So stay put.
00:10:58>>> That was scary.
00:10:59You never want to hear your doctor say, I've never seen that before.
00:11:02>> No, that's not good.
00:11:12>> Immediately I was like, we can't have a baby.
00:11:13This is the problem.
00:11:15>> She's the beautiful managing editor and anchor for "e news" and he's the winner of the first season of "apprentice," probably the best-looking one on there, besides donald, of course.
00:11:27Today they make married life look easy.
00:11:31On their hit reality series "giuliana and bill" on the style network.
00:11:36Joining me now are giuliana and bill rancic.
00:11:38Thank you for being here, guys.
00:11:40You have been trying to get pregnant this season and I see the cameras are right up there.
00:11:45A little intimate.
00:11:48Katie couric did have a colonoscopy on television.
00:11:57>> My mom called me and said, must you show people your uterus on television?
00:12:03And I said if it will help people, why not?
00:12:12Having a baby the unnatural way.
00:12:14But the way we feel is, it doesn't matter if you have a baby through a surrogate mother, if you adopt a baby.
00:12:22At the end of the day, you have a baby.
00:12:24>> What about the stork, have you considered that?
00:12:27>> The stork?
00:12:28>> Go ahead, bill.
00:12:29>> It's amazing how many couples out there it affects.
00:12:32And how many people have identified with what we're going through on the show.
00:12:36I don't think a day has gone by in the last two months where someone hasn't come up to us, whether in an airport or walking across the street saying I'm going through the same thing or my sister is going through the same thing.
00:12:50>> Do you like that when people come up and say I've seen your uterus on tv?
00:12:56>> Only when they compliment and say, what a beautiful uterus.
00:13:01>> It's a little funny at first, but people used to come up to us for different reasons.
00:13:07I like them coming up to us for this reason, saying thank you for doing this.
00:13:131 In 7 women has problems in getting pregnant.
00:13:16>> It's an age thing.
00:13:17>> It is for the most part, right.
00:13:20>> For couples 35 or older, you have a 5% to 7% chance of you getting pregnant per month or actually conceiving a baby.
00:13:31So when you're 35 years old, the deck is stacked against you.
00:13:37>> When you're 20, you can get pregnant like that.
00:13:40>> And they never want to.
00:13:41That's the irony of it.
00:13:43>> So we are -- and that's what I THOUGHT, I WAS IN MY 20s AND I Thought, my gosh, I would look at these women in hollywood, these actresses and I would say, when I'm 35, 40, I'll pop out a couple twins, too.
00:13:56Then I reached 35 years old and I realized this is very difficult.
00:14:00>> A LOT OF WOMEN IN THEIR 50s AND 60s ARE HAVING BABIES, TOO.
00:14:04>> They are.
00:14:04They're using surrogates, by the way.
00:14:07>> What about a surrogate?
00:14:08>> We're not at that point yet.
00:14:11Right now we're starting our first round of ibs next week.
00:14:16So we'll see what happens.
00:14:18>> You were on "the view" this morning with me, both of you.
00:14:22And people are buzzing.
00:14:23After you left, there was buzz, buzz, buzz about your reluctance to gain weight.
00:14:28Let me show people what happened.
00:14:31>> My doctor recommended that i gain weight in order to start ovulating consistently.
00:14:39You know -- >> does he say like 15, 20 pounds?
00:14:43>> He said 5 to 10 pounds which I know isn't a big deal and if you want to have a baby you should do whatever it takes.
00:14:49But I had to bite that bullet.
00:14:52I finally did gain five pounds.
00:14:54>> You realize if you get pregnant you're going to gain weight.
00:14:58>> Of course.
00:14:58But here's the thing I look at all these women who are thin and get pregnant.
00:15:03Look at nicole richie, she weighs 80 pounds.
00:15:07>> She was considered anorexic at some point.
00:15:09>> Look at angelina jolie who is half my size.
00:15:14So a see a lot of these women, i know a lot of people who have been very thin and gotten pregnant.
00:15:20If infertility were that easy, if the answer was to gain five pounds, infertility wouldn't be a problem.
00:15:27That's not the real problem.
00:15:28And unfortunately we work in a very shallow business, especially I do.
00:15:33We're not doing hard-hitting news, we're critiquing fashion and the way people look.
00:15:41So it's a tougher bullet to bite.
00:15:43>> What do you think, bill?
00:15:45>> Is that a factor?
00:15:47100%.
00:15:48Weight is a factor.
00:15:49When you exercise a lot, that puts a lot of stress on your body.
00:15:52Working the hours that she works, you know, you've got to at some point slow the train down because your body is saying you're not going to be able to have a baby with this pace and lifestyle.
00:16:04>> But she has, but she's reluctant.
00:16:08>> Very reluctant.
00:16:09>> 35 Years I've been busting my butt, working hard.
00:16:15I don't want to stop.
00:16:16>> You know it's a man's world, giuliana.
00:16:18Really it is.
00:16:20It has to be, because who else gets ivs treatments and hormone shots and everything else?
00:16:26Women have to go through that.
00:16:27>> He's got the hard job in this.
00:16:29>> We had a guy on today, his sperm count was like the worst.
00:16:33Yet his wife had to go through four years of this treatment.
00:16:36>> Isn't that incredible?
00:16:38>> It's a bad deal.
00:16:40>> I think, giuliana, you might have to put some pounds on.
00:16:44>> We're going to take her out for a big bowl of pasta.
00:16:48>> You know how to lose weight.
00:16:51>> I know, I know.
00:16:51Everyone at home likes to e-mail and say, are you pregnant?
00:16:55You look fat today.
00:16:56>> I know.
00:17:02Stay right there.
00:17:02I want to get your take on some of the hot topics when we come back.
00:20:23>>> On "american idol" last night, it was so sad that one of the girls -- it was girl's night and the comments that were made, it would make you want to kill yourself.
00:20:36And some of the judges, I don't think they're qualified to even judge.
00:20:39>> That was patti labelle talking about the qualifications or lack thereof of the "american idol" judges.
00:20:47Back with me to discuss her remarks are giuliana and bill rancic.
00:20:52Now, which judge do you think she was referring to?
00:20:55>> Probably ellen.
00:20:56I would think she was talking about ellen.
00:20:59I disagree.
00:21:01I don't think you have to certainly be on a stage entertaining people.
00:21:03I think that's what she was implying is that they're not big entertainers like she is.
00:21:09But I don't think you need to be a pop star or singer to critique these people.
00:21:14A lot of them are music producers.
00:21:16They get the industry.
00:21:17>> When you go on that show, she was saying some of those people would want to kill themselves after hearing those comments.
00:21:25They know what they're signing up for and that's part of the deal.
00:21:28>> But if you don't know music -- I don't know music.
00:21:31I don't know what I would say.
00:21:33You're too pitchy.
00:21:34I don't know what they mean by that when they say you're too pitchy.
00:21:40I know what they say when they say you're too bitchy.
00:21:44I get that.
00:21:45>> But simon, randy, they were in the music industry.
00:21:50It doesn't mean they're eloquent enough to critique people.
00:21:55They can just go she sounds good or bad.
00:21:56But they're professionals.
00:21:58>> Ellen is in show business.
00:22:00She sees a lot of talent.
00:22:03I'm trying to make sense of it.
00:22:05>> I don't really care.
00:22:07>> But she kind of represents -- >> it's hard to get my thing going for this one.
00:22:12>> What I like about ellen is she represents the viewer.
00:22:16She represents the person buying the album.
00:22:20>> Okay.
00:22:22Now, the girl that got kicked off "the bachelor" what is her name, she was having an affair with the producer.
00:22:28She now allegedly has a sex tape.
00:22:31She denies it.
00:22:32Do you believe her?
00:22:33>> I'm surprised it took this long for that story to come out.
00:22:37All these girls immediately within a week -- >> a word for paris and kim kardashian, their careers went through the roof.
00:22:46>> I'm surprised she's not one of the tiger mistresses.
00:22:51Yeah, you can't really believe this girl, can you?
00:22:53She claimed she didn't have an affair with that guy either and all fingers are pointing to the fact that she did.
00:23:00I didn't like how she attacked the host.
00:23:03>> It's good television.
00:23:07>> Of course.
00:23:10>> Now, just before we go, you're an italian girl from italy.
00:23:16What part of italy?
00:23:17>> Naples.
00:23:18>> What about these "jersey shore" kids?
00:23:23>> These are not real italians.
00:23:26>> They're italian-americans, 80% wise.
00:23:32>> But 10th general ration.
00:23:34When y go to italy, this is not the people you meet on the street in milan and rome.
00:23:44The fact that they paint their garage the italian flag, I can see why real italians don't -- have a bad taste in their mouth.
00:23:53>> I don't think they're in on the joke.
00:23:55>> That's the problem.
00:23:57Exactly.
00:23:58But they don't care.
00:23:59They're making $10,000 an episode.
00:24:03Thanks, guys.
00:24:05We'll be right back.
00:26:27>>> A trainer at sea world in orlando died when a killer whale grabbed her and pulled her under the water in front of shocked onlookers.
00:26:35Sit shocking, really, they're called killer whales.
00:26:38Take a killer whale out of the ocean and put him in a small tank and regardless of precaution, there's always a clear danger at hand.
00:26:44Joining me to talk about this is jane velez-mitchell.
00:26:49>> Hey, joy.
00:26:49>> What happened there that day?
00:26:51The other day?
00:26:53>> Well, this animal lashed out and grabbed the trainer by the waist and tossed her around and this poor woman died.
00:27:01It's a terrible tragedy and the sad part is, it can happen again.
00:27:05It's happened many times before and it will happen again.
00:27:08And the underlying problem is that these animals are kept in captivity.
00:27:12That means captive.
00:27:13That's not fun for people and it's torture for the animals.
00:27:18Remember, this precious animal was born free in the waters off iceland.
00:27:24It had many, many thousands of miles to roam.
00:27:30It was captured in 1983 and put in a tiny tank.
00:27:33For more than a quarter of a century, it's been going around in circles in what would be the human equivalent of a bathtub.
00:27:44>> It's a major attraction, so that's the problem.
00:27:48Isn't that the problem?
00:27:49It's always about money.
00:27:50>> Any time you see animal exploitation, follow the money.
00:27:57Come on, its tail is splashing the kids.
00:28:00That's science?
00:28:01>> This is not the first time that this whale has killed somebody.
00:28:04He's a serial killer.
00:28:07Even though the first two times were accidents, this sounded like he was vicious.
00:28:12>> If you were kept in a bathtub for 25 years, wouldn't you be angry?
00:28:17>> Yes, I would.
00:28:19>> Basically that's what it amounts to.
00:28:21>> But this was an accident waiting to happen, right?
00:28:24>> I believe so.
00:28:25And I believe these animals should be set free.
00:28:28You know, there are sanctuaries for whales created around the world in brazil and chile.
00:28:36I think it's practical to release this whale back -- give it back its freedom and the others like it.
00:28:44>> How are they treated at sea world?
00:28:46>> That depends on who you talk to.
00:28:48If you think keeping an animal in that kind of confinement is okay.
00:28:52Then it's okay.
00:28:53I don't think that's right.
00:28:55I think it's morally wrong.
00:28:57Any time you see animal torture, it's about confinement, whether it's a pig in a pig gestation crate, billy the elephant kept in the zoo in l.a.
00:29:10It's always about keeping them confined and isolated.
00:29:12>> They don't really like that, but children want to see the animals.
00:29:17What about those dolphins?
00:29:18They seem happy.
00:29:19>> You know, we can't read into the minds of these animals but we can when they lash out the way they do.
00:29:25This was an animal sending a clear signal.
00:29:27Speaking, even though it cannot speak human language, that it is sick and tired of the conditions in which it's living.
00:29:35>> Do you think this will change the way sea world does business or captures the animals and uses them as sideshows?
00:29:42I don't think it's going to change, do you?
00:29:43>> It's all about the consumer.
00:29:46Animal exploitation is a consumer issue.
00:29:49The consumers can make a change by say thing is not acceptable and we want a change.
00:29:55As far as educating a kid, there's television.
00:29:59>> I hope they set this particular whale free into the ocean.
00:30:02There's no reason to kill this animal.
00:30:05Because it's not like it's going to cost the state money to throw him into the ocean, right?
00:30:11Thank you very much, jane.
00:30:12As always, a pleasure to see you.
00:30:14>> Thank you, joy.
00:30:15>> I want to turn to another story now.
00:30:18Senate majority leader harry reid made some comments on monday that have caused quite a stir.
00:30:23Take a look.
00:30:24>> I have met with some people with domestic abuse.
00:30:29It has gotten out of hand.
00:30:29Why?
00:30:32Men don't have jobs.
00:30:34Women don't have jobs either, but women aren't abusive.
00:30:37Most of the time.
00:30:40Men, when they're out of work, tend to become abusive.
00:30:45>> Does harry reid have a point or was he use thing anecdote to get the jobs bill passed?
00:30:52Here to discuss this is author of "give me liberty" naomi wolf and blogger liz benjamin.
00:31:01What do you think about his statements, naomi?
00:31:05>> I mean, they're statistically accurate.
00:31:08Domestic violence goes up when people are suffering from joblessness.
00:31:13All the stressors, alcoholism, you know, violence against chirp, it all goes up when people lose their jobs.
00:31:20It was a really stupid thing to say and he said it very poorly.
00:31:24>> Why was it stupid to say?
00:31:26>> Here's why.
00:31:29Apart from that statistical blip about joblessness, the stereotype of the lower income guy beating his girlfriend or wife is just a stereotype.
00:31:39There are abusers at every demographic level.
00:31:42The guy who is going to wall street isn't exempt from having -- >> so you think that statement exempted these other types, these white collar types?
00:31:54>> Yeah, and it was kind of offensive to unemployment men.
00:31:58>> Why can't it be a white collared guy unemployed hitting his wife?
00:32:06>> It was heavy handed.
00:32:07And it was also -- it's not true that women don't abuse.
00:32:12Women tend to abuse children, men tend to abuse children.
00:32:15>> The powerful against the powerless.
00:32:18>> It's never helpful to stigmatize one group and point a kinger at them.
00:32:22>> What do you think?
00:32:23>> Just an ill-advised thing to say, that much I agree about it.
00:32:27I don't know about the statistics but it makes sense logically, if people are home more it gives them more opportunity to be mean to one another.
00:32:37But he didn't need to go there.
00:32:39There are a thousand other anecdotes he could have used.
00:32:45It's just not wise.
00:32:46>> He's kind of loose lipped lately.
00:32:51One person who doesn't agree with reid is former presidential candidate fred thompson, who responded on twitter.
00:32:58The new way for senators to talk to each other and people in politics.
00:33:03He wrote, jobless mean equals domestic abuse?
00:33:06Is he saying we should be reid after the november election.
00:33:10Is he trying to be funny here?
00:33:12I feel like saying to him, fred, don't do this.
00:33:16Don't do this at home.
00:33:17You're not a professional.
00:33:20>> He didn't say it on the floor of an official capacity, obviously, say it on twitter.
00:33:26It feels loose like you can get away with a lot more.
00:33:29But in this instance, it's bad, tasteless.
00:33:32He's trying to be provocative.
00:33:33It just fell flat.
00:33:34>> Speaking of domestic violence, there's another case, reports about a top aide to governor -- new york governor david peterson who is being accused of violently assaulting a woman.
00:33:45Tell me about that.
00:33:46>> I don't know where to begin at this point.
00:33:50It's just the fallout has been amazing.
00:33:53The story is shocking.
00:33:55In report, this very close aide to governor paterson, the person who is with him all the time, with which this government means more because he's legally blind.
00:34:06>> He used to be his driver.
00:34:07>> Correct.
00:34:08He's been with him about a decade now.
00:34:12Allegedly assaulted a woman with whom he had been living for about four years.
00:34:16And that's not -- that's bad enough.
00:34:19But the real problem is that allegedly the governor spoke to her the day before she was supposed to be in court to press the case, and worse, members of the governor's own state police security detail, a member of that detail went to this woman to talk to her about it, to talk to her about it.
00:34:36And she said, in court, in her testimony that she felt they were trying to pressure her to drop the case.
00:34:47>> Her lawyer said she had a conversation with the governor on the phone and the next day the charges were dropped.
00:34:53>> She didn't show up to court.
00:34:55>> And then it was dropped?
00:34:57>> Correct.
00:34:57>> I smell a rat here and i don't know which rat I'm smelling yet.
00:35:01>> There's so many rats.
00:35:03If it's true, there's so many layers of not just immorality but conspiracy, witness tampering.
00:35:11>> Obstruction of justice.
00:35:12>> We could talk about this forever.
00:35:14But this is a hot story.
00:35:15Thank you very much for weighing in.
00:35:18Next, the hilarious jeff garlin joins me.
00:38:43>>> I'm talking to my wife now.
00:38:48>> Big fat idiot.
00:38:51Tell your wife I'm an idiot.
00:38:54Write me a letter of apology.
00:38:55>> I will.
00:39:00>> That was a clip from "curb your enthusiasm" with jeff garlin.
00:39:03Who decided to reduce both his waistline and carbon foot print and began by eating an entire package of cookie dough before breakfast.
00:39:14His new book is called "my carrying the weight " welcome, jeff.
00:39:17We go for the lowest common denominator.
00:39:20>> I watched your last episode, so I know what you're talking about.
00:39:25>> Now, this is a lot about your struggles with weight.
00:39:28>> It's not a how-to book.
00:39:30It's my struggles with losing weight and there's the going green aspect also.
00:39:35>> Right.
00:39:36You had a stroke at 37, which i didn't know and.
00:39:38>> Yes, I did.
00:39:40>> You attended the longevity center many times.
00:39:43>> Still go.
00:39:44>> And tried every weight loss strategy known to man.
00:39:48>> Yes, except for atkins.
00:39:50Never did atkins.
00:39:51>> That's the one that would work, probably.
00:39:56But you don't ever -- you seem to not be able to get past a level of weight, right?
00:40:00>> Yes, always.
00:40:02>> Why don't you just do the stomach stapling or the banding, those things they have out there?
00:40:08>> Because I never was -- look, I had a friend who weighed 500 pounds.
00:40:13He did one of those things.
00:40:15He's down to 220 now, I'm happy for him.
00:40:18At my highest, I was 320.
00:40:21I mostly lingered in the 290 area.
00:40:24>> What should you be?
00:40:25>> I should be about 220.
00:40:27>> How tall are you?
00:40:29>> 6'1".
00:40:30>> You would be okay at 190.
00:40:33>> I would be look too thin.
00:40:34>> No, you wouldn't.
00:40:36>> Yes, I would.
00:40:39>> You would be lenky looking.
00:40:42>> But I wouldn't do that.
00:40:46Yeah, it just doesn't interest me.
00:40:48>> What do you think about that story of kevin smith, the director killed off of the southwest airlines.
00:40:54>> I feel horrible for him, i feel bad for im.
00:41:00Because you could be saying about what jeff garlin.
00:41:03>> You don't look that big to me.
00:41:05>> Because I lost a lot of weight.
00:41:07>> How much have you lost?
00:41:08>> I don't know, to be honest with you.
00:41:10I don't weigh myself anymore.
00:41:12>> You don't?
00:41:12>> No, no.
00:41:13>> Maybe you should.
00:41:14You're supposed to weigh yourself.
00:41:16>> Who says?
00:41:16>> Because you want to check your bmi and everything.
00:41:22>> Bmi schmi.
00:41:31If my blood numbers are good when I go to the doctor, what do I worry about?
00:41:35>> So you don't have diabetes?
00:41:37>> I still do, but I'm about to get checked again in a couple of weeks.
00:41:44You always have it, I just goes into hiding, if you will.
00:41:46It's ready to pop out again.
00:41:48>> You yo-yo a lot, don't you?
00:41:50>> No.
00:41:51Never was a yo-yoer.
00:41:55I got up to 320 and made my way back down to 290.
00:42:01I THINK I'M IN THE 260s NOW.
00:42:02>> All right.
00:42:05Now, I was reading that you bought a piece of chocolate while waiting in line for diabetes medicine.
00:42:13Is that the definition of a food addict?
00:42:15>> Surely.
00:42:16You're picking up your diabetes medicine and they say it's going to be a few minutes.
00:42:22Yes, I would say you have a problem.
00:42:25>> I think so.
00:42:27>> Yes.
00:42:28And that's the last time by the way I had chocolate.
00:42:31>> When was that, last week?
00:42:34>> No, it was -- I think it was new year's, a year ago, 2008.
00:42:39>> That's good.
00:42:42It's been over a year with no sugar.
00:42:45>> What else don't you eat?
00:42:47>> Fast food.
00:42:48Been over a year on fast food.
00:42:50No turkey, chicken, meat.
00:42:52>> What's wrong with turkey?
00:42:54>> I just don't want to eat it.
00:42:57>> You're in the green thing?
00:42:59>> Yeah, but it's on a lot of levels.
00:43:02I was once shooting a film and i remember I past a truck with chickens in little cages cramped in there.
00:43:08And I saw a chicken after that, mind you, but it stayed with me.
00:43:12That's been the easiest transition.
00:43:18>> How did you get rid of sugar cravings?
00:43:21>> Took me of two, three weeks of not sleeping, having headaches, going through complete withdraw.
00:43:33And now you can have cupcakes around me and nothing.
00:43:37But if I took the littlest taste, boom, off to the races.
00:43:41I'm sick again.
00:43:43>> Were you overweight as a kid?
00:43:45>> Not until high school.
00:43:46>> That's treacherous high school when you're fat in high school.
00:43:48Because I don't think -- I know if you're a girl and you're overweight, it's a nightmare in hell.
00:43:56Is it the same for a guy?
00:43:57>> Well, you know, no, it's worse for a girl.
00:44:01>> It's worse for a girl.
00:44:04Did the girls throw themselves at you?
00:44:08>> They didn't, but I never had problems with girls.
00:44:11>> One a day.
00:44:13>> Right, one a day.
00:44:14I'm ron jeremy.
00:44:17Didn't have much effect.
00:44:19I'm sure there were some women that weren't attracted to me because I was heavier.
00:44:22But once I started comedy at 20, first two years I put on 50 00 in the morning every night.
00:44:33>> Maybe it was the anxiety.
00:44:36>> But I felt great about it.
00:44:38The change for me, the reason that I did it, this only works for me, not saying anybody else, I approach it like an addiction.
00:44:46I wish I could have had a sex addiction.
00:44:49That would be exciting on many levels.
00:44:51But nobody ever sees someone eating cookies and says I want to be with him.
00:44:54>> That's true.
00:44:57>> But nonetheless, I approach it like an addiction and because I do, it's very serious and it's black and white.
00:45:12It's not gray.
00:45:12>> Tell me the story of your son's brick.
00:45:16>> Oh, dear.
00:45:17>> Tell me about that.
00:45:19>> I'm jewish.
00:45:20I didn't know -- my son was circumcised.
00:45:30The moil gave me a little pouch and he said it's your son's foreskin.
00:45:34>> Is that a souvenir?
00:45:36>> No, they tell you that you should bury it in some place that means a lot.
00:45:41>> Why?
00:45:42>> I don't know.
00:45:42I just was told.
00:45:45You just sort of go along with it.
00:45:47The problem is, it was only three characters.
00:45:49>> So what happened?
00:45:51>> It's like jewish halloween.
00:46:00Anyhow, at that time I was new to l.a.
00:46:02I didn't have a sacred place where I wanted to bury it.
00:46:06So one day I was walking down electric parade is ending.
00:46:12Come to disneyland now.
00:46:14My wife and kid were out of town and I said, I'm going to disneyland, see the electric parade and go to -- listen to what I did.
00:46:22I said, I will go to every land, have something to eat and when i get done I will throw it over at pirates of the caribbean and i will be healthy thinking that would change it in honor of my son.
00:46:35Long story short, I started eating in every land.
00:46:38When you're an adult by yourself in disneyland it's creepy.
00:46:42>> That's true.
00:46:43It comes off that way, yeah.
00:46:45>> It was a lunchback of notre dame area eating a giant turkey leg -- like a giant one.
00:46:51This family's looking at me.
00:46:53I just thought, I have to go now.
00:46:57I went to sleeping beauty's castle, apped a rock in it and "when you wish upon a star" which I rocked my son to and boom.
00:47:08If you go to sleeping beauty's castle, say hello to my son's foreskin.
00:47:13>> Don't go anywhere.
00:50:25>> Jack, you're a [ bleep ], mother [ bleep ], my grandmother's broach is missing.
00:50:30I could not replace this item.
00:50:32How would you feel if something you cared about was missing?
00:50:36You don't [ bleep ] anything.
00:50:38You know that?
00:50:38>> My baseball cards.
00:50:40>> You see that?
00:50:41It's not so funny now.
00:50:44>> That was jeff susi essman.
00:50:49She's always calling you a fat -- >> yes.
00:50:52>> Does it bother you at all?
00:50:54I know it's comedy.
00:50:55>> There are two levels to it.
00:50:57Number one, it doesn't bother me because it's funny and I get paid a lot.
00:51:03The other aspect is if I don't want to be called fat anymore, i have a choice.
00:51:09>> What's the choice?
00:51:10>> Lose weight.
00:51:12There you go.
00:51:13>> Let's ask suzy if she enjoys calling you a fat [ bleep ].
00:51:20You're on the phone.
00:51:21>> Caller: A do I enjoy it?
00:51:23I enjoy yelling and screaming at him.
00:51:25It doesn't have to be fat.
00:51:27If he loses weight, he acts like such a jerk half the time on the show -- his character, not him in real life, that I enjoy screaming at him and larry.
00:51:37If it's not fat it will be something else.
00:51:40>> Where will the rage come from?
00:51:43>> My rage is not at his fat but at his behavior.
00:51:47>> Susie is not like that.
00:51:53>> She's not.
00:51:57>> Were there more doughnuts at the craft table when you were there?
00:52:00>> More?
00:52:01>> When you were around in your sugar phase -- >> there was probably a lack of them when I was in the sugar phase.
00:52:07I would think the crew would be walking in going, what happened to the doughnuts?
00:52:11Where are the cookies?
00:52:13Who took the ho-hoes?
00:52:15>> When jeff was in the sugar phase and somebody would say, where's jeff, we'd know where to find him.
00:52:22>> That's the truth.
00:52:24>> Susie, jeff's character cheated on you this season.
00:52:28>> I know.
00:52:29>> What do you think about that?
00:52:31You have a way about you that i think would prevent a man from cheating on you.
00:52:36He did it anyway.
00:52:37>> And he got away with it with lies and deception and mendacity, twice.
00:52:44Who's to say I'm not cheating on him with the pool boy.
00:52:47>> Oh, baby.
00:52:48Are you?
00:52:48>> That's my secret.
00:52:50I don't have to tell jeff everything.
00:52:51>> Oh, dear god.
00:52:52Now you're going into pretendland with your character?
00:52:56That's what you need, enjoy.
00:52:59Why do I keep looking up like she's up there?
00:53:01>> She's upstairs.
00:53:03>> She's everywhere.
00:53:04>> You're doing a fantastic job on the show.
00:53:06>> Thank you.
00:53:07>> Everybody loves the show.
00:53:09People stop susie and ask her to get on the phone -- tell them.
00:53:13>> Jeff knows.
00:53:14>> I have been with her when people ask her to scream at them.
00:53:19Will you scream obscenities at me?
00:53:22Imagine that.
00:53:22Hey, call me a fat so-and-so.
00:53:25Call me, whatever.
00:53:27It's like, really?
00:53:29>> When they see us together, they're just freaked out.
00:53:33Jeff and I will be out to incidenter in the city, having -- dinner in the city, having a nice time and people can't agree that the greenes are so civil to one another.
00:53:43>> How about the other day looking at apartments?
00:53:45>> I know.
00:53:47>> You two are just going to go into the sun .
00:53:52>> She came with me.
00:53:54People were weirded out that we were moving into their building.
00:53:57>> If you're in new york friday or saturday catch jeff headlining at carolines.
00:54:05The new book "my carrying the weight "
00:00:02Tunes in to cable shows and sees some clips from this will probably get the impression, the accurate impression that the republicans are not involved in this summit in order to seriously negotiate.
00:00:10There are two fundamental points we have to get straight here.
00:00:14One, the most effective way to control costs and provide better he care for americans was taken off the table from the get-go months and months ago and that is universal single payer.
00:00:24That is what the rest of the world enjoys but we can't have it here.
00:00:29It was taken off the table.
00:00:32The second point is the republicans here, not only want health care legislation to fail, not only want president obama and his administration to fail, they want government to fail.
00:00:42They have made a short-term political calculation that is in their best interest that nothing happen in government.
00:00:49Whether it's health care, stimulus, job creation, anything else, their answer is no, because they want this government to fail.
00:00:58>> I hear you, ron.
00:00:59Maxine, I'll call you maxine, is that okay?
00:01:02>> Yes.
00:01:02>> Maxine, do you agree with ron they want the government to fail?
00:01:06>> I really do.
00:01:08He stated it so well.
00:01:09I agree with him 100%.
00:01:11They didn't come to the summit today because they wanted to be in a bipartisan effort to try and find a way to provide health care insurance for americans and all those millions who are uninsured.
00:01:24They came today because the television cameras were going to be there, they were going to cover it and they thought they may as well get in on the act.
00:01:30They came with the idea that they were going to stick to their strategy and plan that the democrats would have to scra this and start all over again in order to have any kind of bipartisan effort.
00:01:40They know that's not going to happen.
00:01:44And they came with their props.
00:01:48They had the old legislation with all of their 1,100 pages or so to show that they could continue to say, see all of this that they put into their health care plan.
00:02:01They just want to take over, the government wants to take over, obama care, all of that.
00:02:04>> There is that fear, the fearmongering.
00:02:06Obama got a bit tough with the republicans.
00:02:08Watch this.
00:02:09>> To this point, the republicans have had 24 minutes, the democrats 52 minutes.
00:02:13Let's try to have as much balance as we can.
00:02:16>> You're right, there was an imbalance on the opening statements because I'm the president.
00:02:21>> I love that.
00:02:22Don't we need more moments like that, lizz?
00:02:25>> Yes, but there's nothing more offensive to me than hearing men who have -- and mostly men, who have graduate degrees and some doctorate degrees complaining they have to read too much.
00:02:40Maxine, correct me if I'm wrong, isn't the tenet of your job to read things and write things?
00:02:48>> All the time.
00:02:49You've got to read, read, read.
00:02:50I'm five hours between california and washington.
00:02:52I read all the way there, all the way back.
00:02:54It's hard to keep up, but you have to read.
00:02:57You have to keep up.
00:02:58>> Maxine, we're not going to get the public option in this bill.
00:03:01That's dead, right?
00:03:03>> Yes, yes.
00:03:05>> Is that a failure on obama's part?
00:03:07How do we construe this now?
00:03:09>> He did not put the public option in his plan.
00:03:13As a matter of fact, he never got out front even when he was saying that he was for public option.
00:03:20As you know, a lot of us, particularly the progressives in the house, are for a public option.
00:03:24We've been fighting for it.
00:03:27We want it very badly.
00:03:28We're disappointed we won't have public option in the plan he's proposing.
00:03:31And that's going to cause problems on the floor.
00:03:33There will be some people that won't vote for it because it doesn't have national exchanges or public option.
00:03:42>> Okay, everybody.
00:03:43Stay right where you are.
00:03:44We'll be back in 60 seconds.
00:04:50>>> Okay, let's turn to another sarah palin, former florida governor jeb bush made some interesting comments about the former alaska governor.
00:04:57Watch this.
00:05:00>> My personal belief is that for governor palin to be a successful candidate for higher office, she needs to take this charisma she has and also add to it some depth of understanding of the complexity of life that we're living in today.
00:05:20>> He should know, his brother is george bush.
00:05:22>> And very complex.
00:05:24>> Hello.
00:05:25Let me ask you, maxine, is this a backhanded compliment or a straightforward dis?
00:05:32>> Well, it's about what most people are saying about sarah palin.
00:05:38She's entertaining.
00:05:38She's rallying the crowds.
00:05:39She makes for good theater.
00:05:41All of that.
00:05:42But it's not going to translate into the presidency.
00:05:48Simply because the consensus is that she does not run deeply enough.
00:05:55That she is not well prepared.
00:05:56That she simply is not ready to be the president of the united states.
00:06:00I think you will hear that kind of conversation going on about her all the time.
00:06:04>> Right.
00:06:06Ron, palin's spokeswoman quit.
00:06:07Do you know why she might have quit?
00:06:10>> Well, she said she wanted to spend more time with her family and perhaps she did.
00:06:15But maybe she thought she was involved in a legitimate political movement or political campaign for the presidency.
00:06:22And maybe she came to the realizations the person she was backing, working for, really was totally unqualified and unsuited to that job as jeb bush suggested.
00:06:32>> What do you think?
00:06:33>> When you sign on with sarah palin, after 10 seconds of being around her, you that.
00:06:40Why did it take this woman so long to quit?
00:06:42I look at -- listen to jeb bush and what I hear him saying is wow, the thing about sarah palin is we could just harness all that charisma and sort of thrust it onto a carcass with a brain, that would be awesome.
00:06:59>> You know, sometimes I wonder if this kind of thing we do about sarah palin helps her, calling her dumb and implying that -- >> I don't have to call her dumb.
00:07:11>> I know.
00:07:14But I wonder because we are having so much fun on this woman.
00:07:17I don't know, I'm developing a stutter as a result of it.
00:07:20You know, ron, the gop loves to bring your father, ronald reagan, into any discussion whenever possible.
00:07:27So it's no surprise they dug up some of his comments from 1961 to support their opposition to health care reform.
00:07:33Let's listen.
00:07:35>> One of the traditional methods of imposing statism or socialism on a people has been by way of medicine.
00:07:43It's very easy to disguise a medical program as a humanitarian project.
00:07:47From here it's a short step to all the rest of socialism.
00:07:50>> Wasn't your father talking about medicare?
00:07:53>> Yes, he was, what would become medicare and he went on to say if you socialize the doctor, you'll socialize the patient and talked about the doctors being told where to live.
00:08:04Guess what?
00:08:06We've had medicare now for almost 50 years and none of those things have happened.
00:08:11My father happened to have been wrong in his assessment there.
00:08:13But it's no secret the republicans like to quote from it.
00:08:17>> He was a groundbreaker in promoting the socialist agenda, ron.
00:08:20>> Way ahead of it.
00:08:22He stayed away from the death panels, though.
00:08:25>> The interesting thing about ronald reagan is he really believed that.
00:08:31You know what I'm saying?
00:08:32He wasn't a phony or fake about it.
00:08:36He really believed that and i have the greatest respect for because he is philosophically different.
00:08:42And he's not afraid to say so.
00:08:43>> And takes a lot of flak from the right wing because he doesn't go lock step with his father.
00:08:47It's as if a man isn't allowed to think for himself.
00:08:51It's ridiculous.
00:08:52But the gop is always trotting out ronald reagan.
00:08:54Can't they come up with something new?
00:08:56This was 50 years ago.
00:08:58>> Who would they come up with?
00:09:00>> They love him and every building in this country is going to be named after him.
00:09:06>> Which means it will also be named after me, which I love.
00:09:10>> Yes, that's true.
00:09:13>> I forgot about that.
00:09:14But in the recording, reagan says doctors are going to be told where to live, where to practice.
00:09:19He was the original fearmongerer, too.
00:09:25>> Hate to say it.
00:09:26>> Yeah, but he was wrong, as we now see.
00:09:29Rush limbaugh can quote this all he wants but he's just reminding people that my father in this instance was wrong.
00:09:35>> Rush limbaugh is no ronald reagan.
00:09:36>> That's for sure.
00:09:37>> Thanks, everybody.
00:09:37Very interesting.
00:09:38Next up, giuliana and bill rancic join me next.
00:09:40So stay put.
00:12:24>>> That was scary.
00:12:25You never want to hear your doctor say, I've never seen that before.
00:12:29>> No, that's not good.
00:12:35>> Usual I the -- usually the uterus is in the middle?
00:12:39How weird is that.
00:12:41Immediately I was like, we can't have a baby.
00:12:43This is the problem.
00:12:44>> She's the beautiful managing editor and anchor for "e news" and he's the winner of the first season of "apprentice," probably the best-looking one on there, besides donald, of course.
00:12:53Together they make married life look easy.
00:12:56I guess they're magicians.
00:13:00On their hit reality series "giuliana and bill" on the style network.
00:13:03Joining me now are giuliana and bill rancic.
00:13:05Thank you for being here, guys.
00:13:06You guys have been trying to get pregnant this season and I see the cameras are right up there.
00:13:09A little intimate.
00:13:11Katie couric did have a colonoscopy on television.
00:13:16We're sort of used to it at this point.
00:13:18Are you?
00:13:19>> If highway is did it, I can do it.
00:13:21A lot of people called me -- my mom said, must you show people your uterus on television?
00:13:28And I said if it will help people, why not?
00:13:35There's a stigma attached with having a baby the unnatural way.
00:13:39But the way we feel is, it doesn't matter if you have a baby through a surrogate mother, if you adopt a baby.
00:13:45At the end of the day, you have a baby.
00:13:47>> What about the stork, have you considered that?
00:13:51>> The stork?
00:13:52>> Go ahead, bill.
00:13:54>> It's amazing how many couples out there it affects.
00:13:57And how many people have identified with what we're going through on the show.
00:14:01I don't think a day has gone by in the last two months where someone hasn't come up to us, whether in an airport or walking across the street saying I'm going through the same thing or my sister is going through the same thing.
00:14:12So a lot of people have been identifying with what we're sharing on the show.
00:14:16>> Do you like that when people come up and say I've seen your uterus on tv?
00:14:19>> Only when they compliment and say, what a beautiful uterus.
00:14:25>> The most italian uterus they've ever seen.
00:14:28>> It's a little funny at first, but people used to come up to us for different reasons.
00:14:31I like them coming up to us for this reason, saying thank you for doing this.
00:14:351 In 7 women has problems in getting pregnant.
00:14:39>> It's an age thing.
00:14:40>> It is for the most part, right.
00:14:45>> For couples 35 or older, you have a 5% to 7% chance of you getting pregnant per month or -- of tussly conceiving a baby.
00:15:02So when you're 35 years old, the deck is stacked against you.
00:15:05>> When you're 20, you can get pregnant like that.
00:15:07>> And they never want to.
00:15:08That's the irony of it.
00:15:09>> So we are -- and that's what I THOUGHT, I WAS IN MY 20s AND I Thought, my gosh, I would look at these women in hollywood, these actresses and I would say, when I'm 35, 40, I'll pop out a couple twins, too.
00:15:20Then I reached 35 years old and I realized this is very difficult.
00:15:25>> A LOT OF WOMEN IN THEIR 50s AND 60s ARE HAVING BABIES, TOO.
00:15:27>> They are.
00:15:29They're using surrogates, by the way.
00:15:32>> What about a surrogate?
00:15:33>> We're not at that point yet.
00:15:35Right now we're starting our first round of ivf next week.
00:15:41So we'll see what happens.
00:15:43>> You were on "the view" this morning with me, both of you.
00:15:46And people are buzzing.
00:15:47After you left, there was buzz, buzz, buzz about your reluctance to gain weight.
00:15:53Let me show people what happened.
00:15:57>> My doctor recommended that i gain weight in order to start ovulating consistently.
00:16:01You know -- >> does he say like 15, 20 pounds?
00:16:06>> He said 5 to 10 pounds which I know isn't a big deal and if you want to have a baby you should do whatever it takes.
00:16:14But I had to bite that bullet.
00:16:17I finally did gain five pounds.
00:16:18>> You realize if you get pregnant you're going to gain weight.
00:16:21>> Of course.
00:16:23But here's the thing I look at all these women who are thin and get pregnant.
00:16:27Look at nicole richie, she weighs 80 pounds.
00:16:31>> She was considered anorexic at some point.
00:16:35>> Look at angelina jolie who is half my size, she carried twins.
00:16:40So a see a lot of these women, i know a lot of people who have been very thin and gotten pregnant.
00:16:44If infertility were that easy, if the answer was to gain five pounds, infertility wouldn't be a problem.
00:16:51That's not the real problem.
00:16:52And unfortunately we work in a very shallow business, especially I do.
00:16:58We're not doing hard-hitting news, we're critiquing fashion and the way people look.
00:17:04So it's a tougher bullet to bite.
00:17:09He doesn't agree, of course.
00:17:10>> What do you think, bill?
00:17:10>> Is that a factor?
00:17:12100%.
00:17:12Weight is a factor.
00:17:13When you exercise a lot, that puts a lot of stress on your body.
00:17:16Working the hours that she works, you know, you've got to at some point slow the train down because your body is saying you're not going to be able to have a baby with this pace and lifestyle.
00:17:30>> But I have.
00:17:30I have.
00:17:31>> But she has, but she's reluctant.
00:17:32>> Very reluctant.
00:17:33>> 35 Years I've been busting my butt, working hard.
00:17:36I don't want to stop.
00:17:41>> That's the dilemma that women face because, you know, it's a man's world.
00:17:48Really it is.
00:17:49It has to be, because who else gets ivf treatments and hormone shots and everything else?
00:17:57Women have to go through that.
00:17:58>> He's got the hard job in this.
00:18:00>> We had a guy on today, his sperm count was like the worst.
00:18:02Yet his wife had to go through four years of this treatment.
00:18:05>> Isn't that incredible?
00:18:06>> It's a bad deal.
00:18:07>> I think, giuliana, you might have to put some pounds on.
00:18:09>> We're going to take her out for a big bowl of pasta.
00:18:11>> You know how to lose weight.
00:18:14>> You gain ten, you lose ten the next month.
00:18:16>> I know, I know.
00:18:17Everyone at home likes to e-mail and say, are you pregnant?
00:18:20You look fat today.
00:18:24>> I know.
00:18:25Stay right there.
00:18:26I want to get your take on some of the hot topics when we come back.
00:21:54>>> On "american idol" last night, it was so sad that one of the girls -- it was girls night and the comments that were made, it would make you want to kill yourself.
00:22:07And some of the judges, I don't think they're qualified to even judge.
00:22:11>> That was patti labelle talking about the qualifications or lack thereof of the "american idol" judges.
00:22:16Back with me to discuss her remarks are giuliana and bill rancic.
00:22:20Now, which judge do you think she was referring to?
00:22:23>> Probably ellen.
00:22:25I would think she was talking about ellen.
00:22:27I disagree.
00:22:29I don't think you have to certainly be on a stage entertaining people.
00:22:34I think that's what she was implying is that they're not big entertainers like she is.
00:22:37But I don't think you need to be a pop star or singer to critique these people.
00:22:42A lot of them are music producers.
00:22:46They get the industry.
00:22:48>> When you go on that show, she was saying some of those people would want to kill themselves after hearing those comments.
00:22:52They know what they're signing up for and that's part of the deal.
00:22:56>> But if you don't know music -- I don't know music.
00:22:59I don't know what I would say.
00:23:02You're too pitchy.
00:23:03I don't know what they mean by that when they say you're too pitchy.
00:23:06I know what they say when they say you're too bitchy.
00:23:10I get that.
00:23:12>> But simon, randy, they were in the music industry.
00:23:20It doesn't mean they're eloquent enough to critique people.
00:23:23They can just go she sounds good or bad.
00:23:26But they're professionals.
00:23:27>> Ellen is in show business.
00:23:29She sees a lot of talent.
00:23:31I'm trying to make sense of it.
00:23:33>> I don't really care.
00:23:35>> But she kind of represents -- >> it's hard to get my thing going for this one.
00:23:42>> What I like about ellen is she represents the viewer.
00:23:44She represents the person buying the album.
00:23:49>> Okay.
00:23:53Now, the girl that got kicked off "the bachelor" what is her name, she was having an affair with the producer.
00:23:58She now allegedly has a sex tape.
00:24:00She denies it.
00:24:01Do you believe her?
00:24:03>> I'm surprised it took this long for that story to come out.
00:24:05All these girls immediately within a week -- >> it worked for paris and kim kardashian, their careers went through roof.
00:24:20>> I'm surprised she's not one of the tiger mistresses.
00:24:21Yeah, you can't really believe this girl, can you?
00:24:23She claimed she didn't have an affair with that guy either and all fingers are pointing to the fact that she did.
00:24:28I didn't like how she attacked the host.
00:24:34She implied that he was -- >> it's good television.
00:24:36>> Of course.
00:24:38>> Now, just before we go, you're an italian girl from italy.
00:24:41What part of italy?
00:24:42>> Naples.
00:24:46I was born there.
00:24:47>> What about these "jersey shore" kids?
00:24:51>> Their show is very entertaining, we're not going to take it away from them.
00:24:56But these are not realic tallians.
00:24:57>> They're italian-americans, 80% wise.
00:24:59>> But 10th generation.
00:25:02They probably haven't been to italy.
00:25:04No offense, but I want people to know when you go to italy, this is not the people you meet on the street in milan and rome.
00:25:10The fact that they paint their garage the italian flag, I can see why real italians don't -- have a bad taste in their mouth.
00:25:20>> I don't think they're in on the joke.
00:25:22>> That's the problem.
00:25:23Exactly.
00:25:25But they don't care.
00:25:25They're making $10,000 an episode.
00:25:27Thanks, guys.
00:25:28We'll be right back.
00:27:56>>> A trainer at seaworld in orlando died when a killer whale grabbed her and pulled her under the water in front of shocked onlookers.
00:28:06A disturbing tragedy, but is it shocking really?
00:28:09They're called killer whales.
00:28:12Take a killer whale out of the ocean and put him in a small tank and regardless of precaution, there's always a clear danger at hand.
00:28:17Joining me to talk about this is jane velez-mitchell.
00:28:19>> Hey, joy.
00:28:20>> What happened there that day?
00:28:21The other day?
00:28:24>> Well, this animal lashed out and grabbed the trainer by the waist and tossed her around and this poor woman died.
00:28:30It's a terrible tragedy and the sad part is, it can happen again.
00:28:35It's happened many times before and it will happen again.
00:28:37And the underlying problem is that these animals are kept in captivity.
00:28:42That means captive.
00:28:43That's not fun for people and it's torture for the animals.
00:28:47Remember, this precious animal was born free in the waters off iceland.
00:28:53It had many, many thousands of miles to roam.
00:28:59Quayles can travel up to 100 miles a day.
00:29:01It was captured in 1983 and put in a tiny tank.
00:29:03For more than a quarter of a century, it's been going around in circles in what would be the human equivalent of a bathtub.
00:29:12>> The thing about it is they make a lot of money at seaworld, it's a major attraction.
00:29:18So that's the problem.
00:29:20Isn't that the problem?
00:29:21It's always about money.
00:29:22>> Any time you see animal exploitation, follow the money.
00:29:25Come on, its tail is splashing the kids.
00:29:28That's science?
00:29:30>> This is not the first time that this whale has killed somebody.
00:29:34He's a serial killer.
00:29:34Even though the first two times were accidents, this sounded like he was vicious.
00:29:43>> If you were kept in a bathtub for 25 years, wouldn't you be angry?
00:29:46>> Yes, I would.
00:29:47>> Basically that's what it amounts to.
00:29:50>> But this was an accident waiting to happen, right?
00:29:53>> I believe so.
00:29:54And I believe these animals should be set free.
00:29:57You know, there are sanctuaries for whales created around the world in brazil and chile.
00:30:04Thousands of miles o coastline that are being created for these whales.
00:30:09I think it's practical to release this whale back -- give it back its freedom and the others like it.
00:30:13>> How are they treated at sea world?
00:30:15>> That depends on who you talk to.
00:30:18If you think keeping an animal in that kind of confinement is okay, then it's okay.
00:30:27I don't think that's right.
00:30:28I think it's morally wrong.
00:30:29Any time you see animal torture, it's about confinement, whether it's a pig in a pig gestation crate, billy the elephant kept in the zoo in l.a.
00:30:39It's always about keeping them confined and isolated.
00:30:41>> They don't really like that, but children want to see the animals.
00:30:44What about those dolphins?
00:30:46They seem happy.
00:30:49>> You know, we can't read into the minds of these animals but we can when they lash out the way they do.
00:30:55This was an animal sending a clear signal.
00:30:57Speaking, even though it cannot speak human language, that it is sick and tired of the conditions in which it's living.
00:31:05>> Do you think this will change the way seaworld does business or captures the animals and uses them as sideshows?
00:31:12I don't think it's going to change, do you?
00:31:14>> It's all about the consumer.
00:31:15Animal exploitation is a consumer issue.
00:31:20The consumers can make a change by say thing is not acceptable and we want a change.
00:31:25As far as educating a kid, there's television.
00:31:27>> I hope they set this particular whale free into the ocean.
00:31:31There's no reason to kill this animal.
00:31:36Because it's not like it's going to cost the state money to throw him into the ocean, right?
00:31:41Thank you very much, jane.
00:31:42As always, a pleasure to see you.
00:31:43>> Thank you, joy.
00:31:44>> I want to turn to another story now.
00:31:48Senate majority leader harry reid made some comments on monday that have caused quite a stir.
00:31:52Take a look.
00:31:55>> I have met with some people while I was home, dealing with domestic abuse.
00:32:03It has gotten out of hand.
00:32:04Why?
00:32:05Men don't have jobs.
00:32:06Women don't have jobs either, but women aren't abusive.
00:32:08Most of the time.
00:32:10Men, when they're out of work, tend to become abusive.
00:32:14>> Does harry reid have a point or was he using this anecdote to get the jobs bill passed?
00:32:24Here to discuss this is author of "give me liberty" naomi wolf and blogger liz benjamin.
00:32:30What do you think about his statements, naomi?
00:32:34>> I mean, they're statistically accurate.
00:32:37Domestic violence goes up when people are suffering from joblessness.
00:32:42I don't want to say ever understandably, but all the stressors, alcoholism, you know, violence against chirp, it all goes up when people lose their jobs.
00:32:49It was a really stupid thing to say and he said it very poorly.
00:32:52>> Why was it stupid to say?
00:32:55>> Here's why.
00:32:58Apart from that statistical blip about joblessness, the stereotype of the lower income guy beating his girlfriend or wife is just a stereotype.
00:33:08There are abusers at every demographic level.
00:33:13The guy who is going to wall street isn't exempt from having -- >> so you think that statement exempted these other types, these white collar types?
00:33:21>> Yeah, and it was kind of offensive to unemployed men.
00:33:29>> Why can't it be a white collared guy unemployed hitting his wife?
00:33:35>> It was heavy handed.
00:33:38And it was also -- it's not true that women don't abuse.
00:33:42Women tend to abuse children, men tend to abuse women.
00:33:48>> The powerful against the powerless.
00:33:51>> It's never helpful to stigmatize one group and point a finger at them.
00:33:54>> What do you think?
00:33:56>> Just an ill-advised thing to say, that much I agree about it.
00:33:59I don't know about the statistics but it makes sense logically, if people are home more it gives them more opportunity to be mean to one another.
00:34:06But he didn't need to go there.
00:34:11There are a thousand other anecdotes he could have used.
00:34:15It's just not wise.
00:34:16>> He's kind of loose lipped lately.
00:34:22>> He has been loose lipped for quite sometime, yes.
00:34:29>> I'll tell you, one person who doesn't agree with reid is former presidential candidate fred thompson, who responded on twitter.
00:34:33The new way for senators to talk to each other and people in politics.
00:34:37He wrote, jobless mean equals domestic abuse?
00:34:38Is he saying we should be reid after the november election.
00:34:42Is he trying to be funny here?
00:34:43I feel like saying to him, fred, don't do this.
00:34:45Don't do this at home.
00:34:47You're not a professional.
00:34:51>> He didn't say it on the floor of an official capacity, obviously, say it on twitter.
00:34:56It feels loose like you can get away with a lot more.
00:34:59But in this instance, it's bad, tasteless.
00:35:01He's trying to be provocative.
00:35:05It just fell flat.
00:35:06>> Speaking of domestic violence, there's another case, reports about a top aide to governor -- new york governor david paterson who is being accused of violently assaulting a woman.
00:35:19Tell me about that.
00:35:19>> I don't know where to begin at this point.
00:35:25It's just the fallout has been amazing.
00:35:28The story is shocking.
00:35:30In report, this very close aide to governor paterson, the person who is with him all the time, with which this government means more because he's legally blind.
00:35:36>> He used to be his driver.
00:35:37>> Correct.
00:35:39He's been with him about a decade now.
00:35:42Allegedly assaulted a woman with whom he had been living for about four years.
00:35:47And that's not -- that's bad enough.
00:35:51But the real problem is that allegedly the governor spoke to her the day before she was supposed to be in court to press the case, and worse, members of the governor's own state police security detail, a member of that detail went to this woman to talk to her about it, to talk to her about it.
00:36:12And she said, in court, in her testimony that she felt they were trying to pressure her to drop the case.
00:36:18>> Her lawyer said she had a conversation with the governor on the phone and the next day the charges were dropped.
00:36:22>> She didn't show up to court.
00:36:23>> And then it was dropped?
00:36:26>> Correct.
00:36:27>> I smell a rat here and i don't know which rat I'm smelling yet.
00:36:32>> There's so many rats.
00:36:33If it's true, there's so many layers of not just immorality but conspiracy, witness tampering.
00:36:40>> Obstruction of justice.
00:36:40>> We could talk about this forever.
00:36:41But this is a hot story.
00:36:43Thank you very much for weighing in.
00:36:44Next, the hilarious jeff garlin joins me.
00:40:12>>> I'm talking to my wife now.
00:40:13>> Big fat idiot.
00:40:22Tell your wife I'm an idiot.
00:40:23Write me a letter of apology.
00:40:28>> I will.
00:40:29>> That was a clip from "curb your enthusiasm" with jeff garlin, who decided to reduce both his waistline and carbon foot print and began by eating an entire package of cookie dough before breakfast.
00:40:42His new book is called "my carrying the weight " welcome, jeff.
00:40:46We go for the lowest common denominator.
00:40:57>> I watched your last episode, so I know what you're talking about.
00:41:01>> Now, this is a lot about your struggles with weight.
00:41:07>> It's not a how-to book.
00:41:11It's my struggles with losing weight and there's the going green aspect also.
00:41:14>> Right.
00:41:16You had a stroke at 37, which i didn't know and.
00:41:18>> Yes, I did.
00:41:18>> You attended the longevity center many times.
00:41:21>> Still go.
00:41:22>> And tried every weight loss strategy known to man.
00:41:24>> Yes, except for atkins.
00:41:25Never did atkins.
00:41:26>> That's the one that would work, probably.
00:41:28But you don't ever -- you seem to not be able to get past a level of weight, right?
00:41:31>> Yes, always.
00:41:33>> Why don't you just do the stomach stapling or the banding, those things they have out there?
00:41:38>> Because I never was -- look, I had a friend who weighed 500 pounds.
00:41:43He did one of those things.
00:41:45He's down to 220 now, I'm happy for him.
00:41:48At my highest, I was 320.
00:41:50I mostly lingered in the 290 area.
00:41:52>> What should you be?
00:41:55>> I should be about 220.
00:41:56>> How tall are you?
00:42:00>> 6'1".
00:42:01>> You would be okay at 190.
00:42:02>> I would be look too thin.
00:42:03>> No, you wouldn't.
00:42:04>> Yes, I would.
00:42:09>> You would be lanky looking.
00:42:10>> But I wouldn't do that.
00:42:15Yeah, it just doesn't interest me.
00:42:17>> What do you think about that story of kevin smith, the director who was kicked off of the southwest airlines.
00:42:27Southwest airlines.
00:42:28>> I feel horrible for him, i feel bad for him.
00:42:30Because you could be saying about what jeff garlin.
00:42:31>> You don't look that big to me.
00:42:34>> Because I lost a lot of weight.
00:42:36>> How much have you lost?
00:42:37>> I don't know, to be honest with you.
00:42:38I don't weigh myself anymore.
00:42:39>> You don't?
00:42:41>> No, no.
00:42:42>> Maybe you should.
00:42:43You're supposed to weigh yourself.
00:42:46>> Who says?
00:42:48>> Because you want to check your bmi and everything.
00:42:51>> Bmi schme-mi.
00:42:54To me, if I have to keep getting new shirts and pants because they look too big on me and i have a lot of -- I feel great, if my blood numbers are good when I go to the doctor, what do I worry about?
00:43:05>> So you don't have diabetes?
00:43:07>> I still do, but I'm about to get checked again in a couple of weeks.
00:43:13You always have it, I just goes into hiding, if you will.
00:43:16It's ready to pop out again.
00:43:17>> You yo-yo a lot, don't you?
00:43:18>> No.
00:43:25Never was a yo-yoer.
00:43:27I got up to 320 and made my way back down to 290.
00:43:32I THINK I'M IN THE 260s NOW.
00:43:35>> All right.
00:43:36Now, I was reading that you bought a piece of chocolate while waiting in line for diabetes medicine.
00:43:39Is that the definition of a food addict?
00:43:46>> Surely.
00:43:47You're picking up your diabetes medicine and they say it's going to be a few minutes.
00:43:54I'll be right back, there's a chocolate shop down the street.
00:43:56Yes, I would say you have a problem.
00:43:57>> I think so.
00:43:58>> Yes.
00:43:58And that's the last time by the way I had chocolate.
00:43:59>> When was that, last week?
00:44:00>> No, it was -- I think it was new year's, a year ago, 2008.
00:44:06>> That's good.
00:44:09It's been over a year with no sugar.
00:44:11>> What else don't you eat?
00:44:13>> Fast food.
00:44:16Been over a year on fast food.
00:44:19No turkey, chicken, meat.
00:44:20>> What's wrong with turkey?
00:44:22>> I just don't want to eat it.
00:44:26It's not green to eat all that stuff.
00:44:27>> You're in the green thing?
00:44:28>> Yeah, but it's on a lot of levels.
00:44:31I was once shooting a film and i remember I pass aid truck with -- passed a truck with chickens in little cages cramped in there.
00:44:42And I saw a chicken after that, mind you, but it stayed with me.
00:44:43That's been the easiest transition.
00:44:47>> How did you get rid of sugar cravings?
00:44:49>> Took me of two, three weeks of not sleeping, having headaches, going through complete withdrawal.
00:45:00And now you can have cupcakes around me and nothing.
00:45:03But if I took the littlest taste, boom, off to the races.
00:45:05I'm sick again.
00:45:09>> Were you overweight as a kid?
00:45:13>> Not until high school.
00:45:16>> That's treacherous high school when you're fat in high school.
00:45:21Because I don't think -- I know if you're a girl and you're overweight, it's a nightmare in hell.
00:45:25Is it the same for a guy?
00:45:27>> Well, you know, no, it's worse for a girl.
00:45:30>> It's worse for a girl.
00:45:31Did the girls throw themselves at you?
00:45:33>> They didn't, but I never had problems with girls.
00:45:36>> One a day.
00:45:44I'm ron jeremy.
00:45:46No.
00:45:46But it didn't have much effect.
00:45:49I'm sure there were some women that weren't attracted to me because I was heavier.
00:45:51But once I started comedy at 20, first two years I put on 50 00 in the morning every night.
00:45:58>> Maybe it was the anxiety.
00:45:59>> But I felt great about it.
00:46:07That was something that's always come natural to me.
00:46:09The change for me, the reason that I did it, this only works for me, not saying anybody else, I approach it like an addiction.
00:46:14I wish I could have had a sex addiction.
00:46:18>> That would be more glamorous.
00:46:20>> That would be exciting on many levels.
00:46:23But nobody ever sees someone eating cookies and says I want to be with him.
00:46:28>> That's true.
00:46:31Munching on a loin of pork is very attractive.
00:46:34>> Right.
00:46:35Noefbd jumps on you like that except maybe another pork eater.
00:46:42Bun nonetheless, I approach it like an addiction and because I do, it's very serious and it's black and white.
00:46:48It's not gray.
00:46:49>> Tell me the story of your son's bris>>> >> oh, dear.
00:46:54>> Tell me about that.
00:46:55>> I'm jewish.
00:46:56I didn't know -- my son was circumcised.
00:46:58The moyle gave me a little pouch and he said it's your son's foreskin.
00:47:04Oh, thank you.
00:47:05>> Is that a souvenir?
00:47:06>> No, they tell you that you should bury it in someplace that means a lot.
00:47:11>> Why?
00:47:11>> I don't know.
00:47:12I just was told.
00:47:13You just sort of go along with it.
00:47:15The problem is, it was only three characters.
00:47:18>> So what happened?
00:47:22>> It's like jewish halloween.
00:47:26I'm sure there was other people living around those days.
00:47:31But anyhow, at that time I was new sacred place where I wanted to bury it.
00:47:35So one day I was walking down sunset boulevard.
00:47:38I saw the sign, the electric parade is ending, come to disneyland now.
00:47:42My wife and kid were out of town at the time.
00:47:45I'm like I'm going to disneyland tonight, I'm going to see the electric parade and go to every -- this is what I did.
00:47:51I'm going to go to every land, have something to eat in every land.
00:47:55Then when I get done, I'm going to throw it over at pirates of the caribbean and I'll also be really healthy.
00:48:01Thinking that that would change it.
00:48:03In honor of my son.
00:48:04Long story short, I started eating in every land.
00:48:07When you're an adult by yourself in disneyland, it's creepy.
00:48:11>> That's true.
00:48:12It comes off that way, yeah.
00:48:14>> So I was in this area like a hunchback of notre dame eating area eating a giant turkey leg.
00:48:21Giant one.
00:48:22There's families looking at me.
00:48:23I have to go now.
00:48:24I went over to sleeping beauty's castle, wrapped a rock in it.
00:48:29While "when you wish upon a star" which I used to rock my son to that song, boom.
00:48:36>> How appropriate.
00:48:37>> At sleepy beauty's castle, say lo to my son's foreskin.
00:51:53>> Jack, you're a [ bleep ], mother [ bleep ], my grandmother's broach is missing.
00:51:58I could not replace this item.
00:52:00How would you feel if something you cared about was missing?
00:52:02You don't [ bleep ] anything.
00:52:03You know that?
00:52:05>> My baseball cards.
00:52:07>> You see?
00:52:08Now it's not so funny.
00:52:10>> Love, isn't it beautiful?
00:52:12That was jeff and susi who plays " she's always calling you a fat -- >> yes.
00:52:23>> Does that bother you at all.
00:52:24I know it's comedy.
00:52:27>> There are two levels to it.
00:52:28Number one, it doesn't bother me because it's funny and I get paid a lot.
00:52:32The other aspect is if I don't want to be called fat anymore, i have a choice.
00:52:36>> What's your choice?
00:52:38>> To lose weight.
00:52:40There you go.
00:52:41>> Let's ask suzy if she enjoys calling you a fat [ bleep ].
00:52:43You're on the phone.
00:52:45>> Oh, dear god.
00:52:46>> Oh, yeah.
00:52:49Do I enjoy it?
00:52:50>> Yes.
00:52:51>> I enjoy yelling at screaming at him.
00:52:53It doesn't have to be fat.
00:52:55If he loses weight, he acts like such a jerk half the time on the show -- his character, not him in real life.
00:53:02His character.
00:53:02That I enjoy yelling and screaming at him and larry.
00:53:07If it's not fat, it will be something else.
00:53:09>> Where will the rage come from?
00:53:11>> My rage is not at his fat but at his behavior.
00:53:15>> Susie one of my good friends in real life is not like susie grant.
00:53:25>> She's not.
00:53:25>> Were there more doughnuts at the craft table when you were there?
00:53:27>> More?
00:53:29What do you mean?
00:53:30>> When you were around in your sugar phase -- >> there was probably a lack of them when I was in the sugar phase.
00:53:35I would think the crew would be walking in going, what happened to the doughnuts?
00:53:42What are the cookies.
00:53:44WHO TOOK THE HO-HOs?
00:53:47>> When jeff was in the sugar phase and somebody would say, where's jeff, we'd know where to find him.
00:53:51>> That's the truth.
00:53:52>> Susie, jeff's character cheated on you this season.
00:53:54>> I know.
00:53:56>> What do you think about that?
00:53:58I mean, you have a way about you that I think would prevent a man from cheating on you.
00:54:04And he did it anyway.
00:54:06>> He did it and he got away with it with lies and deception and mendacity, twice.
00:54:12Who's to say I'm not cheating on him with the pool boy?
00:54:15>> Oh, baby.
00:54:16Are you?
00:54:17>> That's my secret.
00:54:18I don't have to tell jeff everything.
00:54:19>> Oh, dear god.
00:54:21Now you're going into pretend land with your character?
00:54:26That's what you need, enjoy.
00:54:26Why do I keep looking up like she's up there?
00:54:29>> Because she is.
00:54:30She's upstairs.
00:54:31>> She's everywhere.
00:54:34>> You guys are doing a fantastic job on the show.
00:54:36>> Thank you.
00:54:37>> Everybody loves the show.
00:54:37People stop susie and ask her to get on the phone -- tell them.
00:54:40>> Jeff knows.
00:54:43>> I've been with her when people ask her to scream at them.
00:54:46Will you scream obscenities at me?
00:54:48Can you imagine that?
00:54:50Hey, call me a fat so-and-so.
00:54:53Call me, whatever.
00:54:54It's like, really?
00:54:58>> When they see us together, they're just freaked out.
00:55:00Jeff and I will be out to dinner in the city and having some nice time and obviously enjoying each other's company.
00:55:07And people can't believe that the greens are so civil to one another.
00:55:12>> How about the other day looking at apartments?
00:55:13>> I know.
00:55:14>> You two are just going to go into the sunset.
00:55:17>> She came with me.
00:55:19>> She loves real estate.
00:55:20>> But people were kind of weirded out that we were moving into their building.
00:55:24>> Thank you jeff and susie.
00:55:27If you're in new york friday or saturday, jeff headlining at caroline's.
00:55:33The new book "my footprint: Carrying the weight of the " ♪ Grew up in a small town and when the rain would fall down ♪
00:57:16♪ I would pray ♪
00:57:20♪ I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly ♪ I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky ♪
00:57:28♪ I gotta take a risk, take a chance, make a change, and break away ♪

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