| 00:00:00 | What to expect, and, like, I've never actually
gone
and cut down a christmas tree.
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| 00:00:06 | Picking out the perfect tree--
harder than you think it's going to be.
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| 00:00:09 | (Duff) THIS ONE? THAT ONE?
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| 00:00:11 | WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?(Mary Alice) I KIND OF
Like this one, duff.
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| 00:00:14 | it's, like,
husky.
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| 00:00:17 | IT'S A PLUS-SIZE TREE. (laughs)
What about that one?
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| 00:00:22 | ERICA, WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE? (gasps)
You like that tree?i like this one a lot.
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| 00:00:28 | IS THAT IT? (Duff) THAT'S IT.
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| 00:00:30 | Are you cutting? yep. let's take the tree.
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| 00:00:31 | I'm gonna
hold-- I'm gonna hold it.
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| 00:00:35 | I'm cutting. and now I will incise. okay.
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| 00:00:38 | (laughing)
(Erica) ARE YOUGONNA CIRCUMNAVIGATE?
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| 00:00:42 | I think so.like a mohel?
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| 00:00:44 | I'm like magellan.
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| 00:00:46 | (all laughing)
(Mary Alice gasps) IT'S MOVING. OH!
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| 00:00:51 | Oh, boy!
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| 00:00:52 | It's totally gonna move!
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| 00:00:54 | Let go. let go. let go.
|
| 00:00:56 | OH! (laughs)
Yay!yay!
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| 00:01:01 | All right, joe.
|
| 00:01:03 | Is this where the guys carry the tree?
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| 00:01:05 | (Mary Alice) AND WE JUST WALK IN FRONT OF
Them?nice!
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| 00:01:08 | I love a plan. it's the easiest day ever.
|
| 00:01:12 | 'Twas the night before the wedding,
and we're making a cake.
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| 00:01:15 | And katherine grabbed the topper,
and, boy, did it break.
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| 00:01:18 | (Katherine) NO. (gasps) (glass breaks)
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| 00:04:36 | When people say there's something in the
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they're referring to the smells
and the decorations,
and it's a very gical time of the year.
|
| 00:04:45 | I think, uh, people are referring
to the goodwill that's in the air.
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| 00:04:49 | And with the exception of mall parking lots,
and the stores themselves, like, I find that,
for the holiday season, people have a little
more goodwill.
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| 00:05:01 | We really embrace the spirit of christmas
and christmas being the time of giving,
and we love donating our time.
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| 00:05:07 | Happy holidays, everybod
we also donate cakes, so at the end of the
week,
we're taking cakes across the street to the
dizz
for a big fund-raising tree-lighting party.
|
| 00:05:15 | The christmas spirit is probably similar
to an elves' workshop
the night before christmas.
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| 00:05:22 | People are happy,
but feverishly working
to get finished.
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| 00:05:29 | I'm piping these snowflakes
onto the holiday wedding cake.
|
| 00:05:33 | Some of these snowflakes may be similar,
but none of them will be exactly the same.
|
| 00:05:40 | The challenge is trying to make it look classy
and stay away
from the really gaudysort of tacky christmassy
theme.
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| 00:05:47 | Ben, what holiday would you get married on?
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| 00:05:50 | It would probably be the fourth of july.
|
| 00:05:53 | That's the coolest one.
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| 00:05:53 | I don't know what holiday I would pick.
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| 00:05:56 | I don't really care as long as there's ponies
involved.
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| 00:06:00 | I think my final choice
for a holiday wedding will be new years.
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| 00:06:11 | I'm about to carve the christmas tree.
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| 00:06:14 | ..
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| 00:06:18 | 19 Sheets
for the cake.
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| 00:06:21 | This is the second year that we've made a
cake
for the golf club at andrews air force base.
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| 00:06:27 | But this year, they wanted something even
bigger
and more impressive.
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| 00:06:30 | This is gonna be almost real christmas tree
size.
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| 00:06:35 | It's gonna be 4 feet tall.
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| 00:06:37 | (Geof) THE CHRISTMAS TREE
Is gonna be surrounded
by presents and an elf playing golf.
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| 00:06:44 | I'm making the little golfer elf.
|
| 00:06:48 | this is like a tree
elf.
|
| 00:06:51 | There are no cake elves that I'm aware of.
|
| 00:06:54 | I've never come into work
and had something completely finished for
me.
|
| 00:06:58 | It's what I often dream of.
|
| 00:07:00 | ("Deck the Halls" playing)
We should put stuff on this tree,
'cause it's really, like, it's kind of sad.
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| 00:07:06 | We gotta dress it up.
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| 00:07:07 | (Geof) IT WAS A FINE TREE. IT WAS BIG.
|
| 00:07:10 | So it got cut down a bit and then decorated,
and then it looked, uh, it looked just fine.
|
| 00:07:17 | I've never put lights on a tree before.
|
| 00:07:18 | Are you serious?
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| 00:07:20 | ..
|
| 00:07:21 | the only lights I've
put on
are on a menorah. oh, yeah. that's right.
|
| 00:07:27 | Look, I found dreidels.
|
| 00:07:29 | You should teach us little games.
|
| 00:07:32 | How to play dreidel? yeah.
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| 00:07:33 | I think I had the record in sunday school
..
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| 00:07:38 | Like, 12 dreidels going at the same time.
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| 00:07:41 | So a dreidel is like a little top,
and you play with it with, like, pennies
or you play with, like,
chocolates or m&m's or something.
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| 00:07:48 | Dreidels are really cool, because it basically
teaches
young jewish children how to gamble.
|
| 00:07:53 | Katherine somehow became person in charge
of tree decoration.
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| 00:07:57 | What if we tied this little christmas tree
ON TOP OF THE BIG ONE?(laughing)
(Duff) THAT'S ABSURD. THAT LOOKS SO COOL.
|
| 00:08:04 | No, it doesn't. that's absurd. yes, it does.
|
| 00:08:06 | Who else has a christmas tree on top of their
CHRISTMAS TREE? (laughs)
Our tree at the bakery
was definitely full of character.
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| 00:08:14 | I think that the double tree topper
was "a"-plus.
|
| 00:08:20 | (laughs)
Oh, yeah. what's up?
|
| 00:08:25 | ♪♪♪♪♪♪
|
| 00:08:31 | we had to push the tiers back,
because the topper
is really big, and it wouldn't fit on the
top tier.
|
| 00:08:39 | ..
|
| 00:08:41 | (sighs)
The scariest topper.
|
| 00:08:46 | In order to fit it onto the cake,
we had to make the top tier smaller
and sort of push it back and create a little
space
in the front for the topper to sit on.
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| 00:08:55 | I'm gonna deliver this cake tomorrow.
|
| 00:08:58 | It's not far away,
so that's good.
|
| 00:09:02 | .. I hope.
|
| 00:09:05 | (Duff) TOTALLY CAME OUT AWESOME, YOU KNOW?
|
| 00:09:07 | I mean,
it was beautiful.
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| 00:09:10 | You know, I think with a topper that fragile,
it really made everybody nervous.
|
| 00:09:14 | (Geof) MANY TIMES, THE CLIENT
Will bring the topper to the design appointment
and then, uh, you know, we'll take the topper
and store it away until the time comes.
|
| 00:09:22 | But there was a little accident.
|
| 00:09:24 | 'Twas the night before the wedding,
and we're making a cake.
|
| 00:09:27 | And katherine grabbed the topper,
and, boy, did it break.
|
| 00:09:31 | (Katherine) NO. (gasps) (glass breaks)
..
|
| 00:09:37 | And I went to grab the box, in which I didn't
think it was,
and it tumbled out, and it shattered,
and I felt like I was gonna throw up.
|
| 00:09:46 | Usually, in a situation like that,
the first thing you gotta do is just stay
calm.
|
| 00:09:50 | (Katherine) YOU KNOW, FOUND
Where they got it from online, and we called
them,
and they said it's custom-made, so we can't
get another one.
|
| 00:09:57 | Duff's gonna try to repair it,
and, I mean, the cake looks good.
|
| 00:10:01 | I think that we'll be able to conceal it.
|
| 00:10:03 | It really, really stinks when this happens,
and, you know, the most important part
is just getting it done for the day of the
wedding.
|
| 00:10:10 | It really doesn't look that bad.
|
| 00:10:12 | Nobody's gonna know. she will know.
|
| 00:10:14 | Yeah, she'll know,but, like, I'm gonna tell
her,
so it's not like we're gonna surprise her
with it.
|
| 00:10:18 | You know, I'm gonna tell her,like, "look,
man, I'm sorry.
|
| 00:10:20 | we'llpay for it, you
"
the repair job on the topper was pretty good.
|
| 00:10:25 | But I'm still gonna call the bride
before krine delivers the cake,
and, you know, I think it's gonna be okay.
|
| 00:10:33 | I have not purchased
my secret santa gift yet.
|
| 00:10:38 | It's a secret to even me, I guess.
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| 00:12:59 | [In hindi]
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| 00:13:35 | If you're gonna go with sanjay, what's the
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| 00:13:37 | I'm okay with it.
|
| 00:13:42 | [In hindi]
[crowd cheering]
..
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| 00:13:49 | Conan, you're on. [whispering] conan.
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| 00:13:51 | Every detail counts.
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| 00:13:53 | [Crowd cheering]
@
when you get there, find the planner.
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| 00:15:11 | Find out who's in charge,
and just tell 'em, like, listen,i've been
trying to get in touch
with the bride, let her know what happened,
and let her know thatwe're replacing the
thing.
|
| 00:15:19 | (Duff) SO I'M TRYING TO CALLTHIDE. SHE'S
Not picking up.
|
| 00:15:23 | You know, it's my job to tell her.
|
| 00:15:24 | I can't get ahold of her, so now katherine's
gotta tell her
when she delivers the cake.
|
| 00:15:29 | .. upset
.. the bride doesn't know yet.
|
| 00:15:35 | .. I don't know.
|
| 00:15:38 | As I was dng the cake to the reception,
I knew that no one knew
that the sled was broken,
and so I was the bearer of bad news.
|
| 00:15:50 | Here we go.
|
| 00:15:55 | (grunts)
I knew that I could make it look good enough
that no one else would notice,
but I was definitely a little nervous.
|
| 00:16:02 | Hot glue doesn't dry clear,
so it didn't look like the actual glass.
|
| 00:16:05 | It kind of dries sort of, like, milky.
|
| 00:16:07 | So I told katherine to pipe onroyal icing
over top of the glue
to make it look like snow.
|
| 00:16:12 | I'm just trying to decide how to make this
look nice
and not likeg all over it.
|
| 00:16:21 | I'm nervous, 'cause this thing is fragile.
|
| 00:16:23 | I want to be able to work with it,
but I'm just so-- so scared of it.
|
| 00:16:31 | This is sparkly sugar crystals.
|
| 00:16:34 | Make it look icy,
glassy,
but not, like, broken glass.
|
| 00:16:41 | (laughs)
.. telling
the wedding planners at the reception site
to inform about the, uh, the broken sleigh.
|
| 00:16:52 | .. she won't be.
|
| 00:16:54 | He--he can--or she can call duff.
|
| 00:16:56 | He'll talk to her,explain everything,
.. it looks beautiful.
|
| 00:17:00 | It looks beautiful. you did a great job.
|
| 00:17:02 | I really don't think that you can tell anything.
|
| 00:17:04 | They said, you know, "oh,i think she'll be
fine with it.
|
| 00:17:07 | "
I feel a huge relief.
|
| 00:17:10 | I think that the cake looks great,
and no one's gonna notice, and hopefully,
the bride will just be happy on her day.
|
| 00:17:21 | We are making the golf christmas cake.
|
| 00:17:24 | Everyone's helping me.
|
| 00:17:26 | Duff is doing the face.
|
| 00:17:28 | ben is covering
the cakes.
|
| 00:17:31 | Like, everyone is helping me. it's awesome.
|
| 00:17:34 | I think it's gonna be good.
|
| 00:17:35 | I am making golf balls out of gumballs.
|
| 00:17:38 | Well, first, I'm putting skewers into the
gumballs
and then wrapping them in fondarific
and, uh, making little indents in them.
|
| 00:17:47 | Katie, what do you think of my balls?
|
| 00:17:49 | Those balls looks perfect. thanks.
|
| 00:17:51 | I'm cutting out these leaves,
and that's what's gonna bethe texture for
the cake.
|
| 00:17:57 | So there's a
ready?
|
| 00:18:03 | Got it?
|
| 00:18:05 | (pounds on board) AAH!
|
| 00:18:07 | (laughs)
Aah!
|
| 00:18:11 | (laughs)
You okay? yes.
|
| 00:18:15 | ♪♪♪♪♪♪
|
| 00:18:23 | (cheering)
Oh, there it is.
|
| 00:18:30 | Oh, my god.oh, my god.
|
| 00:18:32 | Oh, my god. look whatthey did to the sleigh.
|
| 00:18:35 | I can't believe it. wow.
|
| 00:18:37 | Oh, it's perfect.
|
| 00:18:38 | that's
amazing.
|
| 00:18:41 | I love it. I love it. I love it.
|
| 00:18:42 | The snow--we weren'texpecting that at all.
|
| 00:18:43 | It--no.
|
| 00:18:45 | ..totally unexpected.
|
| 00:18:48 | ..but it looks incredible.
|
| 00:18:50 | And we wanted this topper so bad,
and it actually looks betterthe way they
decided to do it.
|
| 00:18:55 | .. I almost love it just as much as i
love you.
|
| 00:18:59 | Oh.
|
| 00:19:01 | So after the wedding, I was able to talk
to the bride.
|
| 00:19:04 | She was totally cool. she loved it.
|
| 00:19:05 | I'll tell you what, dream client is the client
where you call
and say, "sorry we broke
"your custom-made crystal wedding cake topper.
|
| 00:19:12 | We'll buy you another one,"
totally
"
whew.
|
| 00:19:18 | Christmas isn't about glass toppers being
broken.
|
| 00:19:21 | It's about goodwill to man
and forgiving your clumsy wedding cake makers.
|
| 00:19:27 | ("Deck the Halls" playing)
My secret santa is also in good shape.
|
| 00:19:33 | Uh, I already have picked out the gift,
and it's en route.
|
| 00:19:38 | I have not purchased
my secret santa, uh, gift yet.
|
| 00:19:44 | It's a secret to even me, I guess.
|
| 00:19:47 | If you don't come through on your secret
santa,
it's the--that's bad.
|
| 00:19:52 | That's--that's as bad as it gets.
|
| 00:20:00 | Happy hanukkah.
|
| 00:20:01 | All right, so here's a little hanukkah tradition--
eggnog.
|
| 00:20:06 | I really wanted to make eggnog for my staff,
because they're always complaining
I never cook for them, and so i, you know,
every chance,
I try to, you know, make something that's
not cake.
|
| 00:20:14 | We're gonna beat the yolks and beat the whites,
so what I'm gonna do is separate these guys
out.
|
| 00:20:19 | You can always get whites into your yolks,
but you can't get yolks into your whites.
|
| 00:20:24 | If you get yolks intoyour whites, they won't
whip up.
|
| 00:20:27 | You don't want to eat raw eggs, right?
|
| 00:20:30 | This is a cold eggnog.
|
| 00:20:33 | You don't cook this eggnog.
|
| 00:20:34 | What you're doingis you're gonna add this
sugar
to those yolks, and the sugaris gonna denature
the egg yolks.
|
| 00:20:40 | When you cook something, thatmeans you're
gonna denature it.
|
| 00:20:43 | I just added the
sugar to them.
|
| 00:20:46 | Now those yolks are cooked.
|
| 00:20:48 | Sugar will cook an egg.
|
| 00:20:50 | 3 Ounces of bourbon,
..
|
| 00:20:55 | Just knowing my staff.
|
| 00:20:57 | All right, who wants nog?
|
| 00:20:59 | Oh, yeah.is it good?
|
| 00:21:02 | Excellent. thank you.
|
| 00:21:04 | Mmm.
|
| 00:21:09 | HAPPY CHRISTMAS. (slurps)
I'm
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| 00:24:22 | ("Good King Wenceslas" playing)
Our dear friend elaine and the gang next
door
at the dizz
are having sort of a christmas tree lighting.
|
| 00:24:31 | So at the end of the week, we're gonna donate
some cakes
to the dizz.
|
| 00:24:35 | They're having a big tree-lighting fund-raiser
for the community school.
|
| 00:24:39 | Basically, the community school is really
helping kids
that are part of our communityhere, so if
elaine's gonna have
a big tree-lighting party and she's gonna
raise money,
like, we're gonna go out,and we're gonna
help these guys,
they're doing really
good work.
|
| 00:24:50 | And so the kids will come back,
and then they'll go to culinaryschool, and
then I'll hire them.
|
| 00:24:57 | This is a present cake
for katie's christmas tree.
|
| 00:25:01 | I'm piping snowflakes on it right now
to make it look like wrapping paper.
|
| 00:25:07 | I'm decorating one of the presents
going under the tree.
|
| 00:25:10 | (Katie) IT WAS A HUGE CAKE. IT WAS A BIG
Job.
|
| 00:25:12 | So I gave sofia, mary, and anna a present,
and then they got to decorate it
whatever color and style they wanted to.
|
| 00:25:19 | Open it. see what's in it.
|
| 00:25:21 | ..
|
| 00:25:22 | ..
|
| 00:25:24 | Shake it.of what's in there.
|
| 00:25:26 | YOU SHAKE IT. NO. (laughs)
Katie had a really good idea-- was putting
gumballs
onto the christmas tree as, like, lights.
|
| 00:25:34 | Okay, so right now, what we're doing
is poking holes in gumballs,and then we're
gonna stick
the toothpicksin the gumballs,
and the gumballs becomethe lights for the
cake.
|
| 00:25:44 | yeah, this is--this is kind of
awesome.
|
| 00:25:47 | I really like working with the gumballs
because they're shiny, and they keep their
shape.
|
| 00:25:52 | When I was in middle school,
I bought a bunch of gumballs
and made necklaces for my friends.
|
| 00:25:58 | That's so funny.
|
| 00:25:58 | they never
wore them.
|
| 00:26:01 | They never wore them.
|
| 00:26:02 | If you want, katie,i can make you a necklace
I would totally
wear it, anna,
UNLIKE YOUR "FRIENDS."(laughs)
(Geof) A LOT OF PEOPLEWERE HELPING KATIE
On this cake.
|
| 00:26:15 | You know, the tree, obviously,was, like,
the biggest,
you know, the focal point of the thing,
but there were also decorated presents that
we
along the base and thislittle golf cart like
a train.
|
| 00:26:24 | For some reason, train sets and christmas
go together.
|
| 00:26:27 | There's this elf playing golf.
|
| 00:26:29 | (Katie) I THINK IT TURNED OUT REALLY WELL.
|
| 00:26:31 | I wasn't really sure about the golf theme,
but I love the golf carts
instead of the train going around the cake.
|
| 00:26:38 | (Duff) EVERYBODY REALLY CAME TOGETHER
For the christmas tree cake, but, um, we
were
all out-shined by katie rose's exuberance
for christmas,
and I think everybody was a little bit scared,
because if you stepped onkatie rose's christmas
spirit,
YOU'D GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED, RIGHT?(laughs)
I wouldn't put it that way.
|
| 00:26:55 | (laughing)
In addition to secret santa,
we're gonna have an ornament contest.
|
| 00:27:04 | I'm the judge.
|
| 00:27:05 | Duff created this contest
to see who could make the best ornament.
|
| 00:27:09 | Whoever made it would get a $100 gift certificate
to a nice restaurant in our area.
|
| 00:27:13 | He put no rules or restrictions on the contest.
|
| 00:27:17 | ..
|
| 00:27:22 | You know, melted-- I talked to ben
for some advice.
|
| 00:27:25 | Sofia made, like, a nice poured sugar christmas
tree.
|
| 00:27:29 | I thought that was a very successful use
of, uh, knowledge gainry.
|
| 00:27:36 | ..
|
| 00:27:39 | Hey, don't lose hope.
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| 00:27:40 | Knowing my staffand their crazy sense of
humor,
I'm expecting some outrageous ornaments.
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| 00:27:45 | This is my christmas ornament.
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| 00:27:47 | (Anna) THAT LOOKS SO GROSS!
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| 00:27:49 | How much money would I have to give you to
eat that?
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| 00:27:53 | Not much. I mean--really?
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| 00:27:54 | with that
much gold on it?
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| 00:27:58 | (Geof) WITH THE GOLD. MM-MMM. IT'S NOT THAT--
I would do it for
$35.
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| 00:28:01 | I would do it for $10 if there were no pepperonis
on it. I'd probably do it for $50, as well.
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| 00:28:05 | The golden pizza-- I think it represents
the miracle of christmas.
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| 00:28:10 | .. work,
and I haven't had time to make a christmas
ornament,
so there were some things hanging around
the bakery
I decided to use.
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| 00:28:21 | It looks like the horsegot stuck in a doughnut
and he's being,like, airlifted.
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| 00:28:27 | (laughing)
I got my ornament.
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| 00:28:34 | I think I'll win for heaviest ornament.
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| 00:28:40 | (grunts) OH, MAN.
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| 00:28:42 | Whew.
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| 00:28:43 | All the trouble I went to for this contest.
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| 00:28:48 | (women's choir) ♪♪ SANTA IS COMING ♪♪
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| 00:28:50 | ♪♪ On this very night ♪♪
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| 00:28:52 | my ornament is another decorated tree.
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| 00:28:55 | IT'S PRETTY WILD. (laughs)
It's gonna look a little silly,
but, uh, I think duff will appreciate the--the
thought.
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| 00:29:09 | MINE IS ME IN MY Snuggie.
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| 00:29:11 | "
I haven't done anything crafty in a while.
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| 00:29:19 | It's fun, though.
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| 00:29:21 | Everybody made an ornament,
and I gota $100 gift icate
to woodberry kitchen
FOR THE BEST ORNAMENT. (whistling)
I WANT IT! (whistling)
(all) I WANT IT!
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| 00:29:33 | ♪♪ It's christmastime ♪♪
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| 00:29:36 | let's start with lauren.
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| 00:29:37 | LET'S SEE IT. (Ben) LAUREN, WHAT DID YOU
Make for us?
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| 00:29:42 | (all laughing)
It's an angel.oh, my god.
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| 00:29:47 | I think--the rest of you guys, don't even
bother pulling
YOUR ORNAMENTS OUT. (laughs) OH, STOP.
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| 00:29:53 | (laughing) OH, DUFF.
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| 00:29:55 | Golden pizza.golden pizza?
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| 00:29:56 | it
is real pizza.
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| 00:30:01 | (laughing)
It's the kissable corn dog.
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| 00:30:08 | .. mistletoe.
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| 00:30:11 | .. kiss the corn dog.
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| 00:30:14 | Kiss the corn dog.
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| 00:30:15 | They made the most ridiculous stuff,
like christmas angel, golden pizza,
snuggle-icious, doughnut horse.
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| 00:30:22 | These guys are definitelyunpredictable, to
say the least.
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| 00:30:24 | Just so you don't think I have creepy pictures
of everyone,
I went on google image search and typed in
"charm city cakes"
AND THEN EACH OF YOUR NAMES. (man) WHAT'S
That little white face?
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| 00:30:33 | Oh, and then there wasn't one for tommy,
so I very crudely drew one.
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| 00:30:38 | (laughs)
I made an origami icosahedron,
and it's made of 30 pieces of origami paper.
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| 00:30:46 | I made a japanese temari ball
and made it into an ornament.
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| 00:30:49 | It's a ball of yarn I wrapped, then wrapped
string over it.
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| 00:30:53 | What is that? oh!
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| 00:30:57 | Boo!
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| 00:30:58 | What did geof do?what is that?
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| 00:31:00 | THAT'S THAT OLD TREE. (Mary Alice) THAT'S
Your ornament?
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| 00:31:02 | you can't have a whole nother tree be
an ornament.
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| 00:31:06 | Wait a minute. it has a toupee.
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| 00:31:08 | YEAH, OUR TREE HAS A TOUPEE.(Lauren) WHOA!
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| 00:31:11 | (Ben) WE NOW HAVE THREE TREES. WHOO!
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| 00:31:13 | Like, ou is made up of three trees.
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| 00:31:15 | (Elena) OH, LOOK, HE'S GONNA HANG IT.OH,
He's gonna hang it?
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| 00:31:18 | (Mary Alice) GOT TO TIE IT TOGETHER. YES!
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| 00:31:21 | Nice, geof. that's pretty awesome, geof.
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| 00:31:25 | (applause)
All right, so now I gotta-- now I gotta pick?
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| 00:31:29 | Well, now I think mark's is the sweetest.
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| 00:31:31 | (Mark) TNK YOU. YOU GUYS,THIS IS PRETTY TOUGH,
Man.
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| 00:31:34 | I think--i think doughnutis definitely a
good use
object-- found art.
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| 00:31:40 | (Mark) YOU LOVE THE PEOPLE THAT WORK FOR
You.
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| 00:31:42 | (Sofia) YOU LOVE SUGAR.I DO. I DO.
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| 00:31:46 | Mark muller.
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| 00:31:49 | (cheering)
Uff.
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| 00:31:51 | Congratulations.
|
| 00:31:53 | they were all amazing
and ridiculous,
and everything definitely reflects
the absurdist humor that you guys show
every day of the year,
which makes this place amazing.
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| 00:32:09 | GOOD JOB. GOOD JOB, MARK. (cheering)
Merry christmas.
|
| 00:32:13 | I've never played golf in my life.
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| 00:32:16 | I'M SORRY ABOUT-- (man) YOU GUYS ARE KILLING
Me.
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| 00:33:21 | up
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| 00:33:23 | The doers. the list checker-offers.
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piling high, and saving even more.
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| 00:33:32 | Doors open bright and early. see you there.
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|
| 00:35:32 | What's in your wallet?
|
| 00:35:33 | Oh, that's the spot!
|
| 00:35:38 | (whispering) MY SECRET SANTA
Is lauren.
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| 00:35:42 | I got my secret santa present. it came.
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| 00:35:45 | Who's your secret santa?
|
| 00:35:47 | (mouthing words)
I know my person likes to entertain
and have people over at their place,
and, uh, so I thought of something that would
be
something they could use over and over again.
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| 00:36:01 | (whispering) I'M DUFF'S SECRET SANTA.
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| 00:36:04 | Shh!
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| 00:36:05 | (normal voice) I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA
Of what I'm going to make duff for secret
santa.
|
| 00:36:16 | This is, um, my secret santa's gift,
ONE OF THE THINGS I GOT THEM ON eBay.
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| 00:36:22 | Yay! oh, my god.
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| 00:36:24 | (laughs) IT'S SO GOOD.
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| 00:36:27 | Lisa frank stickers.
|
| 00:36:29 | it's perfect
for her.
|
| 00:36:36 | Mark and i
are gonna go to the thrift store
to find our secret santa gifts.
|
| 00:36:42 | Thrift store is like my favorite place to
visit.
|
| 00:36:46 | My secret santa is over there at the table.
|
| 00:36:49 | She's oblivious.
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| 00:36:51 | (whispers) ANNA.
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| 00:36:52 | Who's your secret santa?
|
| 00:36:53 | (normal voice)I CAN'T TELL YOU. YES, YOU
Can.
|
| 00:36:56 | Why? 'cause I'm in charge.
|
| 00:36:58 | Oh. but thenyou know everyone's.
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