| 00:00:01 | >> And then also your book.
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| 00:00:02 | Are you writing another series
of books?
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| 00:00:03 | >> I am.
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| 00:00:04 | Yeah, my manuscript was due--
>> you act like you just found
out about it.
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| 00:00:07 | >> No, i-- 'cause it was due
today.
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| 00:00:10 | My first book.
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| 00:00:11 | I'm doing another series of
three.
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| 00:00:12 | So #1.
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| 00:00:13 | >> Okay, and are these gonna be
the same kind of book as
the last time?
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| 00:00:17 | >> It's a spin-off.
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| 00:00:17 | I took the mean girl from
the series and spun it off.
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| 00:00:21 | So it's kind of a different,
a different point of view to go
into the industry.
|
| 00:00:24 | >> So when you write these
books, you have somebody helping
you write them?
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| 00:00:27 | Or do you write them all by
yourself?
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| 00:00:29 | >> I mean, I obviously work with
..
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| 00:00:31 | >> Do you do it based on stuff
that actually happened in your
real life?
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| 00:00:35 | >> My life, other people's lives
and then some of it I make up
based on situations I've seen.
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| 00:00:39 | But, you know, with this new
one, it's really fun because
the character is someone who,
instead of kind of being
victimized by this whole thing,
um, manipulates the media.
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| 00:00:47 | And she like has fun with it.
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| 00:00:48 | She calls her own paparazzi,
leaks her own stories.
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| 00:00:51 | >> Oh, that sounds like so many
people I would never have
imagined.
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| 00:00:55 | >> [ Laughter ]
>> I hope you know that people--
I hope everybody knows that
these actors, there are actors,
they call the paparazzi.
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| 00:01:02 | And then they're like, "oh, my--
"
>> [ laughter ]
>> "oh, they're everywhere.
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| 00:01:07 | "
>> it's like why am I wearing
high heels in the beach?
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| 00:01:11 | >> [ Laughter ]
>> it's like, really?
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| 00:01:16 | It's so stupid.
|
| 00:01:17 | Okay, lauren, well, thank you
very much for being here as
usual.
|
| 00:01:20 | Lauren's issue of "lucky" is on
newsstands now.
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| 00:01:22 | And for info on all of lauren's
projects, you can go to
laurenconrad.com.
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| 00:01:26 | And we will be right back to
talk about hot dogs.
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| 00:01:29 | >> [ Cheers and applause ]
>> [ cheers and applause ]
>> it's no surprise that chuy
loves to barbecue.
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| 00:04:26 | And this morning while he was,
um, watching the always
informative "today" show, he
found a recipe that made him
super duper horny.
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| 00:04:33 | Take a look.
|
| 00:04:34 | >> First thing we do, we got our
sausage here, but we go in.
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| 00:04:36 | We gotta make us a hole big
enough for it.
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| 00:04:39 | Turkey baster going in to make
the hole bigger.
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| 00:04:43 | We've got our sausage here.
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| 00:04:44 | We go up in it.
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| 00:04:44 | >> Al Roker: Okay.
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| 00:04:47 | >> [ Laughter ]
>> ooh, my god.
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| 00:04:51 | >> Announcer: If you're in
area and want tickets
to "chelsea lately," visit
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| 00:05:08 | Captions made possible by HOME BOX OFFICE
New york city restaurants are always looking
for the next new angleto grab that elusive
manhattan palate.
|
| 00:05:31 | Last yearit was fusion/cajun.
|
| 00:05:34 | Last month it wasmussels from brussels,
and tonight, it's s&m.
|
| 00:05:38 | firm washired to do the opening
party
for "la douleur exquise,"
"
this is what happens when the mayor shuts
down the sex shops.
|
| 00:05:49 | Pops up in your cuisine.
|
| 00:05:51 | Hey, stanford !
|
| 00:05:53 | I know where I'm taking mother for dinner
next time she's in town.
|
| 00:05:58 | Oh, honey !
|
| 00:05:59 | Excuse me.
|
| 00:06:00 | Let her through !
|
| 00:06:03 | Honey !
|
| 00:06:04 | What are you wearing ?
|
| 00:06:06 | The invitation said kinky.
|
| 00:06:07 | I kinked my hair.
|
| 00:06:09 | The ladies are inside, go have fun.
|
| 00:06:12 | Next !
|
| 00:06:15 | Excuse me.
|
| 00:06:17 | But when did wild sex come back in style
?
|
| 00:06:20 | Oh, I think that was the weekend
you spent at the barney's warehouse sale.
|
| 00:06:23 | Three cosmopolitans, a diet coke,
and a vodka martini with a twist.
|
| 00:06:29 | I said olive.
|
| 00:06:31 | How does he wait on tables dressed like that
?
|
| 00:06:33 | It's humiliating.
|
| 00:06:34 | Don't be so judgmental !
|
| 00:06:36 | This is just a sexual expression.
|
| 00:06:37 | All these people have jobs and pay their
bills.
|
| 00:06:40 | They're just having fun with fetishes.
|
| 00:06:42 | I wonder what your fetish is, huh ?
|
| 00:06:46 | Charlotte has a thing for crabtree and evelyn
potpourri.
|
| 00:06:49 | I don't have a fetish !
|
| 00:06:51 | Oh, we all have a fetish.
|
| 00:06:52 | The difference between us and them is,
they're putting it out there where everyone
can see.
|
| 00:06:57 | I think it's healthy and fabulous.
|
| 00:07:00 | Well, it was lovely to see you all.
|
| 00:07:02 | And remember, ladies,
whipping on the first date is considered
forward.
|
| 00:07:07 | You sit your ass down, mistress carrie.
|
| 00:07:10 | There are drinks present.
|
| 00:07:11 | No, big's flying to paris tomorrow for business
and I wanna say good-bye.
|
| 00:07:14 | Why not give him a good-bye he'll never forget
?
|
| 00:07:18 | Sacre bleu !
|
| 00:07:21 | Go get him, girl.
|
| 00:07:29 | Well laugh, it's a joke.
|
| 00:07:32 | Oh, baby.
|
| 00:07:38 | Oh, baby.
|
| 00:07:53 | ( Carrie ) I WASN'T SURE IF IT WAS THE CAP,
The crop, or me.
|
| 00:07:57 | But it worked.
|
| 00:07:59 | Meanwhile, at a fetish across town,
..
|
| 00:08:04 | A very active secret sex life
"
no sooner had "rick9plus" entered the chat
room,
that he got a message from his favorite on-screen
pal,
"
some fetishes can only flourish behind closed
doors
in the very late night hours on a lap-top.
|
| 00:08:23 | While others are right out in the broad daylight,
where everyone can see them.
|
| 00:08:27 | Charlotte, like every other normal woman
in manhattan,
had a thing for shoes.
|
| 00:08:38 | Good morning.
|
| 00:08:38 | Good morning.
|
| 00:08:40 | Beautiful shoes.
|
| 00:08:42 | Just got those in.
|
| 00:08:43 | Would you like to try them on ?
|
| 00:08:45 | No.
|
| 00:08:46 | No, I'm just looking.
|
| 00:08:47 | I have way too many shoes as it is.
|
| 00:08:50 | Size seven ?
|
| 00:08:52 | Uh-huh.
|
| 00:08:54 | Size seven.
|
| 00:08:59 | Oh, you're bad.
|
| 00:09:01 | Okay, I'm just trying them on.
|
| 00:09:04 | I can't even afford them.
|
| 00:09:07 | I'm saving for a summer share in the hamptons.
|
| 00:09:10 | Beautiful.
|
| 00:09:12 | Look at that craftsmanship.
|
| 00:09:15 | I love them.
|
| 00:09:17 | How much ?
|
| 00:09:19 | $400.
|
| 00:09:21 | ..
|
| 00:09:22 | Can't.
|
| 00:09:23 | Please take it off before I start to cry.
|
| 00:09:26 | $200.
|
| 00:09:28 | Why ?
|
| 00:09:29 | Shoes were meant to be loved.
|
| 00:09:30 | You're gonna need a beautiful sandal like
that in the hamptons.
|
| 00:09:33 | Oh, thank you so much.
|
| 00:09:37 | Buster.
|
| 00:09:38 | Thank you, buster.
|
| 00:09:39 | While one woman was uptown eyeing her artful
new sandal,
another was downtown eyeing "art of scandal:
"
miranda was obsessed with reading historical
biographies.
|
| 00:09:53 | In fact, she spent all last weekend in bed
"
morning.
|
| 00:10:00 | ..
|
| 00:10:01 | That's very good.
|
| 00:10:03 | "Crazy horse and custer:
"
stephen ambrose, great writer.
|
| 00:10:09 | Yeah, I know.
|
| 00:10:10 | I just finished his "meriwether lewis and
thomas jefferson:
"
amazing.
|
| 00:10:17 | Oh.
|
| 00:10:17 | I'll pick that up right after I finish
"
jack.
|
| 00:10:24 | Miranda.
|
| 00:10:26 | Right after miranda picked up "elizabeth
the i"
by jasper ridley,
jack picked up miranda.
|
| 00:10:34 | Big and I stayed in bed all morning,
which gave us just enough time for coffee
and some last minute details.
|
| 00:10:40 | I'm gonna miss you.
|
| 00:10:42 | Well, in a week I'll be back
and you can sit there and watch as I unpack.
|
| 00:10:48 | Hey.
|
| 00:10:51 | Oh, before I forget.
|
| 00:10:53 | Charlotte wants to do a share in the hamptons.
|
| 00:10:55 | So, are we thinking about doing something
or should I go in on that ?
|
| 00:10:59 | Don't think I can.
|
| 00:10:59 | Why, not a big fan of the $40 crab salad
?
|
| 00:11:02 | Actually, there's a possibility
I'm not gonna be here this summer.
|
| 00:11:07 | I may have to move to paris for work.
|
| 00:11:12 | Just for a while.
|
| 00:11:13 | For how long a while ?
|
| 00:11:15 | I don't know.
|
| 00:11:16 | Seven months, maybe a year.
|
| 00:11:18 | Well when did you plan on telling me ?
|
| 00:11:20 | When I knew more, nothing's definite.
|
| 00:11:23 | Don't get carried away.
|
| 00:11:25 | THERE'S THE CAR, LOOK... ( buzzer )
On:
.
|
| 00:11:26 | //,
I have to go, I'm gonna miss the plane.
|
| 00:11:31 | We'll figure this all out when I get back.
|
| 00:11:36 | I wanted to kill him.
|
| 00:11:38 | And he's standing there giving me
the "what's the big problem ?" eyes.
|
| 00:11:41 | I don't understand, like it's my problem.
|
| 00:11:43 | Just calm down, there are ways to make this
work.
|
| 00:11:45 | It's just seven months.
|
| 00:11:46 | And you can go visit in paris, he can come
back here.
|
| 00:11:49 | No, it's not about that.
|
| 00:11:50 | It's about the fact that I wasn't even a
factor
in his decision making process.
|
| 00:11:54 | Totally.
|
| 00:11:55 | Women walking around thinking "we"
AND THEIR VERSION OF "WE" IS "ME AND MY (no
audio)."
Totally.
|
| 00:12:00 | One minute he's all over me,
and the next minute he's pushing me away.
|
| 00:12:03 | I just cannot believe this is happening again
!
|
| 00:12:07 | Yes, all right, calm down.
|
| 00:12:09 | Why do I keep doing this to myself ?
|
| 00:12:13 | I must be a masochist or something.
|
| 00:12:17 | That's when I first realized it.
|
| 00:12:19 | I was in an s&m relationship with mr. big.
|
| 00:12:23 | Excuse me.
|
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| 00:15:08 | There is a fine line between pleasure and
pain.
|
| 00:15:09 | In fact it's a common belief
that a relationship without pain
is a relationship not worth having.
|
| 00:15:14 | To some, pain implies growth.
|
| 00:15:16 | But how do we know when the growing pains
stop
and the pain-pains take over ?
|
| 00:15:21 | Are we masochists or optimists
if we continue to walk that fine line ?
|
| 00:15:26 | When it comes to relationships,
how do you know when enough is enough ?
|
| 00:15:33 | When you read "the complete war memoirs
OF charles DeGaulle,"
get back to me.
|
| 00:15:38 | On tuesday night, miranda and jack had dinner
in the biography of her life,
this would go down as the best first date
in history.
|
| 00:15:47 | This is kind of what I wanted to show you.
|
| 00:15:50 | Oh.
|
| 00:15:51 | Yeah.
|
| 00:15:52 | Mark twain lived here.
|
| 00:15:54 | "
really ?
|
| 00:16:00 | C'mon.
|
| 00:16:01 | It's private property.
|
| 00:16:05 | I know, shh.
|
| 00:16:07 | I'm gonna show you his little house.
|
| 00:16:10 | Oh.
|
| 00:16:11 | Right there, number 27.
|
| 00:16:13 | It's cute.
|
| 00:16:16 | Yeah.
|
| 00:16:30 | And just when miranda thought she could read
jack perfectly,
he opened an entire new chapter.
|
| 00:16:36 | No, no.
|
| 00:16:37 | Someone might come by, we can get caught.
|
| 00:16:41 | I know.
|
| 00:16:45 | A chapter entitled,
"
with my one man out of town in paris,
I found time to have drinks with my other
man.
|
| 00:16:56 | I need your advice.
|
| 00:16:57 | But in order to get it, I have to confess
something.
|
| 00:17:01 | And I'm asking you not to judge me.
|
| 00:17:03 | Who am I to judge anyone ?
|
| 00:17:04 | I HAD BANGS IN THE '80s.
|
| 00:17:06 | Okay.
|
| 00:17:07 | I have cyber-sex on the internet.
|
| 00:17:10 | And this would be the non-judgment part ?
|
| 00:17:12 | "
no, you didn't !
|
| 00:17:17 | "Rick9plus", how sad is that ?
|
| 00:17:21 | Actually, I think it shows a great deal of
restraint.
|
| 00:17:24 | "
so, I've been chatting with this guy,
and we have a really great time.
|
| 00:17:30 | But now he wants to meet and I don't know
if I should.
|
| 00:17:34 | Okay, let's figure this out.
|
| 00:17:37 | What do you know about him ?
|
| 00:17:38 | "
my god.
|
| 00:17:45 | C'mon, carrie.
|
| 00:17:46 | This is serious.
|
| 00:17:48 | I'm sorry.
|
| 00:17:49 | I'm sorry, rick.
|
| 00:17:56 | Okay.
|
| 00:17:56 | Where does he want to meet you ?
|
| 00:17:57 | At an after-hours gay club in the meatpacking
district.
|
| 00:18:02 | Makes sense.
|
| 00:18:04 | Now tell me why you want to go.
|
| 00:18:05 | He seems hot, it's exciting.
|
| 00:18:07 | And I haven't had good sex
since before "cats" was on broadway.
|
| 00:18:12 | I say go.
|
| 00:18:13 | Have a naughty little adventure.
|
| 00:18:15 | Be safe, have fun.
|
| 00:18:17 | After "rick9plus" went home,
I decided I was just drunk enough to call
big.
|
| 00:18:23 | ( phone )
Hello ?
|
| 00:18:27 | Hey, it's me.
|
| 00:18:28 | What are you doing ?
|
| 00:18:29 | I'm in bed.
|
| 00:18:31 | I think it's called sleeping.
|
| 00:18:33 | Oh, so you're funny in france.
|
| 00:18:38 | It's 5:30 in the morning.
|
| 00:18:42 | What is it ?
|
| 00:18:44 | I would like to know
how you could even think of going to paris
and not even think about discussing it with
me.
|
| 00:18:52 | Huh ?
|
| 00:18:53 | I think about you all the time.
|
| 00:18:55 | Correction.
|
| 00:18:56 | I think aboutus all the time.
|
| 00:18:59 | Can we get into this another time ?
|
| 00:19:01 | I was sleeping.
|
| 00:19:02 | You know what ? you better get used to it.
|
| 00:19:04 | Because if you move there
this is how our relationship is gonna be.
|
| 00:19:06 | You're gonna be sleeping when I'm eating,
and I'm gonna be sleeping when--
shoot.
|
| 00:19:11 | Great.
|
| 00:19:14 | Hey.
|
| 00:19:15 | Are you still there ?
|
| 00:19:17 | I'm going to bed.
|
| 00:19:19 | I have an important meeting at 9:00.
|
| 00:19:23 | Yeah, fine, hang up.
|
| 00:19:24 | But don't call me when I'm sleeping
because I have a job here too, you know.
|
| 00:19:31 | Shoot.
|
| 00:19:32 | Even through my cosmopolitan haze,
I knew I had gone too far.
|
| 00:19:40 | In the cab ?
|
| 00:19:41 | You're not serious, the driver is right there.
|
| 00:19:52 | A few days later on the way home,
charlotte couldn't help but notice
a gorgeous pair of italian slingbacks in
the window.
|
| 00:20:00 | I just came in to look.
|
| 00:20:01 | You have a very high arch.
|
| 00:20:04 | Are you a dancer ?
|
| 00:20:06 | No.
|
| 00:20:06 | For anyone else, $500.
|
| 00:20:09 | .. free.
|
| 00:20:13 | What ? no, buster.
|
| 00:20:15 | Why would you do something like that ?
|
| 00:20:18 | Because these beautiful feet are tired.
|
| 00:20:20 | And they need a little rub.
|
| 00:20:27 | When a shoe fetish meets a foot fetish,
all reason goes out the shop window.
|
| 00:23:13 | I think charlotte's right, there are ways
to work this out.
|
| 00:23:16 | What made you change your mind ?
|
| 00:23:18 | I completely lost my cool with big on the
phone
and I realized how close this whole thing
is
to really blowing up.
|
| 00:23:25 | And yes, it's painful sometimes,
but it's worth it, you know ?
|
| 00:23:29 | I mean, the guy has to go there for work.
|
| 00:23:31 | Really, what is so awful about spending
a week here and there with your boyfriend
in paris ?
|
| 00:23:36 | Nothing, it's so romantic.
|
| 00:23:38 | Great, your love life takes you to paris,
and I'm doing it in the back of a cab.
|
| 00:23:43 | That's lovely.
|
| 00:23:44 | Not just there.
|
| 00:23:45 | We've done it in the bathroom at bond street.
|
| 00:23:49 | Ew, I just ate there !
|
| 00:23:50 | The elevator at the marriot marquis
and a public restroom in central park.
|
| 00:23:54 | How very "george michael" of you.
|
| 00:23:55 | We've actually never done it lying down,
or inside, for that matter.
|
| 00:24:00 | Miranda, this is supposed to be a relationship,
not outward bound.
|
| 00:24:03 | You've got to get this guy in a bedroom
and find out what's really there.
|
| 00:24:07 | I'm a little afraid to try.
|
| 00:24:08 | He likes the threat of getting caught.
|
| 00:24:10 | What if being with just me isn't enough ?
|
| 00:24:12 | Excuse me, miss charlotte,
what is happening south of your ankles ?
|
| 00:24:16 | They're new, do you like them ?
|
| 00:24:19 | I love them ! $500 ?
|
| 00:24:20 | Oh, no, not that much.
|
| 00:24:22 | The guy kind of gave me a deal.
|
| 00:24:25 | How much ?
|
| 00:24:26 | Um, free.
|
| 00:24:27 | Sweetie, this is new york city.
|
| 00:24:29 | Nobody loves anything that much.
|
| 00:24:30 | Well, I let him hold my feet
just a little.
|
| 00:24:36 | The second she said it out loud
she knew what she had to do.
|
| 00:24:46 | Hello, again.
|
| 00:24:46 | I can't keep these shoes you gave me.
|
| 00:24:49 | Why ?
|
| 00:24:50 | You know why.
|
| 00:24:57 | You've already worn them, I can't take them
back.
|
| 00:25:00 | Keep 'em.
|
| 00:25:02 | No, thank you !
|
| 00:25:02 | Then I'll throw them in the garbage.
|
| 00:25:05 | No, no, they're too beautiful.
|
| 00:25:07 | I'd buy them, but I can't afford it.
|
| 00:25:11 | What about a trade ?
|
| 00:25:13 | Six new styles just came in.
|
| 00:25:15 | I've never seen them on a foot.
|
| 00:25:17 | All I have to do is try the shoes on ?
|
| 00:25:22 | Big arrived on the 9:00 p.m. flight.
|
| 00:25:24 | 00 to welcome him
home in style.
|
| 00:25:28 | Bonjour, voila le french hat,
voila le french fry.
|
| 00:25:33 | And it doesn't stop there.
|
| 00:25:36 | I have le big mac,
and le fillet de fish.
|
| 00:25:52 | What is all this ?
|
| 00:25:53 | It's an apology for being le bitch.
|
| 00:25:56 | Now, I've been thinking about this.
|
| 00:25:58 | We can make this work.
|
| 00:26:00 | We can, you know, we'll do le phone sex.
|
| 00:26:02 | And if things get really bad
then I'll move to paris for a while
"
that would be great.
|
| 00:26:11 | Which one ?
|
| 00:26:12 | I don't care.
|
| 00:26:13 | But you'd be moving to paris for yourself,
right ?
|
| 00:26:17 | I mean, don't move for me.
|
| 00:26:20 | Why would I move to paris if it wasn't for
you ?
|
| 00:26:23 | I'm just saying,
I don't want you to uproot your life and
expect anything.
|
| 00:26:30 | I am such an idiot !
|
| 00:26:32 | I'm running around town in a beret, buying
your greasy food
and you don't even care if I'm in your life
!
|
| 00:26:39 | Would you calm down ?
|
| 00:26:40 | I'm so tired of calming down !
|
| 00:26:43 | Look, I have to be in a relationship
where if I have to go to paris,
I have to go to paris.
|
| 00:26:51 | Fine, go to paris
and then what happens to us next year
when you decide you just have to go to brazil
?
|
| 00:26:58 | This isn't about us.
|
| 00:27:00 | This is about work !
|
| 00:27:01 | No, this isn't about work.
|
| 00:27:03 | This is about us getting closer
and you getting so freaked out
that you have to put an ocean between us.
|
| 00:27:12 | I don't want to talk about this anymore.
|
| 00:27:17 | ..
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| 00:27:21 | For you to factor me into your life in any
real way ?
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| 00:27:31 | I guess old habits die hard.
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| 00:27:33 | Maybe I can't do this anymore.
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| 00:27:36 | I understand.
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| 00:27:41 | Yeah, I bet you do.
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| 00:27:43 | You said you loved me.
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| 00:27:47 | I do.
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| 00:27:49 | Then why does it hurt so much ?
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| 00:27:54 | On the way home I was furious.
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| 00:27:57 | Not with big, with myself.
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| 00:27:59 | I was the real sadist.
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| 00:28:01 | He might be the one with the whip,
but I was the one who tied myself up.
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| 00:28:05 | Tied myself to a man who was terrified of
being tied down.
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| 00:00:00 | Calling her your wife.
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| 00:00:00 | She may as well be your wife.
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| 00:00:02 | But I mean, I'm glad.
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| 00:00:03 | I don't know why you-- I don't
know why she sits around with
this.
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| 00:00:07 | I mean, it's not your hair.
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| 00:00:09 | >> [ Laughter ]
>> no, it really is.
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| 00:00:12 | >> This is like being on
"dr. phil," isn't it?
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| 00:00:13 | "
>> does he yell at you like
this?
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| 00:00:17 | >> Never.
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| 00:00:17 | >> I've never yelled at anyone
like this.
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| 00:00:19 | >> He worships at my feet.
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| 00:00:20 | >> I don't know what you did.
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| 00:00:21 | You really set me off.
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| 00:00:22 | >> Really?
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| 00:00:23 | >> Yeah, you really set me off.
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| 00:00:24 | I didn't like that clip at all.
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| 00:00:25 | It made me very mad.
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| 00:00:27 | Now I'm mad.
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| 00:00:28 | Chelsea's mad.
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| 00:00:29 | >> What was wrong?
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| 00:00:30 | >> [ Cheers and applause ]
>> what was wrong with it?
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| 00:00:34 | >> You know what was wrong with
it.
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| 00:00:36 | We just talked about it.
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| 00:00:37 | Now our time is up.
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| 00:00:38 | And I was gonna give you a hug
and a kiss, but I can't now.
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| 00:00:41 | I got this stuff all over my
hands.
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| 00:00:44 | Anyway, the season premiere of
"gene simmons family jewels"
00 on a&e,
so tune in if you want to get
pissed off.
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| 00:00:56 | We'll be right back.
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| 00:00:57 | >> [ Cheers and applause ]
do they look up to me?
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| 00:01:18 | Or are they just looking at my skin?
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| 00:01:20 | You'd think after all these years,
I'd know how to hide my psoriasis.
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| 00:01:24 | Do they understand it's not contagious?
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| 00:01:26 | ..
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| 00:01:29 | Not the teacher with the red flaky patches
on her skin.
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| 00:01:32 | Junior high is an awkward time for them.
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| 00:01:34 | Why is it still awkward for me?
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| 00:01:36 | When your psoriasis symptoms
have gone from uncomfortableto unacceptable,
it's time to speak up andtalk to a dermatologist.
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| 00:01:42 | Learn more atpsoriasisspeaks.com.
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| 00:03:43 | >> [ Cheers and applause ]
>> a recent outbreak of horse
herpes in the rodeo community
has forced cowgirls to ride
something that can't contract
an std.
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| 00:03:55 | So look at this.
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| 00:03:56 | >> Man: Forget your saddle.
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| 00:03:58 | Just straddle a stick horse.
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| 00:04:00 | >> Whoo!
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| 00:04:01 | >> A stick horse, it's a lot
different because you have to do
all the work and I think it's
gonna be a lot more tiring.
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| 00:04:07 | >> [ Laughter ]
>> giddy up, girl.
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| 00:04:12 | >> "E! news" is next.
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| 00:04:13 | >> [ Cheers and applause ]
>> Announcer: If you're in
area and want tickets
to "chelsea lately," visit
chelsealately.com for info.
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| 00:04:27 | [Captioning made possible by
>> inside britney's flashiest
tour ever.
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| 00:04:33 | "
>> the music, the gorgeous
costumes, the rave reviews.
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| 00:04:42 | And the video from her first
show of the summer.
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| 00:04:44 | Plus, the queen of pop backstage
with her man.
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| 00:04:48 | Plus, dating secrets.
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| 00:04:51 | >> I'm pretty romantic.
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| 00:04:54 | >> The "glee" kids get a huge
tour surprise.
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| 00:04:57 | The a-lister who crashed their
concert and jumped onstage.
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| 00:05:01 | Plus, who from the show just got
engaged?
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| 00:05:05 | pushes little sister,
kendall, too far.
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| 00:05:08 | >> I feel like you're doing this
for yourself.
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| 00:05:11 | humphries
become a mommy?
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| 00:05:23 | >> Am I that old?
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| 00:05:28 | >> This is "e! news".
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| 00:05:31 | >> Britney is back and barely
wearing anything.
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| 00:05:35 | How are you, guys?
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| 00:05:36 | Ryan seacrest here in hollywood.
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| 00:05:38 | Tonight we have the naked truth
from inside the pop star's
concert.
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| 00:05:43 | with
more, g?
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| 00:05:46 | >> That's right, I'm in las
vegas, which is the sixth stop
on britney's raciest tour ever.
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| 00:05:53 | And to prove it, she kicked
things off by getting sexy in
sacramento.
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| 00:05:58 | Especially backstage with her
boyfriend.
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| 00:06:00 | >> Yeah.
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| 00:06:01 | to the
next-to-nothing costumes,
britney is letting everyone
know she's still the
queen of pop.
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| 00:06:12 | The costumes, the skin, the
drama.
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| 00:06:16 | Britney's back.
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| 00:06:17 | The queen of pop kicked off her
tour last night in sacramento,
california, once again proving
she is a femme fatale.
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| 00:06:40 | Choreography had fans screaming
with excitement.
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| 00:06:48 | Here is a pic of their
moment onstage.
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| 00:06:56 | Nicki minaj opened up the show,
testing her balance with neon
green platforms.
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| 00:07:02 | But the night belonged to
britney.
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| 00:07:06 | She sang nine songs from her
"
last week we showed staging and
costumes created by a designer.
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| 00:07:27 | There's a hand-painted silk
kimono in two-pieces.
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| 00:07:34 | But her designer gushes that
it's britney who makes it shine.
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| 00:07:40 | The sequined bikini fun is just
beginning.
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| 00:07:41 | She tweeted, "can't sleep.
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| 00:07:43 | Way too much adrenaline.
|
| 00:07:46 | Sacramento was on fire last
night.
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| 00:07:50 | Are you ready, san jose?
|
| 00:07:52 | "
angelina was headed to turkey
for those in need.
|
| 00:08:04 | >> With her career, she still
finds time to help.
|
| 00:08:18 | >> I'm thrilled to be here.
|
| 00:08:20 | >> A stunning katie holmes
received the face of the future
award at the crystal lucy awards
in beverly hills last night.
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| 00:08:27 | But it's other women the humbled
mom is inspired by.
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| 00:08:31 | >> I feel so lucky to have met
so many amazing and intelligent
women in this industry.
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| 00:08:37 | >> Katie was one of many
impeccably dressed women of the
evening.
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| 00:08:41 | >> I love this dress.
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| 00:08:42 | I like the black and white.
|
| 00:08:46 | It's gorgeous.
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| 00:08:49 | I feel like a woman.
|
| 00:08:52 | >> Accessorizing the gown, a
gorgeous gown.
|
| 00:08:59 | She was spotted out to dinner
with sean penn.
|
| 00:09:02 | When asked about the status with
the actor, she reportedly
"
13-year-old elle fanning looked
all grown-up while honoring the
late elizabeth taylor.
|
| 00:09:13 | >> As a philanthropist she never
let her hollywood royalty
get in the way.
|
| 00:09:22 | Angelina jolie arrived in
turkey today.
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| 00:09:27 | She has a major dedication
there, and the people there
honored her with art.
|
| 00:09:32 | They treated their kids to a
trip to disneyland.
|
| 00:09:36 | But last night the parents made
film
festival's premiere.
|
| 00:09:41 | Matt wore a cowboy hat to pay
homage to the film "texas
"
but he's making headlines for
what he's not wearing.
|
| 00:09:59 | >> Congratulations.
|
| 00:10:01 | >> Matthew's co-stars, jack
black and shirley maclaine
surprised us with unconventional
summer plans.
|
| 00:10:07 | >> I'm going to go up and visit
my dad on the farm.
|
| 00:10:10 | Going to milk some pigs, feed
some cows.
|
| 00:10:12 | >> I'm going to visit my father,
who died 25 years ago.
|
| 00:10:16 | >> Meanwhile, dads who are very
much alive got an early start to
father's day.
|
| 00:10:22 | >> He squeezes out all the
unselfishness.
|
| 00:10:26 | >> He bonded with his precious
daughter, olivia, for a
celebration for their campaign,
where drew lachey with son,
hudson, was glad to be
celebrated.
|
| 00:10:36 | >> Dads are a little bit
overlooked.
|
| 00:10:40 | Moms and babies, especially the
first year, get a lot of
attention.
|
| 00:10:42 | >> Liev schreiber took their
son, while hugh jackman took a
stroll with his son and their
adorable pup.
|
| 00:10:51 | >> The first father's day is
kind of for the dads, right?
|
| 00:10:54 | They're not -- I'm not going to
get gifts from the kids.
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| 00:10:59 | If I do, they'll be in diaper
form.
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