| 00:00:00 | Rt your
feelings.
|
| 00:00:04 | >> This is what you did to show
you don't even want your own mom
to have a key to your house.
|
| 00:00:15 | >> I don't just want you to
barge in.
|
| 00:00:17 | >> We all have each other's
>> that episode almost as fun as
playing naked tonight.
|
| 00:00:34 | What did viewers have to say
about michelle's quip?
|
| 00:00:55 | "
>> that was good.
|
| 00:00:59 | But katie-katie takes
caption prize for her hef shot.
|
| 00:01:02 | "O.m.g.
|
| 00:01:04 | No wonder crystal cancelled the
wedding.
|
| 00:01:08 | "
oh, too soon.
|
| 00:01:11 | But not too soon for another
target.
|
| 00:01:14 | Singer susan boyle whipping out
her pom-poms in back of a car.
|
| 00:01:18 | Look at this.
|
| 00:01:19 | >> If you think you have the
funniest caption for this
news"
website and take your best shot.
|
| 00:01:27 | news," we
snagged a debut of selena
gomez's new music video, and we
go behind the scen
exclusive interview with lindsay
lohan's lawyer, about her
partying and the courtroom.
|
| 00:03:14 | ♪
|
| 00:03:30 | Everything you needto make summer fun.
|
| 00:03:34 | Expect More, Pay less.
|
| 00:04:10 | >> Selena talking about romance.
|
| 00:04:13 | What about their co-star?
|
| 00:04:15 | >> I hope one day I can.
|
| 00:04:16 | I'm still waiting to meet that
girl.
|
| 00:04:20 | and her man drop a
major wedding secret.
|
| 00:04:23 | >> Hollywood's most memorable
"I DO's."
And listen up, hef.
|
| 00:04:30 | Other stars that backed out on
walking down the aisle.
|
| 00:04:34 | >> Does sister pippa have a
catwalk future?
|
| 00:04:39 | >> New video with chris brown
and the biebs.
|
| 00:04:44 | ♪♪
|
| 00:04:47 | >> that's selena gomez doing
her hit "who says" on abc's
"
it's a good thing she bounced
back from last week's illness.
|
| 00:04:56 | The girl has a lot on her plate
this summer.
|
| 00:04:59 | >> Yes, ryan.
|
| 00:05:00 | Selena's third album is dropping
this months and she's about
feeling thankful.
|
| 00:05:24 | And the 18-year-old singer/
actress revealed to "e!
|
| 00:05:29 | News" how she's staying healthy,
thanks to her moer.
|
| 00:05:53 | And the most romance--
it was awesome.
|
| 00:06:01 | >> We really had a good time.
|
| 00:06:03 | It's an instant bond.
|
| 00:06:04 | We're all super excited to be
having the best summer of our
lives doing this fun summer
movie about traveling and having
a good time in europe.
|
| 00:06:14 | >> In the film, the "glee" star
plays a guy chasing a girl
across the continent.
|
| 00:06:24 | >> It's like real life.
|
| 00:06:29 | >> You know, I really hope one
day I can, you know?
|
| 00:06:33 | I'm still waiting to meet that
girl.
|
| 00:06:39 | I think it would be real nice.
|
| 00:06:44 | Actually, I've had nice romantic
things done.
|
| 00:06:48 | I had some guy who's now long
gone, but at the time it was
really nice.
|
| 00:06:54 | I had this guy, I was flying up
in the air, I was going to
canada or something, and he said
what side of the plane are you
on the plane.
|
| 00:07:09 | >> I don't know if I can beat
that.
|
| 00:07:10 | I don't know.
|
| 00:07:11 | For me it's all about like
simple things.
|
| 00:07:15 | Like thoughtful things.
|
| 00:07:19 | >> Sounds like justin bieber has
his girl covered.
|
| 00:07:24 | >> I'm happy.
|
| 00:07:29 | >> She's also on the song--
"
>> it was awesome.
|
| 00:07:37 | I saw the record was co-written
by her, so I was very honored.
|
| 00:07:41 | And I am doing a britney tribute
on I'll be the next
miley cyrus.
|
| 00:07:56 | >> I'm going to try to be the
new me and make my own style.
|
| 00:08:11 | And I just learned how to play
the guitar like two years ago.
|
| 00:08:15 | Nick jonas gave me his first
guitar, which I was so happy.
|
| 00:08:24 | >> Premieres tonight on the
disney channel.
|
| 00:08:26 | >> The show is called "ant
"
stands for "advanced natural
"
it's three kids who go to
this high school.
|
| 00:08:44 | He considers his castmates
family.
|
| 00:08:46 | >> Selena gomez.
|
| 00:08:47 | I think she has a great career
ahead of her and she's very
pretty and talented.
|
| 00:08:51 | >> My celebrity crush is james
franco.
|
| 00:08:54 | >> I like his, of course,
appearance, but I also like the
fact that he goes to three
different colleges.
|
| 00:09:00 | I love how multi-talented he is.
|
| 00:09:02 | >> Now, moving on to a harvard
grad, conan o'brien, who is
offering grads a few tips.
|
| 00:09:20 | Hi, justine.
|
| 00:09:22 | >> Fasten your seatbelts.
|
| 00:09:25 | This week we have conan
o'brien's commencement speech.
|
| 00:09:27 | A lion trying to nab a small
snack.
|
| 00:09:39 | >> Before I begin, I must point
out that behind me is a highly &
admired president of the united
states and decorated war hero.
|
| 00:09:49 | While i, a cable television talk
show host, have been chosen to
stand here and impart wisdom.
|
| 00:09:57 | My first job as your
commencement speaker is to
illustrate that life is not
fair.
|
| 00:10:01 | For example, you have worked
tirelessly for four years to
earn the diploma you'll be
receiving this weekend.
|
| 00:10:16 | That was great.
|
| 00:10:20 | >> Conan, who promised to fill
his car with illegal fireworks
was smart.
|
| 00:10:24 | He killed with the dartmouth
joke.
|
| 00:10:26 | But that is, of course, because arvard.
|
| 00:10:28 | Next up, a video that's going
viral.
|
| 00:10:32 | A lioness tries to eat a baby
at the zoo.
|
| 00:10:34 | Not to worry, though.
|
| 00:10:36 | There was a huge wall of glass
between them.
|
| 00:10:42 | >> Hello, hello, hello.
|
| 00:10:46 | >> What do you think?
|
| 00:11:04 | >> That baby, named trent, must
have smelled like lion cake.
|
| 00:11:08 | It's really cute, but at the
same time out in nature, that
little guy would have been
lunch.
|
| 00:11:12 | Now here is another little
person playing with an animal at
the zoo, and this time it's a
race, not a snack.
|
| 00:11:35 | >> And now something to help you
lose your job if that's what
you're looking for.
|
| 00:11:39 | Check out our time-waster of the
week.
|
| 00:11:41 | This is supermarket mania 2.
|
| 00:11:47 | You help manage a chain of
grocery stores.
|
| 00:11:50 | You have to keep the supermarket
shelves stocked, floors cleaned
and customers coming in, as you
work to improve the store and
increase the profits to make the
store grow.
|
| 00:11:59 | Thanks, guys.
|
| 00:12:01 | >> Thank you, justine.
|
| 00:12:03 | Coming up, the new skill that
kim k. is teaching her fiance.
|
| 00:12:07 | Celebrity chef cooking for will
and kate in california.
|
| 00:12:10 | And pippa's past.
|
| 00:12:11 | Check out kate's little sister
in her first job as a model.
|
| 00:12:15 | That's next.
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| 00:13:20 | D introduce your new
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| 00:13:23 | it's the perfect place for
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|
| 00:13:27 | Our new berry almondchicken salad with
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|
| 00:13:31 | ♪♪ You know when it's real ♪♪
|
| 00:13:34 | hi, I'd like 115,000 frostys.
|
| 00:13:37 | For here?
|
| 00:13:39 | To go.
|
| 00:13:39 | Whoa.
|
| 00:13:40 | Buy any frosty this father's day weekend
and
we'll donate 50 cents to help the 115,000
children
waiting to be adopted through wendy's wonderful
kids.
|
| 00:13:50 | Fergie]
Kssssssk.
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| 00:13:51 | ♪
|
| 00:13:53 | That's smooth.
|
| 00:13:57 | ♪
|
| 00:13:59 | [Fergie]it's amazingly
smooth.
|
| 00:15:15 | "
pippa middleton's body-hugging
dress stole the spotlight at the
big wedding of the century.
|
| 00:15:24 | Now is she poised for a modeling
career?
|
| 00:15:26 | Plus, what's an engaged kim
kardashian doing hooking up with
an ex-partner?
|
| 00:15:32 | Here's jason with so true so
false.
|
| 00:15:36 | >> Are they getting dance
lessons for their upcoming
nuptials?
|
| 00:15:41 | This looks like it's so true.
|
| 00:15:45 | Yes, that's mark ballas.
|
| 00:15:48 | Yesterday they caught k and k
with her former partner.
|
| 00:15:52 | Although kim wouldn't confirm it
with the paps --
>> kim, are you learning the
first dance for the wedding?
|
| 00:15:57 | >> That is a dance studio the
trio was spotted leaving
together.
|
| 00:16:00 | Regardless of the rug-cutting,
would you like to see kim and
kris's wedding televised?
|
| 00:16:08 | We polled folks and the majority
said, yes, why not?
|
| 00:16:12 | They film everything else, and i
can't wait to see her dress.
|
| 00:16:15 | Is pippa middleton switching
careers from modeling?
|
| 00:16:18 | That's so false.
|
| 00:16:19 | But just like her big sis, kate,
she's walked the runway before.
|
| 00:16:25 | This shows her back in 2004 when
she hit the catwalk for a
college charity fashion show.
|
| 00:16:30 | Unlike the duchess of cambridge,
though, pippa's clothes were
less see-through.
|
| 00:16:37 | Prince william and kate visit
california next month.
|
| 00:16:39 | But will they indulge in the
most famous local cuisine and
in-n-out burger animal style?
|
| 00:16:46 | That's so false.
|
| 00:16:47 | But the newlyweds can expect
good eats.
|
| 00:16:53 | Gentlemen, this great chef
is cooking their meal, and it
includes pea pesto, crostini,
and chicken with tomato fennel
sauce.
|
| 00:17:08 | >> Today I'm announcing my
resignation from congress.
|
| 00:17:11 | >> Disgraced new york
congressman anthony weiner gave
up one gig.
|
| 00:17:17 | But did he snag a new one?
|
| 00:17:18 | This is so false.
|
| 00:17:20 | Reports claim the hbo show
reached out to have him on
its final season.
|
| 00:17:34 | On the subject of tv gigs, is
joe mchale getting animated?
|
| 00:17:40 | This is so true.
|
| 00:17:41 | >> On the internet with my
wife's money.
|
| 00:17:44 | >> He's lending his voice for a
show that airs this sunday on
disney x.d.
|
| 00:17:52 | >> Let's swing by the store and
get you some deodorant.
|
| 00:17:54 | >> Quiet, you.
|
| 00:17:55 | >> Is brandon davis dabbling in
real estate?
|
| 00:17:58 | This is reportedly sort of so
true.
|
| 00:18:01 | Word is greasy bear was
instrumental in selling candy's
home to another socialite, and
the rest is 14-bedroom, 27-bath
history.
|
| 00:18:20 | So who is the 22-year-old who
just bought the spelling
mansion?
|
| 00:18:25 | Let's get to know petra
ecclestone.
|
| 00:18:28 | >> I'm having so much fun.
|
| 00:18:28 | >> So much fun that she's making
l.a. her second home.
|
| 00:18:32 | Here's five things you didn't
know that might explain how she
landed the lavish new digs.
|
| 00:18:48 | The report is that she bought it
and we're talking $100 million
in u.s. dollars.
|
| 00:19:03 | Petra, whose mom is a former
armani model, attempted to
create a business.
|
| 00:19:15 | And then worked as a model.
|
| 00:19:18 | And the fift't
know about petra -- she's
engaged to her
businessman/boyfriend james.
|
| 00:19:29 | At least they'll have a great
place to throw the reception.
|
| 00:19:32 | >> It appears courteney cox and
david arquette are working on
more than just their marriage.
|
| 00:19:38 | news" they sold
a game show pilot to cbs.
|
| 00:19:43 | Cox and arquette will
co-executive produce the project
called "identity crisis" in
which teens try to guess the
names of famous people.
|
| 00:19:52 | More bad news for bar refaeli.
|
| 00:19:56 | She's suffered another breakup.
|
| 00:19:58 | She tweeted, "i broke my arm and
I'm annoyed.
|
| 00:20:02 | "
congratulations to garth brooks.
|
| 00:20:06 | Last night he was inducted into
the songwriters hall of fame.
|
| 00:20:10 | Garth also performed his 1991
"
and here's your first look at
tom cruise as stacee jaxx in
"
coming up, the most gorgeous
celebrity wedding.
|
| 00:20:25 | Plus, crystal calls the nuptials
off.
|
| 00:20:28 | Don't feel bad for hef.
|
| 00:20:30 | Take it from the real runaway
bride.
|
| 00:23:40 | "
the newest reality show is
"
it's easy to see why it's not
"
>> I think he's loving my hug
right now.
|
| 00:24:10 | She gets this special request.
|
| 00:24:12 | >> At the delivery this time, i
really want you there.
|
| 00:24:15 | >> Oh.
|
| 00:24:16 | You're making me cry.
|
| 00:24:18 | >> This is like the best thing
you could possibly give me as a
gift since I don't have
children.
|
| 00:24:25 | >> But her happiness soon turns
into shock.
|
| 00:24:26 | >> I want you to deliver the
baby.
|
| 00:24:29 | >> What?
|
| 00:24:30 | I don't understand.
|
| 00:24:37 | Like what am I going to do?
|
| 00:24:44 | >> Yes.
|
| 00:24:45 | >> To mentally prepare, coco
watches a video about how babies
are born with hubby, ice-t.
|
| 00:24:50 | >> Oh, my god.
|
| 00:24:54 | >> The mother is coached to push
until the baby's head, followed
by each of the shoulders pass
through the vagina, and thus,
your baby is born.
|
| 00:25:10 | Want to go through that, I don't
want to watch my sister go
through that.
|
| 00:25:14 | >> Find out if she can overcome
her fears sunday at 10:30.
|
| 00:25:21 | "
>> earlier this month the couple
renewed their vows, but some
celebrity weddings are so
elaborate that it would be
impossible to duplicate.
|
| 00:25:35 | >> I started looking at wedding
magazines.
|
| 00:25:38 | There's a lot of flowers
involved.
|
| 00:25:40 | A little too much for my taste.
|
| 00:25:42 | >> Flowers might not be her
thing, but fergie definitely
digs bling.
|
| 00:25:48 | She and josh duhamel have the
cutest invitations.
|
| 00:25:50 | It had a caricature of the
couple fishing and adorned with
crystals for his wife's love of
diamonds.
|
| 00:25:57 | >> Their wedding was gorgeous.
|
| 00:26:00 | >> She loves flowers, on the
other hand.
|
| 00:26:05 | Her recent ceremony had rose
petals perfectly arranged down
the aisles.
|
| 00:26:11 | Nicole richie and joel madden's
nuptials are features in the new
"
the amazing gown had over 100
yards of fabric.
|
| 00:26:26 | Nicole's dad, lionel, reportedly
surprised her with an elephant
because they represent good
luck.
|
| 00:26:32 | >> When is the date?
|
| 00:26:35 | >> April 2.
|
| 00:26:36 | >> Newlyweds michael buble and
his new wife win the prize for
most ceremonies.
|
| 00:26:43 | They had three celebrations.
|
| 00:26:44 | But they also take the cake for
their take.
|
| 00:26:47 | A five-tiered cupcake tower.
|
| 00:26:50 | Green's wedding was the complete
opposite.
|
| 00:26:54 | They had an intimate ceremony on
the beach with brian's son
serving as the only witness.
|
| 00:26:57 | >> People say it's so hard to
do an orthodox ceremony at dad
donald's golf club in new jersey
in october of 2009.
|
| 00:27:25 | >> Shania and her new husband,
they had the dreamiest beach
ceremony in puerto rico on new
year's day.
|
| 00:27:31 | But not everyone makes it to
their dream wedding.
|
| 00:27:34 | >> What do you think about
walking down the aisle again?
|
| 00:27:36 | >> With crystal, I love it.
|
| 00:27:38 | >> Sadly, we all know hugh
hefner and crystal harris will
not make it down the aisle since
they called off their wedding on
tuesday.
|
| 00:27:45 | Perhaps they'll finds solace in
knowing that many other stars
"
>> will brad be a good dad?
|
| 00:27:53 | >> My parents adore him.
|
| 00:27:53 | >> Starting a family wasn't in
the guards for gwyneth paltrow
and brad pitt, who met on set
"
they called off their engagement
in 1997.
|
| 00:28:03 | >> I have a whole different
perspective on marriage than i
"
ben and jen met on the set of
"
but they reportedly had a
wedding date set, then postponed
it due to excessive media
attention before the ceremony.
|
| 00:28:53 | Demi decided to split, leaving
emilio crushed.
|
| 00:28:56 | >> We all want to feel
attractive to men.
|
| 00:28:59 | >> When rachel hunter finds her
ex-fiance no longer so
attractive.
|
| 00:29:04 | The hockey player emailed the
news to their guests and called
off the wedding seven weeks
before the big day.
|
| 00:29:10 | >> Can't complain about working
with him.
|
| 00:29:18 | He's awesome.
|
| 00:29:23 | Spencer 86'd their wedding plans
in 2010.
|
| 00:29:26 | >> He gave me a fortune cookie
and it said, "will you
"
so they were engaged a month
before the big day.
|
| 00:29:48 | >> One couple that's sure to
stand the test of town, bieber
and brown.
|
| 00:29:53 | We've got chris' new music video
called "next to you" featuring
the biebs.
|
| 00:33:21 | ♪♪
|
| 00:33:29 | >> justin bieber and chris brown
teaming up in the new video for
"
an all new "fashion police"
tonight at 10:30.
|
| 00:33:41 | Will joan and her couture cops
press charges?
|
| 00:33:43 | Take a look.
|
| 00:33:47 | >> Leighton meester.
|
| 00:33:52 | She finally figured out she's
being compared to blake lively
and you pit me against this
bitch?
|
| 00:33:57 | Why bother?
|
| 00:33:59 | >> Gwen stefani is at a japan
relief event.
|
| 00:34:02 | >> I love this.
|
| 00:34:03 | >> We love this.
|
| 00:34:04 | This is custom-made from
this designer.
|
| 00:34:08 | "
b-a-n-a-a-a-s.
|
| 00:34:16 | >> So funny.
|
| 00:34:18 | Another great "fashion police"
tonight.
|
| 00:34:20 | Don't miss it.
|
| 00:34:22 | That is going to do it for me
here at the planet hollywood
casino in las vegas.
|
| 00:34:27 | Sunday I'll be co-hosting the
miss u.s.a. pageant right here.
|
| 00:34:30 | I am so excited.
|
| 00:34:32 | Monday, ryan, we're going to
have all the pretty women.
|
| 00:34:34 | >> Yes, that's right.
|
| 00:34:35 | Good luck on that show, by the
way.
|
| 00:34:37 | It's live, no pressure.
|
| 00:34:38 | We'll also have the original
pretty woman, julia roberts,
with her.
|
| 00:35:18 | [ Music begins ]
♪♪ yes, my darling daughter ♪♪
|
| 00:35:29 | ♪♪
|
| 00:35:32 | ♪♪ yes, my darling daughter ♪♪
|
| 00:35:34 | ♪♪ what if there's a moon mama darling ♪♪
|
| 00:35:37 | ♪♪
|
| 00:35:41 | ♪♪
|
| 00:35:43 | ♪♪ yes, my darling daughter ♪♪
|
| 00:35:46 | ♪♪ what if he'll propose mama darling ♪♪
|
| 00:35:48 | ♪♪
|
| 00:35:52 | ♪♪
|
| 00:35:55 | look at you.
|
| 00:35:57 | Look over here. okay, great, great.
|
| 00:36:01 | Okay, ready?
|
| 00:36:02 | "
oh, wait. excuse me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
|
| 00:36:08 | Maybe -- maybe it's just me,
but can I just say, why "cheese"?
|
| 00:36:11 | I know it's not your fault.
|
| 00:36:12 | Obviously you didn't make it up, but, please,
it makes us look like pod people.
|
| 00:36:17 | How about something more snapshot-like?
|
| 00:36:19 | Au naturel.
|
| 00:36:20 | [ Camera shutter clicking ]
I think we've got it, though, don't you?
|
| 00:36:28 | I'm living the dream over here.
|
| 00:36:30 | Honey, did you see
that young man cousin dougy brought with
him?
|
| 00:36:33 | He's been staring at you all afternoon.
|
| 00:36:35 | Don't destroy the cake. I used fresh tangerines.
|
| 00:36:38 | Can you taste it in the frosting?
|
| 00:36:39 | Has he really? it's delicious.
|
| 00:36:41 | Yeah, god, his eyes are gorgeous.
|
| 00:36:42 | They're kind, and they're gorgeous.
|
| 00:36:45 | Go on.
|
| 00:36:45 | I'll go over. you will?
|
| 00:36:47 | Yeah. okay. all right.
|
| 00:36:48 | Oh, but, honey, just don't do that thing
you do.
|
| 00:36:51 | What thing, mom?
|
| 00:36:52 | it's no big
deal.
|
| 00:36:54 | That, you know, when you're insecure, you're
self-conscious,
that little very loud, nervous laugh?
|
| 00:36:59 | Honey, it's adorable, but--
oh, god. look, there she goes.
|
| 00:37:03 | Oh.
|
| 00:37:03 | Mae: Oh, I know. we see it.
|
| 00:37:04 | She only buttons the part she can see in
the mirror.
|
| 00:37:06 | At least she shaves more than the front
of her legs now.
|
| 00:37:08 | ..
|
| 00:37:10 | [ Laughs ]
hi. how you doing?
|
| 00:37:12 | Daphne: Okay, it's going.
|
| 00:37:13 | It's okay. yeah.
|
| 00:37:15 | [ Laughs ]
[ snorting ]
uh-oh. kiss of death.
|
| 00:37:19 | ..
|
| 00:37:21 | [ Sighs ]
[ laughter, indistinct conversations ]
Mae: Are we gonna do the picture?
|
| 00:37:29 | Maggie: All right, let's do this.
|
| 00:37:30 | Let's just do it, okay?
|
| 00:37:32 | I think we should pose for one.
|
| 00:37:34 | Oh, wait a minute, wait.
|
| 00:37:35 | Oh, hold on for just one second, okay?
|
| 00:37:36 | Where's mil?
|
| 00:37:37 | Maggie: Oh, god, how did we lose her?
|
| 00:37:39 | Milly?
|
| 00:37:40 | Where are you?
|
| 00:37:43 | I'm upstairs with uncle harold's nephew.
|
| 00:37:47 | The politically active, openhearted journalist?
|
| 00:37:49 | Mil, let me get your sisters in on this.
|
| 00:37:52 | Maggie, what do you do?
|
| 00:37:53 | You hit "speaker," mom.
|
| 00:37:54 | okay, I knew that,
but-- okay, wait, there.
|
| 00:37:56 | Mil, we're here. We're all here.
|
| 00:37:57 | Hi. Hi.
|
| 00:37:59 | T?
|
| 00:37:59 | Legs now.
|
| 00:37:59 | Us,
so, how's it going? it's good.
|
| 00:38:01 | It's good.
|
| 00:38:03 | Good. okay.
|
| 00:38:04 | The only thing is...
|
| 00:38:04 | I think he may have a hot dog with a bun.
|
| 00:38:09 | Oh. are you having a picnic?
|
| 00:38:11 | What?
|
| 00:38:12 | No, uncircumcised is back in.
|
| 00:38:13 | You know that guy I dated before derek, he
..
|
| 00:38:17 | And I preferred it because it was so much
more dramatic.
|
| 00:38:20 | When it finally made its appearance,
"
just-- just stop it for a second.
|
| 00:38:24 | This is your wedding. all right.
|
| 00:38:27 | Honey, just remember,
he is accomplished and he's considerate.
|
| 00:38:31 | And don't forget,
you have one breast smaller th the oth
thank you, mom.
|
| 00:38:36 | God.
|
| 00:38:36 | Wait, didn't he get back together with his
wife?
|
| 00:38:40 | Oh, no.
|
| 00:38:42 | Woman: Well, milly, congratulations on your
first wedding.
|
| 00:38:47 | Let's hope it's the first of many.
|
| 00:38:50 | Cheers.
|
| 00:38:53 | All right.
|
| 00:38:55 | A little thyme, remember?
|
| 00:38:57 | For hope.
|
| 00:38:58 | And they say lavender for remembrance.
|
| 00:39:00 | But my grandmother preferred marigolds
'cause she said it made you remember only
the good stuff.
|
| 00:39:05 | [ Woman singing in distance ]
♪♪ I feel like making love to you ♪♪
|
| 00:39:13 | oh, my god.
|
| 00:39:14 | All right, we got to cut off the champagne
and get some food in their stomachs
before there's an encore.
|
| 00:39:18 | Let's go ahead and get the entrées ready,
all right?
|
| 00:39:21 | [ Cell phone rings ]
thank you.
|
| 00:39:23 | [ Ringing continues ]
not a good time.
|
| 00:39:29 | Honey, I was just thinking about
that brilliant but "went overboard with
the teeth bleaching"
flute player from ohio.
|
| 00:39:35 | Yup, he actually stopped by work to surprise
me.
|
| 00:39:39 | How sweet.
|
| 00:39:40 | He's getting to know my staff as we speak.
|
| 00:39:43 | I guess I was wrong.
|
| 00:39:44 | I mean, I had him pegged for one of those
guys
who wants you till he's got you and then
doesn't think twice
about sleeping with your best friend.
|
| 00:39:51 | You know, that kind of guy.
|
| 00:39:52 | No, no, mom. he's great.
|
| 00:39:55 | You know, mom, I'm-- I got to go.
|
| 00:39:57 | We're about to serve the entrées.
|
| 00:39:59 | And I wore those shoes that we just bought.
|
| 00:40:01 | No wonder they were on sale.
|
| 00:40:02 | My feet are killing me.
|
| 00:40:03 | I'm gonna call you when I get home, okay?
|
| 00:40:05 | I love you. bye.
|
| 00:40:12 | [ Whispers ] milly.
|
| 00:40:32 | ♪♪ When it's not always raining ♪♪
|
| 00:40:34 | ♪♪ there'll be days like this ♪♪
|
| 00:40:37 | ♪♪ when there's no onecomplaining ♪♪
|
| 00:40:40 | ♪♪ there'll be days like this ♪♪
|
| 00:40:42 | ♪♪ everything falls into place ♪♪
|
| 00:40:45 | ♪♪ like the flick of a switch ♪♪
|
| 00:40:48 | ♪♪ well, my mama told me ♪♪
|
| 00:40:50 | ♪♪ there'll be days like this ♪♪
|
| 00:40:55 | ♪♪ when you don't need to worry ♪♪
|
| 00:40:59 | Answering machine:YOU HAVE NO MESSAGES.
|
| 00:41:01 | ♪♪ When no one's in a hurry ♪♪
|
| 00:41:03 | ♪♪ there'll be days like this ♪♪
|
| 00:41:06 | oh. good boy.
|
| 00:41:09 | ♪♪ By that old judas kiss ♪♪
|
| 00:41:12 | ♪♪ oh, my mama told me ♪♪
|
| 00:41:14 | ♪♪ there'll be days like this ♪♪
|
| 00:41:19 | ♪♪ when you don't needan answer ♪♪
|
| 00:41:22 | ♪♪ there'll be days like this ♪♪
|
| 00:41:24 | ♪♪ when you don'tmeet a chancer ♪♪
|
| 00:41:27 | ♪♪ there'll be days like this ♪♪
|
| 00:41:30 | ♪♪ when all the partsof the puzzle ♪♪
|
| 00:41:32 | ♪♪ start to look like they fit ♪♪
|
| 00:41:35 | ♪♪ then I must remember ♪♪
|
| 00:41:38 | ♪♪ there'll be days like this ♪♪
|
| 00:41:46 | ♪♪ oh, my mama told me ♪♪
|
| 00:41:48 | ♪♪ there'll be days like this ♪♪
|
| 00:41:51 | ♪♪ well, my mama told me ♪♪
|
| 00:41:53 | ♪♪ there'll be days like this ♪♪
|
| 00:41:56 | ♪♪ oh, my mama told me ♪♪
|
| 00:41:58 | ♪♪ there'll be days like this ♪♪
|
| 00:42:01 | ♪♪ oh, my mama told me ♪♪
|
| 00:42:03 | ♪♪ there'll be days like this ♪♪
|
| 00:42:05 | Daphne: Whose idea was this?
|
| 00:42:07 | A korean spa?
|
| 00:42:09 | Mine.
|
| 00:42:10 | Ma, why do you wear the high-tops?
|
| 00:42:12 | I just got these. what's wrong with these?
|
| 00:42:14 | They're just kind of depressing.
|
| 00:42:16 | They're kind of something
you would wear in the hospital.
|
| 00:42:19 | I'll have you know, young
ladies,
that this underwear enhances the female form,
highlighting the elegance of the waist
and making the legs appear longer,
instead of the-- well, I'm sorry to say this,
but the awful,
you know, foreshortening aspect of a thong,
which breaks up the body disproportionately.
|
| 00:42:36 | Mom, come on, for your 60th birthday,
we're gonna break you down
and we're gonna buy you something beautiful,
something that grandma moses would not wear.
|
| 00:42:43 | And speaking of your birthday,
we've talked about possibly
like a really small party.
|
| 00:42:48 | Not a big one. intimate.
|
| 00:42:50 | Something very sophisticated.
|
| 00:42:52 | No. misses, no. absolutely no.
|
| 00:42:54 | No, I'm not going to talk about it.
|
| 00:42:55 | We're not going to think about it,
and, certainly, I'm not gonna celebrate the
fact
that my life is basically over.
|
| 00:43:02 | Ma.
|
| 00:43:03 | But I did find a recipe
for a butterscotch buttercream cake
that is to die for.
|
| 00:43:07 | We got her. totally got her.
|
| 00:43:09 | Oh, massage naked.
|
| 00:43:10 | Take all clothes off.
|
| 00:43:12 | No. huh-uh. not now, pal.
|
| 00:43:14 | No. no.
|
| 00:43:15 | [ Speaking korean ]
whose idea was this?
|
| 00:43:20 | Which one of you could possibly think
that I would ever enjoy this?
|
| 00:43:24 | [ Cell phone ringing ] it was so you.
|
| 00:43:26 | Just you wait.
|
| 00:43:29 | No.
|
| 00:43:30 | Hi, babe.
|
| 00:43:39 | Okay.
|
| 00:43:46 | [ Milly sobbing ]
honey, I'm worried about you.
|
| 00:43:55 | It's not sad sobbing.
|
| 00:43:57 | I promise, mom. I'm fine. I'm fine.
|
| 00:43:59 | It's just the-- the pressure-point reflex
thing.
|
| 00:44:03 | [ Woman speaking indistinctly ] pardon?
|
| 00:44:05 | What kind of oil would you like?
|
| 00:44:07 | Oh, wakana oh yulike to you, too.
|
| 00:44:09 | Mom. what?
|
| 00:44:11 | It's a greeting.
|
| 00:44:12 | [ Women speaking korean ]
w-w-what are you --
what are you-- whoa!
|
| 00:44:23 | Wait, what are you doing here now?
|
| 00:44:25 | Hey, that's the head.
|
| 00:44:27 | Soft to hard.
|
| 00:44:29 | Soft to hard.
|
| 00:44:31 | [ Screams ]
damn it.
|
| 00:44:35 | Aah!
|
| 00:44:36 | Oh, my god.
|
| 00:44:42 | Girls, she's not back with rafferty, is she?
|
| 00:44:46 | She doesn't want to talk about it, mom.
|
| 00:44:49 | I knew it.
|
| 00:44:50 | I thought we got rid of that pathologically
ambivalent narcissist
three years ago when he almost stood you
up at mae's wedding.
|
| 00:44:55 | Well, you know what, mom?
|
| 00:44:56 | He's never gonna stand me up again
because he's been sleeping with my ex-boyfriend.
|
| 00:45:02 | Oh, my god.
|
| 00:45:03 | Oh, god.
|
| 00:45:04 | [ Indistinct conversations ]
[ women speaking korean ]
you deserve somebody who wants you,
somebody who's as good and as kind as you
are.
|
| 00:45:18 | Why do you always have to put me down?
|
| 00:45:21 | I'm not putting you-- yes, you are.
|
| 00:45:23 | Love is supposed to make you feel good about
yourself.
|
| 00:45:25 | You shouldn't have to settle for crumbs.
|
| 00:45:27 | Okay, okay. I know.
|
| 00:45:28 | I'm an idiot, okay? I'm done.
|
| 00:45:30 | I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
|
| 00:45:33 | [ Women speaking korean ]
all right.
|
| 00:45:38 | You're the psychologist in the family.
|
| 00:45:39 | What do you think we should do about your
sister?
|
| 00:45:41 | I swear, with men, she's like psychotic flypaper.
|
| 00:45:43 | They're either gay, married, unavailable,
or out of their minds.
|
| 00:45:48 | No, mom, you have to leave her alone.
|
| 00:45:49 | You have to quit making her so insecure.
|
| 00:45:51 | She had the least amount of time with dad
who wasn't exactly a great male role model.
|
| 00:45:56 | And stop being a helicopter, mom.
|
| 00:45:58 | You're hovering.
|
| 00:46:02 | You're right. you're right.
|
| 00:46:05 | [ Clicks tongue ] I'm gonna back off.
|
| 00:46:07 | I'm gonna give her some space
to sort things out for herself.
|
| 00:46:10 | Good.
|
| 00:46:14 | If only I could choose for her.
|
| 00:46:16 | No.
|
| 00:46:17 | "
your parents didn't choose for you.
|
| 00:46:20 | Yeah, but maybe they should have.
|
| 00:46:22 | You know what I think?
|
| 00:46:23 | I think you're fixating on her
to avoid dealing with this very big birthday
you have coming up.
|
| 00:46:28 | I am not fixating on her.
|
| 00:46:30 | Is it crazy for me
to want her to have one healthy relationship
in her life?
|
| 00:46:36 | I mean, come on, if she keeps up this pattern
of wrong choice after wrong choice--
I mean, okay, one thing when you're in your
20s,
But 20 years later, it's not so pretty.
|
| 00:46:48 | ..
|
| 00:46:49 | ..
|
| 00:46:52 | I don't want her to end up alone.
|
| 00:46:56 | You know what I realize?
|
| 00:46:57 | I give up the search.
|
| 00:46:59 | I don't need anybody. I mean, look at mom.
|
| 00:47:01 | She's been single most of her adult life
and she's lived a great life.
|
| 00:47:05 | So you know what?
|
| 00:47:06 | I'm gonna be just like you, mom.
|
| 00:47:09 | [ Groans ] [ chuckles ]
just like you.
|
| 00:47:12 | [ Chuckles nervously ]
okay.
|
| 00:51:52 | "Adult friend finder.
|
| 00:51:53 | "
well, that's-- that's a very good sign.
|
| 00:51:57 | "
friendship is the cornerstone
of any good relationship.
|
| 00:52:01 | [ Gasps ]
[ woman moaning ]
[ dog barks ]
ooh! oh, my god.
|
| 00:52:10 | Oh, sorry, cooper. sorry, honey.
|
| 00:52:12 | Wait, okay. wait. shoot.
|
| 00:52:14 | [ Barking ]
excuse me.
|
| 00:52:17 | No, no, no. shh! be quiet, okay?
|
| 00:52:20 | Gone, gone. all goney, right?
|
| 00:52:22 | Gone.
|
| 00:52:26 | [ Barks ] cooper, quiet.
|
| 00:52:27 | [ Man moaning, sheep bleating ]
hello, is this we match 4 you?
|
| 00:52:33 | [ Woman moaning ]
"let me preface this ad by saying
"if you're a nut job, pervert, or fruitcake,
"move on.
|
| 00:52:40 | "Nudists, mama's boys,
"the sexually confused need not apply.
|
| 00:52:43 | "Anarchists, xenophobes, philistines,
"
I know it's $5 a word.
|
| 00:52:50 | No, well, don't worry. I'm not that talky.
|
| 00:52:53 | So let's just take it from page two.
|
| 00:52:56 | "
"i'm looking for someone with a steady job
"who knows the value of work.
|
| 00:53:00 | "That does not exclude the independently
"
.. [ mumbles ]
polka dots, yeah.
|
| 00:53:10 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like it.
|
| 00:53:13 | I like it. I like it.
|
| 00:53:14 | [ Music begins ]
♪♪
|
| 00:53:17 | wanted
♪♪
|
| 00:53:21 | ♪♪ experience in love preferred ♪♪
|
| 00:53:24 | ♪♪ but will accept a young trainee ♪♪
|
| 00:53:26 | ♪♪ oh, I'm gonna put it in the want ads ♪♪
|
| 00:53:29 | oh.
|
| 00:53:31 | ♪♪ I need a love that's true ♪♪
|
| 00:53:33 | you must be daphne wilder.
|
| 00:53:35 | It's so nice to meet you.
|
| 00:53:37 | Let's date your daughter.
|
| 00:53:39 | [ Both laugh ]
I'll just dig in real quick 'cause I'm hypoglycemic,
'cause otherwise my blood sugar hits the
ground
and, uhh, you know?
|
| 00:53:47 | I was just wondering what you think
the cornerstone of any good relationship
is.
|
| 00:53:52 | What is in there?
|
| 00:53:52 | So why don't you just free-associate, okay?
|
| 00:53:55 | ..
|
| 00:53:56 | I say marriage.
|
| 00:53:57 | No, no. I say marriage.
|
| 00:53:59 | I say marriage.
|
| 00:53:59 | Right, but that's not what I meant.
|
| 00:54:01 | ..
|
| 00:54:02 | ..
|
| 00:54:03 | Me. me.
|
| 00:54:04 | [ Man sneezes ]
I have a slight allergy to dander
and nut meats.
|
| 00:54:09 | [ Sneezes ] okay, done.
|
| 00:54:11 | Thank you very much.
|
| 00:54:12 | It's been wonderful meeting you.
|
| 00:54:13 | Thank you. appreciate it, yeah.
|
| 00:54:14 | Right. thank you very much.
|
| 00:54:16 | Okay, yeah.
|
| 00:54:17 | If I say marriage, then what do you say?
|
| 00:54:19 | Vera wang.
|
| 00:54:21 | ♪♪ Put it in the want ads ♪♪
|
| 00:54:23 | ♪♪ my man and I are through ♪♪
|
| 00:54:27 | ♪♪ extra, extra ♪♪
|
| 00:54:29 | ♪♪ read all about it ♪♪
|
| 00:54:32 | your name is?
|
| 00:54:33 | Louie. huey.
|
| 00:54:35 | [ Singing in native language ]
I've already got a woody.
|
| 00:54:44 | You-- oh.
|
| 00:54:48 | How old did you say you were?
|
| 00:54:54 | Mmm!
|
| 00:54:56 | MY NAME IS DR. iris McDunna.
|
| 00:54:58 | I'm sorry, I'm right in the middle here,
iris.
|
| 00:55:00 | I know. I read your ad.
|
| 00:55:02 | "
I'm a licensed psychologist,
and I wanted to offer you my services.
|
| 00:55:08 | I wanted to suggest that, as a mother,
you attend, free of charge,
one of my letting-go seminars.
|
| 00:55:15 | Hi, I think we were supposed to meet now.
|
| 00:55:21 | Yeah.
|
| 00:55:22 | .. right.
|
| 00:55:25 | that is so--
iris, I'm so sorry.
|
| 00:55:29 | I can't afford to be rude.
|
| 00:55:31 | I'll leave you my card.
|
| 00:55:33 | Thank you so terribly much.
|
| 00:55:36 | Ugh, god. thank you, whoever you are.
|
| 00:55:39 | I'll have another. another.
|
| 00:55:41 | I really don't think I can get through
another one of these without being heavily
medicated.
|
| 00:55:46 | That bad, huh?
|
| 00:55:47 | "Bad"?
|
| 00:55:48 | [ Chuckles ] yeah.
|
| 00:55:49 | Like, w-w-w-w-w-wow.
|
| 00:55:54 | [ Laughs ]
and I like that you're going for a younger
guy.
|
| 00:55:58 | Me?
|
| 00:55:59 | [ Laughing ] OH, NO, NO, NO.
|
| 00:56:02 | No, that ship's docked. no.
|
| 00:56:04 | No, this is for my daughter.
|
| 00:56:08 | Wait, let me get this straight--
so you're meeting these guys for her?
|
| 00:56:14 | Uh-huh.
|
| 00:56:15 | So she's cool with you doing this for her,
then.
|
| 00:56:16 | Maybe you should just go play your guitar.
|
| 00:56:19 | She doesn't know, does she?
|
| 00:56:21 | ..
|
| 00:56:24 | I wouldn't be here if it weren't for the
fact that milly is--
she's at a crossroads in her life.
|
| 00:56:30 | Another hard left and I really--
she's like this person who's too sensitive.
|
| 00:56:36 | You know what I mean?
|
| 00:56:37 | She's an innocent. she's a pushover.
|
| 00:56:42 | I'm usually not this in the muck of it.
|
| 00:56:44 | I mean, actually, I consider myself
a reasonably sane mother.
|
| 00:56:47 | Well, yeah, it is a crazy love, though.
|
| 00:56:49 | Who's to say I wouldn't do the same for my
own kid?
|
| 00:56:54 | Mmm.
|
| 00:56:56 | Excuse me. I'm jason grant.
|
| 00:56:57 | I don't mean to interrupt.
|
| 00:57:00 | I've been waiting over by the bar,
but I only have so much time
before I have to get back to work.
|
| 00:57:07 | Daphne: I just wanted to ask you about your
family.
|
| 00:57:10 | Yeah, well, my dad is an engineer
who was always a closet architect.
|
| 00:57:15 | Oh!
|
| 00:57:16 | And I grew up with a love of old buildings.
|
| 00:57:18 | So I suppose I became the architect
that he always dreamed of being.
|
| 00:57:24 | Oh, my gosh. oh, my gosh.
|
| 00:57:27 | Oh, thank you, dear lord.
|
| 00:57:30 | Can I order you something?
|
| 00:57:31 | You know, actually, it turns out
I'm so not hungry at all.
|
| 00:57:35 | Let me get you the funghi chitarrina misto.
|
| 00:57:37 | It's the best-kept secret in the city.
|
| 00:57:39 | Can we have two orders of that, please?
|
| 00:57:41 | And a bottle of the castellare chianti poggiale.
|
| 00:57:44 | If you insist, huh?
|
| 00:57:45 | No, I do. I do. I do.
|
| 00:57:48 | Do you mind my asking why a man like you
hasn't found a woman already?
|
| 00:57:51 | Well, I'll admit I'm a bit of a workaholic.
|
| 00:57:55 | It's a very important time in my career right
now.
|
| 00:57:57 | I've found women but just not the right one.
|
| 00:58:00 | A lot of great "almosts" out there.
|
| 00:58:02 | "
[ chuckles ] yeah.
|
| 00:58:07 | [ Speaking italian ]
you speak italian, huh?
|
| 00:58:12 | I'd really love to learn
it.
|
| 00:58:15 | You know, milly happens to be a phenomenal
cook.
|
| 00:58:17 | She's always wanted to take a cooking tour
of italy.
|
| 00:58:20 | Oh, wow, I was gonna go there this fall.
|
| 00:58:22 | Really?
|
| 00:58:23 | T it's a crazy time for me right now.
|
| 00:58:24 | My company is celebrating their tenth anniversary.
|
| 00:58:28 | Oh!
|
| 00:58:29 | You're gonna need a caterer then.
|
| 00:58:31 | I mean, those kinds of occasions should be
marked.
|
| 00:58:34 | Don't you think?
|
| 00:58:37 | You are good.
|
| 00:58:38 | So james bond. yes.
|
| 00:58:40 | Well, um, it was a pleasure to meet you,
daphne wilder.
|
| 00:58:43 | Well, jason, my pleasure.
|
| 00:58:46 | Got to love a woman in polka dots.
|
| 00:58:48 | Not everyone can pull it off.
|
| 00:58:51 | Thank you.
|
| 00:58:54 | Bye.
|
| 00:58:55 | Bye-bye.
|
| 00:58:56 | Bye.
|
| 00:59:00 | Oh, my god.
|
| 00:59:04 | Oh, yes.
|
| 00:59:06 | And the winner is?
|
| 00:59:08 | Duh.
|
| 00:59:09 | Hands down-- bachelor number 17.
|
| 00:59:11 | Him? yes.
|
| 00:00:00 | Pippa's chic blazer and jeans.
|
| 00:00:02 | >> Her zara blazer sold out so
now they have a style that's
similar, paired with a great
white tank top and these jeans.
|
| 00:00:13 | >> And adorable low heeled
shoes.
|
| 00:00:17 | >> Kate middleton spices up her
outfits with accessories.
|
| 00:00:21 | >> Like these wedges.
|
| 00:00:24 | >> Kate wore them the day before
her wedding and the day after
her wedding.
|
| 00:00:29 | So before kate middleton left
for her honeymoon, she went
shopping wearing a gorgeous mini
rose shawl.
|
| 00:00:39 | Causing a shopping frenzy.
|
| 00:00:41 | The color sold out and
thankfully mini rose came out
with 14 new colors.
|
| 00:00:46 | Kate has a way of making the
simplest outfit look so stylish.
|
| 00:00:51 | news,"
selena, leighton, cory-- our
interview with the hot new stars
"
and still ahead, is paris's
relationship with cy in
jeopardy?excuse me,which sock is whiter?
|
| 00:03:04 | - Oh, that one.
|
| 00:03:05 | - yeah,
are y--
- seriously,the clorox one.- oh, okay.
|
| 00:03:10 | The difference is obvious.
|
| 00:03:11 | For the whitest whites,use detergent,
plus the advanced whiteningformula
of clorox bleach.
|
| 00:03:33 | >> Has paris's dating world come
crashing down?
|
| 00:03:36 | Why she could be splitting with
cy.
|
| 00:03:39 | And aniston and her man take it
to the next level.
|
| 00:03:47 | And hef is fighting back.
|
| 00:03:50 | And hollywood's mismatched style
you can pull off for free.
|
| 00:03:55 | "
you know what they say, the
couple that accessorized
together stays together.
|
| 00:04:02 | It appears jennifer aniston may
have finally found her perfect
match.
|
| 00:04:06 | >> Well, ryan, we'll find out if
jen has truly discovered
mr. right.
|
| 00:04:11 | Meanwhile, is paris hilton's
relationship going all wrong?
|
| 00:04:15 | Jason has tonight's couples
news.
|
| 00:04:19 | >> He doesn't like attention.
|
| 00:04:21 | >> He hates paparazzi and he's
in a relationship with paris
hilton?
|
| 00:04:26 | The shutter bugs, the attention
and the lifestyle are taking
their toll on paris hilton's
relationship with cy waits.
|
| 00:04:36 | Sources say the two are going
through a rough patch and
re-evaluating things.
|
| 00:04:41 | Word is that cy is upset with
how much of their life is shown
on "the world according to
"
jennifer aniston is rocking new
bling on her left ring finger
and so is her reported new beau,
justin theroux.
|
| 00:04:56 | The two were spotted together in
nyc leaving the hotel and
wearing matching gold rings.
|
| 00:05:08 | "Spiderman's" peter parker and
mary jane may be caught in the
web of a real-life romance.
|
| 00:05:18 | The two on the broadway show
have reportedly become a real
couple.
|
| 00:05:26 | Is taylor swift making sweet
music with a potential love
interest?
|
| 00:05:30 | No, but it's possible, according
to owl city's adam young.
|
| 00:05:36 | ♪♪ I cannot believe your ice ♪♪
|
| 00:05:39 | >> the firefly singer who was
surprised to learn that taylor's
song was about him, says he
wants to record a song with her
and has a serious crush.
|
| 00:05:53 | He said he's not the most
romantic guy and eloquent guy in
the world, maybe I said
something wrong.
|
| 00:06:00 | It's a rare sighting, kim
kardashian in flats,
accentuating the fact that she's
half the size of her soon-to-be
husband, kris humphries.
|
| 00:06:19 | >> That was former model ashton
kutcher and the stunning
alessandra hitting the catwalk
in sao paulo, brazil.
|
| 00:06:35 | And speaking of fashionable, kim
kardashian, katy perry and
nicole kidman lead glamorous
lives, right?
|
| 00:06:43 | You wouldn't always want to be
in their shoes.
|
| 00:06:45 | Stars are getting risky on the
red carpet wearing colorful
shoes that don't match their
ensembles.
|
| 00:06:54 | >> I love your shoes.
|
| 00:06:56 | Why red shoes tonight?
|
| 00:06:57 | >> Why not, really?
|
| 00:06:59 | >> Amy adams has the right idea.
|
| 00:07:02 | The pumps glam up her simple
dress perfectly.
|
| 00:07:07 | The normally flawless nicole
kidman got the trend all wrong.
|
| 00:07:12 | Her green and blue striped dress
has way too much going on and
the lilac sandals add insult to
injury.
|
| 00:07:21 | Minka kelly shows how to rock
the trend with flying colors,
pairing a simple dress with
coral heels.
|
| 00:07:29 | Emma roberts with a green number
and blue heels and blake lively
chose purple pumps to wear with
her blue frock.
|
| 00:07:38 | Sadly, katy perry didn't fare as
well in her purple platforms
which she paired with black
tights and a green puffy dress.
|
| 00:07:47 | Don't attempt this look at home!
|
| 00:07:50 | queen,
kim kardashian, was a color
catastrophe in purple, orange,
and gold.
|
| 00:08:05 | And the bandage dress with
turquoise fringy booties.
|
| 00:08:14 | And this balances the trend with
neon sandals and a print dress.
|
| 00:08:23 | Fortunately, we have robbie
laughlin to hand out punishment
when playing "who wore it
"
>> hercules, I'm here.
|
| 00:08:41 | We have jessica simpson and
katie holmes wearing the same
beaded jacket.
|
| 00:08:47 | Who wore it better?
|
| 00:08:48 | >> Katie holmes.
|
| 00:08:49 | >> I was thinking there must be
a sanitation strike in new york
with the trash on the street.
|
| 00:08:56 | >> Absolutely katie holmes.
|
| 00:08:58 | She polished head to toe.
|
| 00:09:01 | >> I think jessica wore it
better.
|
| 00:09:04 | It's open, she's showing more
leg with the short dress.
|
| 00:09:07 | >> She's showing a lot more leg.
|
| 00:09:09 | >> I like the blonde.
|
| 00:09:11 | >> No, no, it's not about the
blonde, it's about the jacket.
|
| 00:09:15 | >> It's a lovely jacket, too.
|
| 00:09:17 | >> Never mind.
|
| 00:09:18 | You missed it.
|
| 00:09:20 | >> Adriana and kourtney wearing
the same jumper, different
color.
|
| 00:09:28 | Who wore it better?
|
| 00:09:32 | >> It's more forgiving.
|
| 00:09:33 | >> Great for a first date but
going well.
|
| 00:09:37 | >> Adriana.
|
| 00:09:38 | >> I like the color on adriana.
|
| 00:09:41 | >> Kourtney, you're supposed to
walk the red carpet, not wear
it.
|
| 00:09:47 | >> Do you find it hard to keep
up with the kardashians?
|
| 00:09:52 | >> A little.
|
| 00:09:53 | >> They're so busy.
|
| 00:09:55 | They're both swimming in it.
|
| 00:10:01 | We have christina, and ali
larter.
|
| 00:10:07 | Who wore it better?
|
| 00:10:08 | >> I think it looks more h
her, younger.
|
| 00:10:14 | >> I thought it looked more
broken hip on her.
|
| 00:10:19 | >> Christina aguilera.
|
| 00:10:23 | A nice silhouette for her right
now.
|
| 00:10:27 | >> Over here, christina, she's
on "the voice" searching for
talent.
|
| 00:10:35 | I think the only talent she
should search for is a new
stylist.
|
| 00:10:40 | >> Tell us how you really feel.
|
| 00:10:42 | Coming up, we have more
christina.
|
| 00:10:48 | aguilera goes nearly nude
and reveals why her marriage
didn't work.
|
| 00:10:51 | Her fellow "voice" coach blake
shelton talks.
|
| 00:13:42 | >> On her latest single, beyonce
says her persuasion can build a
nation and now she's laying out
the details of her mission.
|
| 00:13:50 | Plus, christina aguilera reveals
what really led to her divorce.
|
| 00:13:57 | Christina and beyonce battle it
out as cover girls.
|
| 00:14:00 | Two of the industry's biggest
divas strike a pose on dual
covers for "w" magazine's
first-ever music issue.
|
| 00:14:11 | Christina aguilera reveals why
her marriage didn't work.
|
| 00:14:15 | She confesses, "we were both not
.."
>> how is your baby doing?
|
| 00:14:25 | >> So good.
|
| 00:14:31 | >> Now she's dating matt rutler.
|
| 00:14:39 | She said they'd been through a
lot in the past year, like being
arrested together.
|
| 00:14:48 | He was charged with intoxication
and she was charged with dui.
|
| 00:14:56 | She said she was a victim of
celebrity.
|
| 00:15:05 | Beyonce proved she runs the
fashion world on the pages of
THE MAG OUT JUNE 21st.
|
| 00:15:10 | The 29-year-old is a goddess in
green.
|
| 00:15:24 | She tells the magazine, "in my
videos, I always want to be a
"
mission accomplished.
|
| 00:15:38 | She also gets catty in a black
satin bra and givenchy skirt.
|
| 00:15:50 | >> Well, if you think those
shots of beyonce are revealing,
stick around, because blake
shelton is about to share way
too much about his honeymoon
with miranda lambert.
|
| 00:16:03 | First, we'll go to ashlan up in
the newsroom.
|
| 00:16:06 | >> According to "the hollywood
reporter," chelsea handler is in
talks to join the cast of "fun
"
and justin bieber finished ninth
on the list of the highest paid
musicians, earning $53 million
in the last month.
|
| 00:16:29 | U2 came in first with a whopping
$195 million.
|
| 00:16:34 | Nearly five months after getting
engaged, "life & style"reports
that jesse james and kat von d
are calling it quits.
|
| 00:16:49 | Back to you, g.
|
| 00:16:51 | >> Thank you, ashlan.
|
| 00:16:53 | We are here in las vegas, at
planet hollywood, getting ready
for the big miss usa pageant
sunday night on nbc.
|
| 00:17:03 | I'm so excited!
|
| 00:17:04 | Before we watch the contestants
compete, jason has to look at
other ladies being judged on
personality and appearance.
|
| 00:17:13 | >> I have to use my sex appeal
to sell the product.
|
| 00:17:17 | Then I've got the body for it.
|
| 00:17:19 | >> They're the ladies of
promotional modeling agencyafa,
led by monica weitzel.
|
| 00:17:28 | >> She's not a typical model.
|
| 00:17:32 | She doesn't just have to pose
for a camera or rock down
a runway.
|
| 00:17:37 | She has to be the center of
attention.
|
| 00:17:40 | >> All the actions caught on
camera for the new series,
"beauties and the boss" airing
sunday on telemundo's series.
|
| 00:17:50 | >> You know what I'm going to
say to her?
|
| 00:17:52 | >> Sometimes I want to separate
them all and hug them all and
go, all right, guys, and keep
them isolated until they can
breathe and get along again.
|
| 00:18:05 | >> I need you to apologize.
|
| 00:18:07 | >> She hit me!
|
| 00:18:08 | >> Karina has worked with me for
a long time.
|
| 00:18:12 | >> Get it together!
|
| 00:18:20 | >> Coming up, the new "harry
potter" trailer you will only
see here.
|
| 00:18:29 | And how hugh hefner is moving on
from crystal harris.
|
| 00:19:05 | For mostnother haircut.
|
| 00:19:07 | I'm not most people.
|
| 00:19:09 | I've got psoriasis.
|
| 00:19:10 | ..
|
| 00:19:13 | .. make that, dreading...
|
| 00:19:15 | ..again.
|
| 00:19:19 | They know it's not contagious, right?
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| 00:19:22 | I need more than a haircut, I need some help.
|
| 00:19:26 | When your psoriasis symptoms
have gone from uncomfortable to unacceptable,
it's time to speak up and talk to a dermatologist.
|
| 00:19:32 | Learn more at psoriasisspeaks.com.
|
| 00:21:40 | >> The angry mob who has been
accusing crystal harris of
elderly abuse for calling off
her wedding to hugh hefner can
put down the pitchfork because
ashlan is revealing why the
playboy may be getting the last
laugh.
|
| 00:21:56 | >> Hell has no fury like a man
scorned.
|
| 00:22:01 | Hugh hefner did what only the
empire of the playboy empire can
do since the end of his wedding.
|
| 00:22:16 | >> Crystal harris had a chuckle
about this july cover.
|
| 00:22:21 | >> It went to print a while ago
so I hope people can enjoy it
and it's beautiful and a great
pictorial.
|
| 00:22:28 | >> Last year, love or something
like love, was in the air during
a closet makeover shoot inside
the couple's boudoir.
|
| 00:22:38 | >> You got a lot of stuff.
|
| 00:22:39 | >> And it all fits.
|
| 00:22:41 | >> You must have a loving,
generous boyfriend.
|
| 00:22:45 | >> The nuptials planned for this
saturday at the mansion are no
more.
|
| 00:22:50 | >> Wedding guest, kendra
bassett, said she thought it was
a joke and she feels bad for
him.
|
| 00:23:01 | >> How's hef doing?
|
| 00:23:02 | >> He's doing great.
|
| 00:23:03 | >> Great?
|
| 00:23:04 | Try confused.
|
| 00:23:06 | In the days since his
25-year-old bride sailed, he
said he didn't have a clue.
|
| 00:23:19 | The shoulder he's been leaning
on since the split is anna.
|
| 00:23:25 | She didn't see it coming and
she's crystal's best friend.
|
| 00:23:30 | So is anna one of the women
wanting to be hef's new squeeze?
|
| 00:23:35 | >> Is there a girl that you
think is floating around that's
happy you're not marrying him?
|
| 00:23:40 | Is there somebody waiting in the
queue?
|
| 00:23:42 | >> Oh, yes.
|
| 00:23:43 | >> While a source tells "e!
|
| 00:23:45 | News" hef had been sleeping with
anna during his relationship
with crystal, we heard that the
shenanigans were all in the open
but crystal grew uncomfortable
with that scenario.
|
| 00:23:56 | Although hef and crystal's
engagement didn't last, other
celebs seem to be sprinting to
the altar.
|
| 00:24:05 | got engaged to kris
humphries after dating for only
six months and "american idol"
alum proposed to nikki reed
after three months.
|
| 00:24:15 | >> He's wonderful.
|
| 00:24:16 | >> And rushing to marry is
nothing new.
|
| 00:24:19 | Kim's sister, khloe, said, "i
do" to lamar odom after dating
for less than a month.
|
| 00:24:28 | >> For the first few months, we
didn't have a house, we lived in
a hotel.
|
| 00:24:33 | So I didn't know how dirty this
person-- I'm ocd, clean,
everything.
|
| 00:24:39 | He is so disgusting.
|
| 00:24:41 | >> After five months of dating,
britney spears and kevin
federline got hitched in 2004.
|
| 00:24:46 | They were so in love on their
wedding day, they documented it
in their reality series,
"
>> it was the most intense
feeling I've ever had in my
life.
|
| 00:25:01 | >> Sadly, two years later, it
was over.
|
| 00:25:03 | >> Marc anthony and jennifer
lopez are another couple on the
quick to wed list.
|
| 00:25:10 | They planned their wedding in
two weeks but defied the
naysayers after being married
for seven years with twins.
|
| 00:25:18 | >> I think the babies had a lot
to do with that in changing me,
as a person, as well.
|
| 00:25:23 | >> Are you ever going to be
ready to settle down and have
a family?
|
| 00:25:27 | >> Yeah, I think so.
|
| 00:25:29 | >> Perhaps kenny chesney has
learned to take his time after
rushing into his 2005 marriage
with renee zellweger which only
lasted four months.
|
| 00:25:41 | >> I do want that in my life.
|
| 00:25:42 | >> Married life is great and
everything is cool.
|
| 00:25:45 | >> Mariah carey married nick
cannon after dating two weeks.
|
| 00:25:54 | >> There was no intimacy until
we were married.
|
| 00:25:57 | >> Don't give him none until you
get married.
|
| 00:25:59 | >> The couple are happier than
ever with their newborn twins.
|
| 00:26:04 | >> Friends, let's make a serious
turn here.
|
| 00:26:07 | With next month's release of
"harry potter and the deathly
part 2," harry potter
will be leaving us.
|
| 00:26:13 | As I prepare to face a world
without double door, cridich,
please enjoy the last "harry
potter" trailer you'll ever see.
|
| 00:26:50 | >> Now, join me and confront
your fate.
|
| 00:26:59 | >> We kept him alive so he could
die at the proper moment.
|
| 00:27:07 | >> Find him.
|
| 00:27:20 | >> I have to go back.
|
| 00:27:24 | >> It's a suicide mission.
|
| 00:27:34 | >> If they would only come to
me.
|
| 00:28:05 | >> Let's finish this the way we
started it.
|
| 00:28:26 | >> Only I can live forever.
|
| 00:28:41 | >> Looks good.
|
| 00:28:43 | Okay, guys, coming up, blake
shelton tells us about
the drinking, overeating, and
sun-burning blast he and miranda
lambert had on their honeymoon
and how he truly feels about
"
news," has
kim gone stage sister?
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|
| 00:32:07 | >> That's the arctic monkeys
there singing "don't sit down
"
"
you remember your honeymoon, the
exotic setting, steamy romance
and there's the explosive
diarrhea, right?
|
| 00:32:24 | Blake shelton remembers it.
|
| 00:32:26 | "The voice" mentor and country
superstar is revealing way too
much about his newlywed
nightmare.
|
| 00:32:34 | Catt has this one.
|
| 00:32:35 | >> I'm happier now than I've
ever been before.
|
| 00:32:37 | >> He had good reason to be,
with a number one single and
mega-hit tv show, "the voice,"
blake shelton is an overnight
success after ten years of hard
work.
|
| 00:32:47 | >> I survived for so long,
people said, that guy will not
go away.
|
| 00:32:53 | >> One prize he's most proud of,
new wife and fellow country
star, miranda lambert.
|
| 00:33:01 | He surprised her with a trip to
mexico but there was trouble in
paradise.
|
| 00:33:06 | >> We got drunk, ate too much,
got sun burned, drank the water
and had diarrhea.
|
| 00:33:17 | >> Why blake shares so much of
his private life with
the public.
|
| 00:33:22 | >> I think it's harder for
miranda and I to pull back.
|
| 00:33:25 | Country music is different in
that we're very in touch with
our fans and there's a closer
relationship and I think because
of that it would have been next
to impossible to try to keep our
personal life under wraps so I'm
proud-- I can't believe--
I got miranda lambert.
|
| 00:33:43 | Hell, yeah, I'm going to talk
about that and I want her
picture on magazines so I can
prove it to people.
|
| 00:33:49 | >> As to why he thinks "the
voice" is successful?
|
| 00:33:53 | >> I don't know if you could
have put different coaches on
the panel and if it would have
the same effect.
|
| 00:33:59 | There's definitely a friendship
and chemistry and a thing that
happens with the four of us on
there that I think is
fascinating to people.
|
| 00:34:05 | The truly is, I was so weird
popping off to somebody that's
not my friend.
|
| 00:34:10 | >> Dude, you're sick.
|
| 00:34:12 | >> I hope it can be protected
and it's the same group of
people from now on.
|
| 00:34:17 | I would hate the thought of not
coming back and doing this.
|
| 00:34:20 | >> My dream job is working every
day with you, ryan, my tv soul
mate.
|
| 00:34:26 | Gag.
|
| 00:34:27 | That will do it for me at the
planet resort and casino in
las vegas.
|
| 00:34:33 | What's up for tomorrow?
|
| 00:34:35 | >> Tomorrow, "montecarlo,"
the staff telling usabout their
summer fling.
|
| 00:34:45 | "
>> (doorbell ringing)
>> JIMMY: Yeah?
|
| 00:34:54 | >> BRUCE: You've just dropped me
off.
|
| 00:34:56 | Have you ever been here before?
|
| 00:34:57 | >> JIMMY: No.
|
| 00:34:58 | >> BRUCE: This is the Taj
MaKris.
|
| 00:35:00 | I've known Jimmy Myles since I
met Kris, and, uh, never been
over to our house.
|
| 00:35:05 | I'm kind of excited to show him
all the stuff... that isn't
mine.
|
| 00:35:08 | Now, here's the main area that
Kris designed.
|
| 00:35:11 | >> JIMMY: Mm.
|
| 00:35:11 | >> BRUCE: This is Kris's gym.
|
| 00:35:12 | This is Kris's suite.
|
| 00:35:14 | A, uh, nude shot of my daughter,
Kourtney.
|
| 00:35:17 | Why have that in here?
|
| 00:35:19 | >> JIMMY: It's, uh, it's art.
|
| 00:35:20 | >> BRUCE: Is it art?
|
| 00:35:21 | >> JIMMY: Mm-hmm.
|
| 00:35:22 | >> BRUCE: This is where the
great Kris, uh, mind works.
|
| 00:35:25 | >> JIMMY: I was going to say
this is your office because...
|
| 00:35:27 | >> BRUCE: It's all my
memorabilia all inheroffice.
|
| 00:35:30 | >> JIMMY: Kris's.
|
| 00:35:31 | >> BRUCE: Yeah.
|
| 00:35:32 | This is the laundry room, and
you can see right there is
my stuff.
|
| 00:35:35 | >> JIMMY: Next to the dog.
|
| 00:35:36 | That is...
|
| 00:35:37 | >> BRUCE: Hey, buddy.
|
| 00:35:38 | And my garage, she says she's
having it redone forme.
|
| 00:35:42 | So, I'm kind of excited about
it.
|
| 00:35:45 | I mean, that is my space.
|
| 00:35:46 | My little man cave.
|
| 00:35:47 | >> JIMMY: Do you get a little
doggy bed and a bowl of water,
also?
|
| 00:35:51 | >> BRUCE: No, that's rented--
the laundry room.
|
| 00:35:54 | >> JIMMY: Okay.
|
| 00:35:55 | >> BRUCE: Yeah, it's in the
laundry room, not too good.
|
| 00:35:57 | (both laugh)
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>> KIM: You ready?
|
| 00:36:07 | >> KHLOE: Uh, yeah.
|
| 00:36:09 | We'll be back.
|
| 00:36:10 | We have to go to freakin' Kris
Jenner's to look at her
...damned garage.
|
| 00:36:13 | >> KIM: Her garage.
|
| 00:36:14 | What is so exciting about a
garage?
|
| 00:36:16 | >> KHLOE: I have no idea.
|
| 00:36:16 | >> KIM: Let's go.
|
| 00:36:17 | >> KHLOE: Who freaking knows?
|
| 00:36:19 | Who knows?
|
| 00:36:21 | I mean, seriously, why the
(bleep) do we have to go see
this?
|
| 00:36:25 | Maybe this is what Mom is doing
for Bruce because look where
he lives.
|
| 00:36:30 | Oh, my God, where the hell is my
ring?
|
| 00:36:34 | >> KIM: What do you mean?
|
| 00:36:35 | >> KHLOE: I'm... (bleep)
I must have forgot it at the
house.
|
| 00:36:38 | I gotta turn around.
|
| 00:36:39 | >> KIM: Um, Khloe?
|
| 00:36:41 | >> KHLOE: I must have left it,
like, when I was, like, washing
my face or something.
|
| 00:36:45 | Like, it's a routine-- like,
I'll wash my face, brush my
teeth, I just put it right back
on.
|
| 00:36:48 | >> KIM: You take your ring
off to wash your face and
everything, so it's probably
right by the sink.
|
| 00:36:52 | >> KHLOE: Yeah.
|
| 00:36:52 | That's so weird.
|
| 00:36:53 | Like, I remember I put it back
on after I washed my face, and
then I went downstairs and I was
waiting for you.
|
| 00:36:58 | Oh, my God, Lamar's car is here.
|
| 00:37:01 | He cannot see me ringless.
|
| 00:37:03 | He'll freak out.
|
| 00:37:03 | >> KIM: We'll find it, don't
worry. I promise.
|
| 00:37:09 | >> Kim Kardashian's in the
house.
|
| 00:37:12 | >> Hi.
|
| 00:37:12 | >> Come in here.
|
| 00:37:13 | Come here.
|
| 00:37:15 | >> KHLOE: I gotta go upstairs
and wash my face, okay?
|
| 00:37:17 | Mwah.
|
| 00:37:19 | Okay.
|
| 00:37:20 | >> Toodles.
|
| 00:37:20 | >> Toodles.
|
| 00:37:21 | I lost something.
|
| 00:37:25 | Oh, my God.
|
| 00:37:27 | (Khloe groans)
This is where, like, I always
set my jewelry when I wash my
face, up here, so it can ever
fall in the sink, and nothing's
there.
|
| 00:37:34 | My ring is always in the same
spot, now it's not.
|
| 00:37:37 | Now I'm freaking out.
|
| 00:37:39 | I have never spent longer than
five minutes without my ring on
my finger.
|
| 00:37:44 | This is freaking me out.
|
| 00:37:45 | I gotta to go look in more
places.
|
| 00:37:47 | >> My, God.
|
| 00:37:56 | >> KENDALL: You're gonna kill
me, but I don't want a
quesadilla anymore.
|
| 00:38:00 | >> BRUCE: I'm just making you
this quesadilla, and now you're
saying you don't want it?
|
| 00:38:04 | >> KRIS: You're gonna eat the
quesadilla.
|
| 00:38:06 | >> KENDALL: I'd rather have
macaroni and cheese.
|
| 00:38:07 | >> KRIS: Honestly, you're the
most annoying person, I can't
even say it; there are no
words.
|
| 00:38:11 | Honey, can we do this so we can
move on?
|
| 00:38:14 | >> BRUCE: Yeah, I'm just
cleaning this up, man.
|
| 00:38:16 | I want to see that garage.
|
| 00:38:17 | Today is the big day-- the
unveiling of the garage.
|
| 00:38:19 | I just hope that it's got a
place for all my stuff.
|
| 00:38:23 | Hit it.
|
| 00:38:24 | >> KRIS: Okay, you guys, you're
so impatient.
|
| 00:38:26 | >> KENDALL: She's so dramatic.
|
| 00:38:26 | >> KRIS: Okay, here you go.
|
| 00:38:28 | One...
|
| 00:38:29 | >> BRUCE: Oh, God, it's a
garage.
|
| 00:38:30 | >> KRIS: Two...
|
| 00:38:31 | >> BRUCE: It's a garage.
|
| 00:38:32 | Open it.
|
| 00:38:32 | >> KRIS: Three!
|
| 00:38:34 | I'm so excited!
|
| 00:38:37 | Ta-dah!
|
| 00:38:39 | Oh, my God, could you die?
|
| 00:38:40 | This is like my dream come true.
|
| 00:38:43 | I mean, just, it's gorgeous.
|
| 00:38:44 | >> BRUCE: Water...
|
| 00:38:45 | >> KRIS: It's fabulous.
|
| 00:38:46 | It's every single thing has
a place.
|
| 00:38:47 | >> BRUCE: Looks like a
refrigerator.
|
| 00:38:49 | Actually, that's cool.
|
| 00:38:50 | >> KRIS: This place is gorgeous
and it makes me feel really good
to drive in here and see this
beautiful thing with not one
speck of dirt or crap anywhere.
|
| 00:38:59 | >> BRUCE: I mean, it's great.
|
| 00:39:01 | She did a great job.
|
| 00:39:02 | Not quite the way I would've
done it.
|
| 00:39:04 | Look at this.
|
| 00:39:05 | I mean, this cabinet.
|
| 00:39:06 | Nice cabinet, but look how big
it is, how wide it is.
|
| 00:39:08 | So when you're pulling your cars
in here, you gotta pull the car
right up to this door just so
the back end doesn't hit when
the garage door comes down.
|
| 00:39:15 | >> KRIS: Mm-hmm.
|
| 00:39:16 | >> BRUCE: You know, stuff like
that. No.
|
| 00:39:18 | >> KRIS: Don't you love it?
|
| 00:39:19 | >> BRUCE: I'm gonna start
working on getting my stuff in.
|
| 00:39:21 | >> KRIS: Great.
|
| 00:39:22 | Now Bruce is gonna bring all of
his junk back into this gorgeous
garage and get it all dirty
again after all of my hard work.
|
| 00:39:29 | My God.
|
| 00:39:31 | (doors closing)
>> KIM: Can I look in these
drawers, or you think there's
some pornographic evidence in
here?
|
| 00:39:49 | >> KHLOE: No, I already looked
in those drawers.
|
| 00:39:51 | >> KIM: Here it isn't!
|
| 00:39:52 | >> KHLOE: Kim, why would you do
that?
|
| 00:39:55 | It's not funny.
|
| 00:39:56 | (phone ringing)
Seriously.
|
| 00:39:58 | (Kim giggling)
Hello?
|
| 00:40:02 | Hi, Mom.
|
| 00:40:03 | >> KRIS: What are you guys
doing?
|
| 00:40:05 | >> KHLOE: Nothing.
|
| 00:40:05 | What's going on?
|
| 00:40:06 | I really can't talk to you now.
|
| 00:40:07 | I'm freaking the (bleep) out.
|
| 00:40:08 | >> KRIS: Well, are you coming
over here or not?
|
| 00:40:09 | >> KHLOE: Mom, I can't worry
about your garage right now.
|
| 00:40:11 | >> KRIS: What's going on?
|
| 00:40:12 | >> KHLOE: I (bleep) cannot find
my engagement ring.
|
| 00:40:15 | >> KRIS: You lost your ring?
|
| 00:40:16 | >> KHLOE (groans): I'm going to
die and Lamar's downstairs and
I don't know what to say.
|
| 00:40:20 | >> KRIS: Does this mean you're
not coming over?
|
| 00:40:22 | >> KHLOE: You know what?
|
| 00:40:23 | I'm done talking to you.
|
| 00:40:24 | (phone beeps off)
(Khloe groans)
>> KIM: All right, seriously,
Khlo, it's gotta be here
somewhere.
|
| 00:40:28 | You keep on looking.
|
| 00:40:29 | I have to go to an appointment.
|
| 00:40:30 | Make sure that you for sure lost
it before you bring him with
this drama in the middle of
playoffs.
|
| 00:40:35 | >> KHLOE: I really don't want to
freak Lamar out in any way, so
I'm gonna agree with Kim until
I find my ring.
|
| 00:40:40 | I do not want to upset Lamar
at a time like this.
|
| 00:40:43 | >> KIM: Trust me, I'm gonna go.
|
| 00:40:45 | Keep looking.
|
| 00:40:46 | >> KHLOE: Just stay and help me
look.
|
| 00:40:47 | Oh, my God, I'm gonna die.
|
| 00:41:08 | (Bruce humming)
>> BRUCE: Whoa!
|
| 00:41:14 | Perfume.
|
| 00:41:16 | Hmph! This is ridiculous.
|
| 00:41:19 | Out of this big house, I've been
confined to the small little
place in the garage, and now
she's putting her stuff in
there?
|
| 00:41:27 | Honey!
|
| 00:41:28 | Where's Mom?
|
| 00:41:30 | >> KENDALL: She just left.
|
| 00:41:31 | >> BRUCE: She just left?
|
| 00:41:33 | >> KENDALL: Yeah.
|
| 00:41:35 | >> BRUCE: I come back into the
house, and the snake Kris has
snuck out!
|
| 00:41:39 | She's afraid to confront me.
|
| 00:41:41 | (humming)
>> KENDALL: What are you doing?
|
| 00:41:44 | >> BRUCE: Cleaning my helicopter
off.
|
| 00:41:47 | >> KENDALL: Why are you in here
cleaning it?
|
| 00:41:49 | >> BRUCE: Mom, uh, kicked me out
of the garage, so I gotta clean
this thing.
|
| 00:41:55 | >> KENDALL: That's not fair.
|
| 00:41:56 | That's like your space.
|
| 00:41:57 | Your little cave.
|
| 00:41:59 | >> BRUCE: Yeah.
|
| 00:41:59 | >> KENDALL: So why don't we,
like, take over some of her
space?
|
| 00:42:02 | >> BRUCE: This could be good.
|
| 00:42:04 | If I can't put it in the garage,
all my stuff, maybe I should
just scatter it around the
house.
|
| 00:42:11 | (laughing): Let's go do it.
|
| 00:42:12 | I like that idea.
|
| 00:42:13 | Just leave that one right there.
|
| 00:42:14 | She'll love it there.
|
| 00:42:15 | >> KENDALL: Okay.
|
| 00:42:25 | >> KENDALL: Ooh.
|
| 00:42:29 | >> BRUCE: Kris absolutely loves
her office, and, uh, I think
it's time to take it over.
|
| 00:42:35 | I'm going to use this as my new
garage.
|
| 00:42:38 | We should leave her with just my
stuff in here. Perfect.
|
| 00:42:40 | When Kris comes home, (chuckles)
look out!
|
| 00:42:44 | I know, I'm just going dump the
golf balls out.
|
| 00:42:46 | Excellent idea.
|
| 00:42:47 | >> KENDALL: Mm-hmm.
|
| 00:42:50 | >> KRIS: Son of a bitch.
|
| 00:42:51 | Bruce!
|
| 00:42:52 | You put a (bleeps) motorcycle in
my house?!
|
| 00:42:56 | Bruce!
|
| 00:42:57 | >> BRUCE: She's here, she's
here.
|
| 00:43:00 | >> KRIS: You've lost your mind,
so pick it all up, little boy,
and go home.
|
| 00:43:04 | >> BRUCE: I'm just getting sick
and tired of all of this.
|
| 00:43:08 | >> KYLIE: Kendall?
|
| 00:43:09 | Are Mom and Dad okay?
|
| 00:47:27 | >> KRIS: Son of a bitch.
|
| 00:47:29 | Bruce!
|
| 00:47:30 | You put a (bleep) motorcycle in
my house?!
|
| 00:47:34 | Bruce!
|
| 00:47:36 | >> BRUCE: I'm in my office.
|
| 00:47:37 | >> KRIS: Okay, psycho.
|
| 00:47:39 | What the hell?
|
| 00:47:40 | You've lost your mind, so pick
it all up, little boy, and take
your toys and go home, okay?
|
| 00:47:46 | And what, you don't...
|
| 00:47:48 | This is my stuff.
|
| 00:47:49 | You're in my space.
|
| 00:47:50 | >> BRUCE: You're in my space
in the garage.
|
| 00:47:52 | >> KRIS: No, I'm not.
|
| 00:47:53 | I built that garage, okay?
|
| 00:47:54 | I do not want to negotiate for
space in the garage that I
designed.
|
| 00:47:58 | As far as I'm concerned, he can
store all of his toys in the
shed in the backyard.
|
| 00:48:02 | >> BRUCE: Fifty-fifty.
|
| 00:48:03 | I get half the garage.
|
| 00:48:04 | >> KRIS: No, 90-ten.
|
| 00:48:05 | >> BRUCE: No, not 90-ten.
|
| 00:48:06 | >> KRIS: You get your corner
of the garage.
|
| 00:48:08 | I wasn't even going to give
up that.
|
| 00:48:10 | >> BRUCE: Oh, please.
|
| 00:48:11 | >> KRIS: No, it's not 50-50!
|
| 00:48:12 | >> BRUCE: I get half the garage;
you get half the garage.
|
| 00:48:14 | >> KRIS: Okay, 25-75.
|
| 00:48:15 | >> BRUCE: No.
|
| 00:48:16 | I'm holding firm on this one.
|
| 00:48:17 | There is a time in life when you
got to really put your foot
down, and this is the time, and
this is the place, and I'm
holding my feet to the ground.
|
| 00:48:25 | Fifty-fifty!
|
| 00:48:26 | >> KRIS: Just get the motorcycle
out of my damn entry, and you
can have...
|
| 00:48:29 | >> BRUCE: 50-50-- say it.
|
| 00:48:30 | >> KRIS (laughs): Fifty-fifty.
|
| 00:48:31 | Just go.
|
| 00:48:33 | >> BRUCE: Okay, yes!
|
| 00:48:33 | Kendall, you're a witness.
|
| 00:48:35 | You heard it.
|
| 00:48:36 | Give me five!
|
| 00:48:37 | Come on, let's get out of here.
|
| 00:48:38 | >> KRIS: Okay, you guys are
like toddlers.
|
| 00:48:40 | Take your mess with you.
|
| 00:48:57 | >> LAMAR: What you doing, mama?
|
| 00:48:59 | >> KHLOE: Nothing.
|
| 00:49:02 | >> LAMAR: What you looking for?
|
| 00:49:04 | >> KHLOE: I'm not looking
for anything.
|
| 00:49:06 | >> LAMAR: I thought you was...
|
| 00:49:07 | What you looking for?
|
| 00:49:08 | >> KHLOE: What are you looking
for?
|
| 00:49:10 | >> LAMAR: I don't know.
|
| 00:49:11 | >> KHLOE: Give me a kiss.
|
| 00:49:12 | >> LAMAR: Yes.
|
| 00:49:13 | >> KHLOE: No, another one.
|
| 00:49:14 | I'm really not happy about kind
of misleading my husband, but if
it buys me some time until I
find my ring... I just don't
want to stress him out.
|
| 00:49:24 | There's no need to.
|
| 00:49:25 | I know it's here somewhere.
|
| 00:49:26 | >> LAMAR: I'll be right back.
|
| 00:49:27 | >> KHLOE: Where you going?
|
| 00:49:28 | >> LAMAR: I'm going to go play
with Rob.
|
| 00:49:30 | >> KHLOE: Oh, okay.
|
| 00:49:32 | >> LAMAR: My brother-in-law.
|
| 00:49:34 | My brother-in-law!
|
| 00:49:35 | >> ROB: What?
|
| 00:49:39 | >> KRIS: My whole house is
turned upside down, you guys.
|
| 00:49:42 | I think you forgot something,
honey.
|
| 00:49:45 | >> BRUCE: Oh.
|
| 00:49:47 | My heli?
|
| 00:49:48 | >> KRIS: Mm-hmm.
|
| 00:49:49 | First of all, your motorcycle is
not going to be parked there,
because I can't get into my
cupboards.
|
| 00:49:55 | >> BRUCE: What, are we
negotiating space now?
|
| 00:49:56 | This is my half.
|
| 00:49:57 | >> KRIS: Yeah, we are.
|
| 00:49:58 | Apparently, we are.
|
| 00:49:59 | If Bruce thinks that he can
trash this garage like he did
the last one, he's got another
thing coming.
|
| 00:50:05 | I can't climb over this in...
|
| 00:50:06 | in Louboutins.
|
| 00:50:07 | >> BRUCE: Honey, here's the
deal.
|
| 00:50:09 | >> KRIS: I'm not going to do it.
|
| 00:50:10 | >> BRUCE: We talked about 50%,
didn't we?
|
| 00:50:12 | >> KRIS: Yeah.
|
| 00:50:13 | >> BRUCE: This is five percent
of my 50%.
|
| 00:50:15 | Not too often do I really get
angry, but this is the time.
|
| 00:50:18 | I'm like a dog marking my
territory, and the garage is
my territory.
|
| 00:50:22 | You've taken over this whole
house.
|
| 00:50:24 | >> KRIS: Really?
|
| 00:50:25 | >> BRUCE: Yeah.
|
| 00:50:26 | No, it drives me nuts.
|
| 00:50:27 | I mean, look at... look at my
whole life.
|
| 00:50:29 | First I had a great house in
Tahoe, right?
|
| 00:50:31 | >> KRIS: Uh-huh.
|
| 00:50:32 | >> BRUCE: "We have to get rid of
that house.
|
| 00:50:34 | We can't have it in Tahoe.
|
| 00:50:35 | All my friends go to Aspen!"
I had my Porsche that I bought
from winning the Games.
|
| 00:50:39 | I had it for almost 20 years.
|
| 00:50:41 | Boom! Get rid of it.
|
| 00:50:43 | >> KRIS: Have a little respect
for how much work and effort I
put in to making my home
beautiful for my family, okay?
|
| 00:50:48 | >> BRUCE: I'm just getting sick
and tired of all of this.
|
| 00:50:52 | I live here, too.
|
| 00:50:53 | >> KRIS: Bruce will not even
listen to what I have to say.
|
| 00:50:55 | Well, you know, forget it.
|
| 00:50:56 | You can have your stupid garage.
|
| 00:50:58 | You've lost your mind, so if you
like this garage so much, guess
what-- you can live here and
sleep in this garage.
|
| 00:51:05 | This little space is now your...
|
| 00:51:07 | >> BRUCE: Actually, this little
|
| 00:00:00 | Was supposed to
take the key back so mom
couldn't pop in unannounced.
|
| 00:00:06 | >> Now I'm starting to realize.
|
| 00:00:07 | >> You didn't tell me you wanted
the key back.
|
| 00:00:09 | >> I didn't know how to tell
you.
|
| 00:00:11 | I didn't want to hurt your
feelings.
|
| 00:00:16 | >> This is what you did to show
you don't even want your own mom
to have a key to your house.
|
| 00:00:27 | >> I don't just want you to
barge in.
|
| 00:00:28 | >> We all ha each other's
keys.
|
| 00:00:31 | >> That episode almost as fun as
playing naked tonight.
|
| 00:00:46 | What did viewers have to say
about michelle's quip?
|
| 00:01:06 | "
>> that was good.
|
| 00:01:10 | But katie-katie takes the
caption prize for her hef shot.
|
| 00:01:14 | "O.m.g.
|
| 00:01:16 | No wonder crystal cancelled the
wedding.
|
| 00:01:20 | "
oh, too soon.
|
| 00:01:22 | But not too soon for another
target.
|
| 00:01:26 | Singer susan boyle whipping out
her pom-poms in back of a car.
|
| 00:01:29 | Look at this.
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| 00:01:39 | news," we
snagged a debut of selena
gomez's new music video, and we
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| 00:01:49 | Exclusive interview with lindsay
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|
| 00:04:22 | >> Selena talking about romance.
|
| 00:04:25 | What about their co-star?
|
| 00:04:26 | >> I hope one day I can.
|
| 00:04:28 | I'm still waiting to meet that
girl.
|
| 00:04:31 | and her man drop a
major wedding secret.
|
| 00:04:34 | >> Hollywood's most memorable
"I DO's."
And listen up, hef.
|
| 00:04:42 | Other stars that backed out on
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|
| 00:04:45 | >> Does sister pippa have a
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|
| 00:04:51 | >> New video with chris brown
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| 00:04:56 | ♪♪
|
| 00:04:58 | >> that's selena gomez doing
her hit "who says" on abc's
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it's a good thing she bounced
back from last week's illness.
|
| 00:05:07 | The girl has a lot on her plate
this summer.
|
| 00:05:10 | >> Yes, ryan.
|
| 00:05:11 | Selena's third album is dropping
this months and she's about
feeling thankful.
|
| 00:05:36 | And the 18-year-old singer/
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| 00:05:40 | News" how she's staying healthy,
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|
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| 00:06:12 | >> We really had a good time.
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| 00:06:15 | It's an instant bond.
|
| 00:06:16 | We're all super excited to be
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|
| 00:06:25 | >> In the film, the "glee" star
plays a guy chasing a girl
across the continent.
|
| 00:06:35 | >> It's like real life.
|
| 00:06:40 | >> You know, I really hope one
day I can, you know?
|
| 00:06:45 | I'm still waiting to meet that
girl.
|
| 00:06:51 | I think it would be real nice.
|
| 00:06:55 | Actually, I've had nice romantic
things done.
|
| 00:07:00 | I had some guy who's now long
gone, but at the time it was
really nice.
|
| 00:07:05 | I had this guy, I was flying up
in the air, I was going to
canada or something, and he said
what side of the plane are you
on the plane.
|
| 00:07:20 | >> I don't know if I can beat
that.
|
| 00:07:22 | I don't know.
|
| 00:07:22 | For me it's all about like
simple things.
|
| 00:07:26 | Like thoughtful things.
|
| 00:07:31 | >> Sounds like justin bieber has
his girl covered.
|
| 00:07:35 | >> I'm happy.
|
| 00:07:41 | >> She's also on the song--
"
>> it was awesome.
|
| 00:07:48 | I saw the record was co-written
by her, so I was very honored.
|
| 00:07:52 | And I am doing a britney tribute
on I'll be the next
miley cyrus.
|
| 00:08:07 | >> I'm going to try to be the
new me and make my own style.
|
| 00:08:22 | And I just learned how to play
the guitar like two years ago.
|
| 00:08:26 | Nick jonas gave me his first
guitar, which I was so happy.
|
| 00:08:35 | >> Premieres tonight on the
disney channel.
|
| 00:08:38 | >> The show is called "ant
"
stands for "advanced natural
"
it's three kids who go to
this high school.
|
| 00:08:56 | He considers his castmates
family.
|
| 00:08:57 | >> Selena gomez.
|
| 00:08:59 | I think she has a great career
ahead of her and she's very
pretty and talented.
|
| 00:09:03 | >> My celebrity crush is james
franco.
|
| 00:09:06 | >> I like his, of course,
appearance, but I also like the
fact that he goes to three
different colleges.
|
| 00:09:12 | I love how multi-talented he is.
|
| 00:09:13 | >> Now, moving on to a harvard
grad, conan o'brien, who is
offering grads a few tips.
|
| 00:09:31 | Hi, justine.
|
| 00:09:33 | >> Fasten your seatbelts.
|
| 00:09:36 | This week we have conan
o'brien's commencement speech.
|
| 00:09:39 | A lion trying to nab a small
snack.
|
| 00:09:51 | >> Before I begin, I must point
out that behind me is a highly
admired president of the united
states and decorated war hero.
|
| 00:10:01 | While i, a cable television talk
show host, have been chosen to
stand here and impart wisdom.
|
| 00:10:08 | My first job as your
commencement speaker is to
illustrate that life is not
fair.
|
| 00:10:13 | For example, you have worked
tirelessly for four years to
earn the diploma you'll be
receiving this weekend.
|
| 00:10:27 | That was great.
|
| 00:10:32 | >> Conan, who promised to fill
his car with illegal fireworks
was smart.
|
| 00:10:35 | He killed with the dartmouth
joke.
|
| 00:10:37 | But that is, of course, because
he went to harvard.
|
| 00:10:39 | Next up, a video that's going
viral.
|
| 00:10:43 | A lioness tries to eat a baby
at the zoo.
|
| 00:10:46 | Not to worry, though.
|
| 00:10:47 | There was a huge wall of glass
between them.
|
| 00:10:53 | >> Hello, hello, hello.
|
| 00:10:57 | >> What do you think?
|
| 00:11:16 | >> That baby, named trent, must
have smelled like lion cake.
|
| 00:11:19 | It's really cute, but at the
same time out in nature, that
little guy would have been
lunch.
|
| 00:11:23 | Now here is another little
person playing with an animal at
the zoo, and this time it's a
race, not a snack.
|
| 00:11:46 | >> And now something to help you
lose your job if that's what
you're looking for.
|
| 00:11:50 | Check out our time-waster of the
week.
|
| 00:11:52 | This is supermarket mania 2.
|
| 00:11:58 | You help manage a chain of
grocery stores.
|
| 00:12:01 | You have to keep the supermarket
shelves stocked, floors cleaned
and customers coming in, as you
work to improve the store and
increase the profits to make the
store grow.
|
| 00:12:10 | Thanks, guys.
|
| 00:12:13 | >> Thank you, justine.
|
| 00:12:14 | Coming up, the new skill that
kim k. is teaching her fiance.
|
| 00:12:18 | Celebrity chef cooking for will
and kate in california.
|
| 00:12:21 | And pippa's past.
|
| 00:12:22 | Check out kate's little sister
in her first job as a model.
|
| 00:12:26 | That's next.
|
| 00:15:26 | "
pippa middleton's body-hugging
dress stole the spotlight at the
big wedding of the century.
|
| 00:15:35 | Now is she poised for a modeling
career?
|
| 00:15:37 | Plus, what's an engaged kim
kardashian doing hooking up with
an ex-partner?
|
| 00:15:43 | Here's jason with so true so
false.
|
| 00:15:47 | >> Are they getting dance
lessons for their upcoming
nuptials?
|
| 00:15:52 | This looks like it's so true.
|
| 00:15:56 | Yes, that's mark ballas.
|
| 00:15:59 | Yesterday they caught k and k
with her former partner.
|
| 00:16:03 | Although kim wouldn't confirm it
with the paps --
>> kim, are you learning the
first dance for the wedding?
|
| 00:16:08 | >> That is a dance studio the
trio was spotted leaving
together.
|
| 00:16:12 | Regardless of the rug-cutting,
would you like to see kim and
kris's wedding televised?
|
| 00:16:19 | We polled folks and the majority
said, yes, why not?
|
| 00:16:23 | They film everything else, and i
can't wait to see her dress.
|
| 00:16:26 | Is pippa middleton switching
careers from modeling?
|
| 00:16:29 | That's so false.
|
| 00:16:30 | But just like her big sis, kate,
she's walked the runway before.
|
| 00:16:36 | This shows her back in 2004 when
she hit the catwalk for a
college charity fashion show.
|
| 00:16:41 | Unlike the duchess of cambridge,
though, pippa's clothes were
less see-through.
|
| 00:16:48 | Prince william and kate visit
california next month.
|
| 00:16:51 | But will they indulge in the
most famous local cuisine and
in-n-out burger animal style?
|
| 00:16:57 | That's so false.
|
| 00:16:58 | But the newlyweds can expect
good eats.
|
| 00:17:04 | Gentlemen, this great chef
is cooking their meal, and it
includes pea pesto, crostini,
and chicken with tomato fennel
sauce.
|
| 00:17:19 | >> Today I'm announcing my
resignation from congress.
|
| 00:17:22 | >> Disgraced new york
congressman anthony weiner gave
up one gig.
|
| 00:17:28 | But did he snag a new one?
|
| 00:17:29 | This is so false.
|
| 00:17:31 | Reports claim the hbo show
reached out to have him on
its final season.
|
| 00:17:46 | On the subject of tv gigs, is
joe mchale getting animated?
|
| 00:17:51 | This is so true.
|
| 00:17:52 | >> On the internet with my
wife's money.
|
| 00:17:55 | >> He's lending his voice for a
show that airs this sunday on
disney x.d.
|
| 00:18:03 | >> Let's swing by the store and
get you some deodorant.
|
| 00:18:06 | >> Quiet, you.
|
| 00:18:07 | >> Is brandon davis dabbling in
real estate?
|
| 00:18:09 | This is reportedly sort of so
true.
|
| 00:18:12 | Word is greasy bear was
instrumental in selling candy's
home to another socialite, and
the rest is 14-bedroom, 27-bath
history.
|
| 00:18:31 | So who is the 22-year-old who
just bought the spelling
mansion?
|
| 00:18:36 | Let's get to know petra
ecclestone.
|
| 00:18:39 | >> I'm having so much fun.
|
| 00:18:40 | >> So much fun that she's making
l.a. her second home.
|
| 00:18:43 | Here's five things you didn't
know that might explain how she
landed the lavish new digs.
|
| 00:18:59 | The report is that she bought it
and we're talking $100 million
in u.s. dollars.
|
| 00:19:15 | Petra, whose mom is a former
armani model, attempted to
create a business.
|
| 00:19:26 | And then worked as a model.
|
| 00:19:29 | And the fifth thing you didn't
know about petra -- she's
engaged to her
businessman/boyfriend james.
|
| 00:19:40 | At least they'll have a great
place to throw the reception.
|
| 00:19:44 | >> It appears courteney cox and
david arquette are working on
more than just their marriage.
|
| 00:19:49 | news" they sold
a game show pilot to cbs.
|
| 00:19:54 | Cox and arquette will
co-executive produce the project
called "identity crisis" in
which teens try to guess the
names of famous people.
|
| 00:20:04 | More bad news for bar refaeli.
|
| 00:20:08 | She's suffered another breakup.
|
| 00:20:09 | She tweeted, "i broke my arm and
I'm annoyed.
|
| 00:20:13 | "
congratulations to garth brooks.
|
| 00:20:17 | Last night he was inducted into
the songwriters hall of fame.
|
| 00:20:22 | Garth also performed his 1991
"
and here's your first look at
tom cruise as stacee jaxx in
"
coming up, the most gorgeous
celebrity wedding.
|
| 00:20:37 | Plus, crystal calls the nuptials
off.
|
| 00:20:39 | Don't feel bad for hef.
|
| 00:20:41 | Take it from the real runaway
bride.
|
| 00:23:51 | "
the newest reality show is
"
it's easy to see why it's not
"
>> I think he's loving my hug
right now.
|
| 00:24:21 | She gets this special request.
|
| 00:24:23 | >> At the delivery this time, i
really want you there.
|
| 00:24:27 | >> Oh.
|
| 00:24:27 | You're making me cry.
|
| 00:24:29 | >> This is like the best thing
you could possibly give me as a
gift since I don't have
children.
|
| 00:24:36 | >> But her happiness soon turns
into shock.
|
| 00:24:38 | >> I want you to deliver the
baby.
|
| 00:24:40 | >> What?
|
| 00:24:41 | I don't understand.
|
| 00:24:48 | Like what am I going to do?
|
| 00:24:55 | >> Yes.
|
| 00:24:56 | >> To mentally prepare, coco
watches a video about how babies
are born with hubby, ice-t.
|
| 00:25:01 | >> Oh, my god.
|
| 00:25:05 | >> The mother is coached to push
until the baby's head, followed
by each of the shoulders pass
through the vagina, and thus,
your baby is born.
|
| 00:25:21 | Want to go through that, I don't
want to watch my sister go
through that.
|
| 00:25:26 | >> Find out if she can overcome
her fears sunday at 10:30.
|
| 00:25:32 | "
>> earlier this month the couple
renewed their vows, but some
celebrity weddings are so
elaborate that it would be possible to duplicate.
|
| 00:25:46 | >> I started looking at wedding
magazines.
|
| 00:25:49 | There's a lot of flowers
involved.
|
| 00:25:51 | A little too much for my taste.
|
| 00:25:53 | >> Flowers might not be her
thing, but fergie definitely
digs bling.
|
| 00:25:59 | She and josh duhamel have the
cutest invitations.
|
| 00:26:01 | It had a caricature of the
couple fishing and adorned with
crystals for his wife's love of
diamonds.
|
| 00:26:08 | >> Their wedding was gorgeous.
|
| 00:26:11 | >> She loves flowers, on the
other hand.
|
| 00:26:16 | Her recent ceremony had rose
petals perfectly arranged down
the aisles.
|
| 00:26:22 | Nicole richie and joel madden's
nuptials are features in the new
"
the amazing gown had over 100
yards of fabric.
|
| 00:26:37 | Nicole's dad, lionel, reportedly
surprised her with an elephant
because they represent good
luck.
|
| 00:26:43 | >> When is the date?
|
| 00:26:46 | >> April 2.
|
| 00:26:47 | >> Newlyweds michael buble and
his new wife win the prize for
most ceremonies.
|
| 00:26:54 | They had three celebrations.
|
| 00:26:56 | But they also take the cake for
their take.
|
| 00:26:58 | A five-tiered cupcake tower.
|
| 00:27:02 | Green's wedding was the complete
opposite.
|
| 00:27:05 | They had an intimate ceremony on
the beach with brian's son
serving as the only witness.
|
| 00:27:08 | >> People say it's so hard to
do an orthodox ceremony at dad
donald's golf club in new jersey
in october of 2009.
|
| 00:27:36 | >> Shania and her new husband,
they had the dreamiest beach
ceremony in puerto rico on new
year's day.
|
| 00:27:42 | But not everyone makes it to
their dream wedding.
|
| 00:27:46 | >> What do you think about
walking down the aisle again?
|
| 00:27:47 | >> With crystal, I love it.
|
| 00:27:50 | >> Sadly, we all know hugh
hefner and crystal harris will
not make it down the aisle since
they called off their wedding on
tuesday.
|
| 00:27:56 | Perhaps they'll finds solace in
knowing that many other stars
"
>> will brad be a good dad?
|
| 00:28:04 | >> My parents adore him.
|
| 00:28:05 | >> Starting a family wasn't in
the guards for gwyneth paltrow
and brad pitt, who met on set
"
they called off their engagement
in 1997.
|
| 00:28:14 | >> I have a whole different
perspective on marriage than i
"
ben and jen met on the set of
"
but they reportedly had a
wedding date set, then postponed
it due to excessive media
attention before the ceremony.
|
| 00:29:04 | Demi decided to split, leaving
emilio crushed.
|
| 00:29:07 | >> We all want to feel
attractive to men.
|
| 00:29:10 | >> When rachel hunter finds her
ex-fiance no longer so
attractive.
|
| 00:29:15 | The hockey player emailed the
news to their guests and called
off the wedding seven weeks
before the big day.
|
| 00:29:22 | >> Can't complain about working
with him.
|
| 00:29:30 | He's awesome.
|
| 00:29:35 | Spencer 86'd their wedding plans
in 2010.
|
| 00:29:37 | >> He gave me a fortune cookie
and it said, "will you
"
so they were engaged a month
before the big day.
|
| 00:29:59 | >> One couple that's sure to
stand the test of town, bieber
and brown.
|
| 00:30:04 | We've got chris' new music video
called "next to you" featuring
the biebs.
|
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|
| 00:33:32 | ♪♪
|
| 00:33:40 | >> justin bieber and chris brown
teaming up in the new video for
"
an all new "fashion police"
tonight at 10:30.
|
| 00:33:52 | Will joan and her couture cops
press charges?
|
| 00:33:55 | Take a look.
|
| 00:33:58 | >> Leighton meester.
|
| 00:34:03 | She finally figured out she's
being compared to blake lively
and you pit me against this
bitch?
|
| 00:34:08 | Why bother?
|
| 00:34:10 | >> Gwen stefani is at a japan
relief event.
|
| 00:34:13 | >> I love this.
|
| 00:34:14 | >> We love this.
|
| 00:34:15 | This is custom-made from
this designer.
|
| 00:34:20 | "
b-a-n-a-a-a-s.
|
| 00:34:27 | >> So funny.
|
| 00:34:30 | Another great "fashion police"
tonight.
|
| 00:34:32 | Don't miss it.
|
| 00:34:33 | That is going to do it for me
here at the planet hollywood
casino in las vegas.
|
| 00:34:39 | Sunday I'll be co-hosting the
miss u.s.a. pageant right here.
|
| 00:34:42 | I am so excited.
|
| 00:34:43 | Monday, ryan, we're going to
have all the pretty women.
|
| 00:34:45 | >> Yes, that's right.
|
| 00:34:46 | Good luck on that show, by the
way.
|
| 00:34:48 | It's live, no pressure.
|
| 00:34:50 | We'll also have the original
pretty woman, julia roberts,
with her.
|
| 00:35:07 | >> Vacations come in all shapes
and sizes.
|
| 00:35:09 | Some are short.
|
| 00:35:10 | Some are long.
|
| 00:35:11 | And some are relaxing.
|
| 00:35:12 | And some wear you out, like when
sarah colonna and I went to
thailand to experience
prostitution fantasy camp.
|
| 00:35:18 | >> [ Laughter ]
>> in our defense, it didn't
look as painful on the web site.
|
| 00:35:26 | So maybe I'm not qualified to
judge what makes for a good
getaway.
|
| 00:35:30 | But I am going to assume that
this vacation is custom-built
for the man with an itty bitty
penis.
|
| 00:35:36 | >> Man: If you want
over-the-top, high-octane
adrenaline-packed vacation for
yourself, well, you've come to
the right place.
|
| 00:35:42 | Welcome to mancation nation.
|
| 00:35:44 | Load your gun rack, pack up your
backpack, and get your sack
packed.
|
| 00:35:49 | >> [ Shouting ]
>> [ gunfire ]
>> Man: So call your buds and
see who wants to experience
mancation nation.
|
| 00:35:57 | >> [ Explosion ]
>> Man: Wow!
|
| 00:36:00 | >> [ Laughter ]
>> and then you can go home and
kill your wife.
|
| 00:36:06 | What goes down when you're
wakeboarding that you would need
a machine gun for?
|
| 00:36:11 | Is that just in case
an aggressive lobster tries to
ruin your good time?
|
| 00:36:15 | Or maybe there are somali
pirates renting a houseboat on
lake havasu.
|
| 00:36:19 | I don't know about you, but
nothing relaxes me more than
arbitrary violence and blowing
crap up.
|
| 00:36:25 | That whole ad came off a little
gay, if you "aks" loni love.
|
| 00:36:30 | Looks like it's a training camp
for homosexual terrorists called
al-gayda.
|
| 00:36:35 | Face it, ladies.
|
| 00:36:36 | Sometimes men just want to get
away with other men, cock their
weapons, and unload on each
other.
|
| 00:36:41 | >> [ Cheers and applause ]
>> Announcer: It's "chelsea
"
tonight, bill clinton officiated
anthony weiner's wedding.
|
| 00:36:50 | Paris blames her network for
poor ratings.
|
| 00:36:54 | Man accused of giving a rival
dog a roofy at a dog show.
|
| 00:36:58 | Plus, psychic james van praagh
is here.
|
| 00:37:02 | Admit it, you're having a rough
time without "oprah," because
I sure as hell am.
|
| 00:37:07 | It's chelsea handler.
|
| 00:37:10 | >> [ Cheers and applause ]
>> he is at the acme comedy club
in minneapolis june 21st through
THE 25th, RYAN STOUT.
|
| 00:37:23 | >> [ Cheers and applause ]
>> and she'll be at the denver
comedy works june 19-- or june
9th through 11th, natasha
leggero.
|
| 00:37:32 | >> [ Cheers and applause ]
>> and at the wilbur theatre in
BOSTON SATURDAY JUNE 11th, JO
Koy.
|
| 00:37:39 | >> [ Cheers and applause ]
>> and that little bag of
mexican, chuy.
|
| 00:37:49 | >> [ Cheers and applause ]
>> and I will be coming to
atlanta this friday night at
chastain park, um, which is
an outdoor venue I just found
out.
|
| 00:38:02 | So that's gonna be great for me
and my sweaty coslopus.
|
| 00:38:07 | Friday night, I'll be there.
|
| 00:38:10 | So turns out this weiner guy has
a tie to the clintons because in
one of the pictures that he
texted, um, in the background
there's a picture of him.
|
| 00:38:19 | One of the pictures he texts is
with his shirt off.
|
| 00:38:21 | There's a back-- thank you for--
>> you're telling me.
|
| 00:38:25 | >> Yes, yes, thank you for being
in this conversation with me.
|
| 00:38:28 | >> Yeah.
|
| 00:38:29 | >> There's a picture of him and
bill clinton together.
|
| 00:38:32 | So that's surprising.
|
| 00:38:36 | I'm sorry.
|
| 00:38:36 | I'm looking for my horoscope.
|
| 00:38:38 | >> Bill clinton, I guess,
married him.
|
| 00:38:41 | >> He officiated the wedding.
|
| 00:38:43 | >> It's like once you've stuck
a cigar up an aide's vagina, you
shouldn't be in charge of sacred
vows.
|
| 00:38:48 | >> Not to be confused with hiv.
|
| 00:38:50 | >> No, her vagina doesn't have
aids-- well, I don't know.
|
| 00:38:53 | >> An aide's vagina.
|
| 00:38:54 | Monica lewinsky's vagina.
|
| 00:38:56 | Let's be specific.
|
| 00:38:58 | Um, well, yes.
|
| 00:39:00 | Well, first of all, anyone who's
friends with bill clinton
shouldn't be telling their wife
about it.
|
| 00:39:06 | Because there's a picture of
her.
|
| 00:39:08 | Her name is huma.
|
| 00:39:09 | I don't know what nationality
that is.
|
| 00:39:10 | But, um--
>> she's from iran.
|
| 00:39:12 | >> Okay, she's iranian.
|
| 00:39:13 | >> Is her name huma weiner?
|
| 00:39:16 | >> No.
|
| 00:39:17 | >> No?
|
| 00:39:18 | >> [ Laughter ]
>> it's good her name wasn't
holdma.
|
| 00:39:21 | >> Yeah.
|
| 00:39:23 | Holdma weiner.
|
| 00:39:25 | [ Laughs ]
>> these are dumb puns,
everybody.
|
| 00:39:28 | Come on.
|
| 00:39:29 | >> This is actually interesting
because it brings up
an interesting point, because if
bill clinton had access to
twitter or facebook when he was
in office, can you imagine?
|
| 00:39:35 | >> Jo: Oh, horrible.
|
| 00:39:36 | >> Can you imagine @billc what
would be going on?
|
| 00:39:40 | >> Hey, look what I just put on,
a shirt.
|
| 00:39:43 | Send.
|
| 00:39:45 | >> You know, he accidentally
sent a dm on twitter of his
wiener, and it's like-- first of
all, who sexts on twitter?
|
| 00:39:52 | Like you can't be in politics if
you can't, you know, know
the difference between a tweet
and a dm.
|
| 00:39:56 | >> But can we not-- I mean,
every week there's a new story
about somebody [bleep] somebody
who's a politician or tweeting
somebody or sending dirty
pictures.
|
| 00:40:06 | I mean, can we just not care
anymore?
|
| 00:40:08 | I mean, obviously they're horny.
|
| 00:40:09 | >> [ Cheering ]
>> I mean, every week it's
something.
|
| 00:40:13 | Arnold schwarzenegger's like,
"thank god this week somebody
"
and do we really care?
|
| 00:40:19 | I don't care anymore.
|
| 00:40:20 | I just don't care.
|
| 00:40:21 | If they want to do it, that's
their business with their wife.
|
| 00:40:24 | You know what, obviously these
guys are hornier than the rest
of the world.
|
| 00:40:28 | >> How do they not know that
they're gonna put this out there
like twittering your penis?
|
| 00:40:32 | Like brett favre did it.
|
| 00:40:33 | This guy's doing it.
|
| 00:40:35 | >> It's weiner sending a pic of
his wiener.
|
| 00:40:38 | >> Yeah.
|
| 00:40:39 | It's weiner@wiener.
|
| 00:40:40 | >> No, but obviously you would
never do something like that
because that would be
embarrassing for you.
|
| 00:40:46 | >> [ Laughter ]
>> all right, hold on!
|
| 00:40:51 | >> [ Cheers and applause ]
>> first of all, I put
a disclosure on my pics that say
"
>> did you tweet your wiener?
|
| 00:41:01 | >> I tweeted my-- no, I didn't
tweet my wiener.
|
| 00:41:03 | >> I'm gonna just tweet myself
naked just to get everything out
of way.
|
| 00:41:06 | That way no one could ever go,
"oh, look there's pictures of
"
see, here.
|
| 00:41:09 | Here it is.
|
| 00:41:09 | Everyone's seen it, you know?
|
| 00:41:12 | Why not?
|
| 00:41:12 | Everyone should just do it
already.
|
| 00:41:14 | >> And he's friends with
the clintons.
|
| 00:41:15 | I think bill took the picture.
|
| 00:41:16 | I think he's also
the photographer.
|
| 00:41:19 | That's why his picture is in
the back.
|
| 00:41:21 | He's like, "let's get me in
"
>> that's like one step up from
a [bleep].
|
| 00:41:25 | Not only are you watching-- you
have your penises out, you also
are taking photos of them.
|
| 00:41:31 | >> Like you brought up all
the politicians' philandering.
|
| 00:41:34 | Like bill clinton married them.
|
| 00:41:36 | And then I think arnold
schwarzenegger was the ring
bearer at this wedding.
|
| 00:41:39 | And you know who watched
the kids?
|
| 00:41:41 | Casey anthony.
|
| 00:41:43 | That was-- allegedly, allegedly.
|
| 00:41:45 | >> Could you see bill clinton
taking the picture, though?
|
| 00:41:47 | It's like, "oh, there you go.
|
| 00:41:48 | Now hold the wiener.
|
| 00:41:49 | There you go.
|
| 00:41:50 | There you go.
|
| 00:41:51 | This is gonna be good.
|
| 00:41:53 | "
>> [ applause ]
>> she was right with hillary
clinton.
|
| 00:41:59 | So hillary clinton you know has
been like, "been there, girl,
okay?
|
| 00:42:01 | You just got to put on that
pantsuit, roll your sleeves up,
and go work for public policy.
|
| 00:42:07 | That's what you've got to focus
"
so there's a 51-year-old swan
lake man who was jailed after
failing a drug test and then
telling his probation officer
that his girlfriend sprinkled
crack cocaine on his pizza.
|
| 00:42:20 | He later told the judge that he
needed to be released so that he
could take care of his cats.
|
| 00:42:24 | >> [ Laughter ]
>> I'm not surprised that he has
cats, but I am surprised that he
has a girlfriend.
|
| 00:42:32 | >> Have you ever been to swan
lake, california?
|
| 00:42:34 | Like in most restaurants, crack
is a side.
|
| 00:42:37 | >> It's totally possible.
|
| 00:42:39 | Like you screw up like
the parmesan shaker with
the crack shaker.
|
| 00:42:43 | It just happens.
|
| 00:42:44 | >> I like the fact that he
blamed it on his girlfriend.
|
| 00:42:47 | Like he ordered the pizza.
|
| 00:42:47 | It was like, "yeah, let me order
half and half, uh, one half
hawaiian bacon and the other
half crack cocaine.
|
| 00:42:55 | My wife likes crack on her
"
>> meanwhile, whitney houston
right now is calling every
domino's in town.
|
| 00:43:02 | >> [ Laughter ]
>> that's great.
|
| 00:43:05 | >> [ Applause ]
>> that was the best crack joke.
|
| 00:43:09 | >> You know what drug addicts
need to do?
|
| 00:43:11 | They need to spent a little bit
more, like less time doing drugs
and a little bit more time
coming up with the lies that
they're gonna get away with to
do the drugs.
|
| 00:43:19 | Because the lies are so stupid
every single time.
|
| 00:43:22 | >> That should be a book that
someone comes out with.
|
| 00:43:24 | "
like, "i took my refrigerator
"
"no, you stole that
"
"no, I always take my
refrigerator for a walk.
|
| 00:43:35 | "
>> [ laughter and applause ]
>> Natasha: Do you need
a kleenex?
|
| 00:43:45 | >> Shut up.
|
| 00:43:48 | >> You need a hairpiece is what
you need.
|
| 00:43:50 | We'll be right back and talk
about paris hilton for the very,
very last time, I promise.
|
| 00:43:55 | >> [ Cheers and applause ]
>> [ cheers and applause ]
>> there is a man who's accused
of giving a rival dog in a dog
show a roofy.
|
| 00:47:02 | >> [ Laughter ]
>> he's 68 years old.
|
| 00:47:08 | And he fed a siberian husky
named pixie a benadryl and
heartburn medication during
an american kennel club show in
suburban chicago.
|
| 00:47:15 | Finally, florida, you're off
the hook for once.
|
| 00:47:19 | And then he did this to
sabotage-- he's like the tonya
harding of dog shows.
|
| 00:47:23 | He did this to sabotage
the dog's chances of winning.
|
| 00:47:25 | And the man denies that he gave
any pills to the dog.
|
| 00:47:28 | But they know that he did.
|
| 00:47:30 | So--
>> it's not just-- oh, sorry.
|
| 00:47:32 | >> No.
|
| 00:47:33 | >> It's not just the world of
competitive dog shows that is
competitive for dogs.
|
| 00:47:36 | Like I'm trying to break my dog
into hollywood.
|
| 00:47:38 | And, uh, she had to convert to
judaism.
|
| 00:47:41 | >> [ Cheers and applause ]
>> she had to get circumcised.
|
| 00:47:49 | >> Oh, that's hilarious.
|
| 00:47:50 | >> What is that, what is that?
|
| 00:47:52 | What kind of dog is that?
|
| 00:47:53 | >> This is, um, this is
a corduroy princess.
|
| 00:47:56 | I don't know.
|
| 00:47:57 | I found her in the garbage.
|
| 00:48:00 | I mean, not today.
|
| 00:48:01 | >> This reminds me of a story
from this weekend, if you don't
mind me sharing a personal
story.
|
| 00:48:05 | I have a book agent, michael
broussard.
|
| 00:48:07 | He's a drunk hot mess.
|
| 00:48:08 | I've shown you pictures of him.
|
| 00:48:10 | He was at my house apparently
[bleep] up out of his mind.
|
| 00:48:13 | And when my friend, one of
the lesbians that lives with me,
called a taxi to get him out of
there 'cause he was so drunk, he
walked out, left his shoes,
walked out barefoot in a taxi.
|
| 00:48:23 | This is after he took a sleeping
pill.
|
| 00:48:26 | >> Jo: Oh, man.
|
| 00:48:27 | >> His dog was throwing up all
over our house.
|
| 00:48:29 | She goes, "you've got to get out
of here.
|
| 00:48:30 | You've got to go out or
"
so she sent him out.
|
| 00:48:33 | He couldn't get the gate opened
to our driveway.
|
| 00:48:36 | So he threw his dog over
the gate.
|
| 00:48:40 | >> He keeps asking to watch her.
|
| 00:48:42 | >> Yes.
|
| 00:48:43 | Do not let him watch your dog.
|
| 00:48:44 | His dog ate an entire bowl of
CHOCOLATE M&M's AT OUR HOUSE AND
Threw up black stuff everywhere.
|
| 00:48:50 | Then he threw the dog over
the gate.
|
| 00:48:52 | We're getting the video footage
from my security cameras, 'cause
I will promise to show you this
video footage.
|
| 00:48:57 | I mean, if this dog makes it
through the week, it will be
a miracle.
|
| 00:49:02 | >> Aw.
|
| 00:49:03 | >> You say "aw," but this dog is
more-- I mean, he's been living
with michael broussard.
|
| 00:49:06 | He can probably get decapitated
and come back to life.
|
| 00:49:09 | >> That makes this guy look like
a saint.
|
| 00:49:12 | >> Yeah, I know.
|
| 00:49:13 | I know.
|
| 00:49:14 | Have you ever seen michael
broussard drunk?
|
| 00:49:16 | What a mess.
|
| 00:49:17 | He's responsible for all my
books, everybody.
|
| 00:49:20 | >> [ Cheers and applause ]
>> and guess what?
|
| 00:49:27 | He's never read one of them.
|
| 00:49:28 | >> [ Laughter ]
>> I feel sorry for this dog,
though, the one that got
roofied.
|
| 00:49:32 | Because at the competition, just
imagine hearing the commands
.. [ distorted voice ]
"all right, well, sit down.
|
| 00:49:38 | Now roll over.
|
| 00:49:41 | Good boy.
|
| 00:49:42 | Good boy.
|
| 00:49:44 | "
>> [ cheers and applause ]
>> stupid.
|
| 00:49:52 | >> It's so weird, too, 'cause
nobody even knew there was
anything wrong with the dog
until they saw someone having
sex with it.
|
| 00:49:57 | >> [ Laughter ]
>> what?
|
| 00:50:00 | It didn't-- it didn't win best
in show, but it did win most
popular.
|
| 00:50:05 | >> Why do you roofy a dog?
|
| 00:50:08 | To have sex with it.
|
| 00:50:10 | >> Act out, act out.
|
| 00:50:11 | >> [ Distorted voice ] good boy.
|
| 00:50:12 | Good boy.
|
| 00:50:14 | >> [ Applause ]
>> good boy.
|
| 00:50:17 | >> You have to always, always
put a coaster on your dog's
bowl.
|
| 00:50:22 | >> There was a gay cop who was
told, um, let's see--
>> couldn't march in the gay
parade.
|
| 00:50:30 | >> He's gonna file-- thank you.
|
| 00:50:31 | He filed a complaint after he
submitted a written request to
his department asking to march
in the gay west hollywood parade
in uniform on sunday.
|
| 00:50:38 | And his request was denied,
saying that it would be
a discredit to the department.
|
| 00:50:43 | So now he has hired gloria
allred.
|
| 00:50:47 | So now she's representing all
sluts and gays.
|
| 00:50:50 | >> She's also-- I'm sorry.
|
| 00:50:52 | >> I've got one thing to say
about this.
|
| 00:50:54 | Homo, you didn't.
|
| 00:50:55 | >> [ Cheers and applause ]
>> well, gays are now in
the military.
|
| 00:51:04 | We've got gay firemen, gay
policemen.
|
| 00:51:06 | You know, the village people are
finally becoming legit.
|
| 00:51:10 | >> They had gays.
|
| 00:51:11 | When we went down to guantanamo
bay, they were like, "you know,
don't ask, don't tell is over.
|
| 00:51:14 | "
it's like, don't ask, don't
tell.
|
| 00:51:17 | Don't worry, okay?
|
| 00:51:18 | There was somebody there
teaching like some sort of dyna
aerobics class.
|
| 00:51:22 | And there was a guy in like leg
warmers.
|
| 00:51:25 | Like everybody here is-- almost
90% were gay.
|
| 00:51:28 | So clearly it's working out fine
for all the gays.
|
| 00:51:31 | So if you want to be gay and you
want to be in the military, go
"
>> [ laughter ]
>> I don't even think it was
such a big deal that he wanted
to be there with his uniform on.
|
| 00:51:40 | But I mean, I lived in
san francisco a little while.
|
| 00:51:42 | I've seen gay pride parades.
|
| 00:51:43 | I know he was gonna have
the uniform on but his balls
out.
|
| 00:51:47 | And that's, that's the issue.
|
| 00:51:49 | >> The most important thing.
|
| 00:51:50 | We have a photo of the gay cop.
|
| 00:51:51 | Show it.
|
| 00:51:53 | >> [ Cheers and laughter ]
>> paris hilton's new reality
show on oxygen, um, tanked,
I guess.
|
| 00:52:02 | And so paris is saying that it's
the network's problem.
|
| 00:52:05 | And her mom said that paris came
up with the recipe for fame.
|
| 00:52:08 | And everybody else copied it.
|
| 00:52:09 | So now that's why.
|
| 00:52:11 | That's why.
|
| 00:52:13 | So think about how nestle
[bleep] toll house feels, okay?
|
| 00:52:16 | >> [ Laughter ]
>> Jo: That's funny.
|
| 00:52:20 | >> [ Cheers and applause ]
>> at this point, I think I like
perez hilton better than paris
hilton.
|
| 00:52:26 | >> Not me.
|
| 00:52:27 | Wait, i--
>> you lost your dog.
|
| 00:52:30 | >> I think someone roofied this
dog.
|
| 00:52:33 | >> I had one of her tweets
I wanted to read, 'cause she's
got to stop tweeting.
|
| 00:52:36 | >> What did she tweet?
|
| 00:52:37 | Why are you following her on
twitter?
|
| 00:52:39 | >> 'Cause they're hilarious.
|
| 00:52:40 | >> Are they?
|
| 00:52:41 | 'Cause she's trying to be
serious, right?
|
| 00:52:42 | >> Well, she's just like--
'cause her show is "the world
"
and her tweets are just like,
"yachting in madrid.
|
| 00:52:48 | "
>> [ laughter ]
>> those are her tweets.
|
| 00:52:53 | >> I said to my brother roy
the other day, I go, "oh, that
paris hilton show is on.
|
| 00:52:55 | "
he's like, "i'm not watching
"
roy will watch-- he's been
watching reruns of "three's
company" for like 20 years.
|
| 00:53:03 | He will watch anything.
|
| 00:53:04 | And he's like, "i will not watch
"
and since I don't know how to
turn on the tv, I couldn't watch
it either.
|
| 00:53:11 | >> I haven't watched paris since
nicole richie left.
|
| 00:53:14 | Like that's the last time I even
knew about paris.
|
| 00:53:16 | >> Ryan: You're out of the loop.
|
| 00:53:17 | >> I'm out of the loop.
|
| 00:53:18 | >> And how obnoxious to have
a dog as an accessory.
|
| 00:53:20 | >> Right.
|
| 00:53:21 | >> [ Laughter ]
[ cheers and applause ]
>> [ distorted voice ] good boy.
|
| 00:53:28 | Good boy.
|
| 00:53:31 | >> It's so, it's so weird, too.
|
| 00:53:32 | Like paris blamed the network.
|
| 00:53:34 | She was like, "well, you showed
the show at different times, and
"
paris, if you're watching, those
are called time zones.
|
| 00:53:42 | >> [ Laughter ]
>> chuy, do you like paris
hilton?
|
| 00:53:46 | >> Mind your own business,
kelly.
|
| 00:53:50 | >> Sorry for trying to include
you in the conversation since
I haven't asked you one question
today.
|
| 00:53:55 | Would you rather me not ask you
anything?
|
| 00:53:57 | You could just sit there?
|
| 00:53:58 | >> Ask me once in a while.
|
| 00:54:01 | >> Okay.
|
| 00:54:02 | We will be right back, and chuy
will--
>> [ cheers and applause ]
>> don't screw this up.
|
| 00:54:12 | You need to put this on, and you
need to go out there and
sparkle.
|
| 00:54:15 | Do you hear me?
|
| 00:54:16 | You need to sparkle!
|
| 00:56:42 | >> [ Cheers and applause ]
>> so my next guest's new book
is called "growing up in
"
and it's in stores now.
|
| 00:56:51 | Please welcome my friend james
van praagh.
|
| 00:56:55 | >> [ Cheers and applause ]
>> hi.
|
| 00:57:00 | >> Good to see you.
|
| 00:57:04 | >> Okay, so first, I want to
talk about kim kardashian,
..
|
| 00:57:08 | >> I did.
|
| 00:57:09 | >> You are taking credit for
the fact that she got engaged
--
kris humphries.
|
| 00:57:15 | >> Yes.
|
| 00:57:16 | >> When?
|
| 00:57:16 | >> At your house.
|
| 00:57:17 | >> Oh, really?
|
| 00:57:18 | >> I said, "yes, and he's not
"
"
and remember, that was two years
ago.
|
| 00:57:23 | >> Oh, yeah.
|
| 00:57:24 | We had like a little reading at
my house.
|
| 00:57:26 | And kim was over there.
|
| 00:57:27 | Was that two years ago?
|
| 00:57:28 | >> That was two years ago.
|
| 00:57:29 | >> Oh, so much has changed.
|
| 00:57:31 | >> Yeah.
|
| 00:57:32 | Speaking of which, what's going
on with you?
|
| 00:57:34 | 'Cause there's a lot in the air
about you.
|
| 00:57:35 | >> Oh, really, really?
|
| 00:57:36 | Well, I don't know.
|
| 00:57:37 | You're the psychic.
|
| 00:57:38 | Why don't you tell me?
|
| 00:57:38 | >> You know, this show and all
these different things.
|
| 00:57:40 | >> We're renegotiating.
|
| 00:57:42 | So let's see what happens.
|
| 00:57:43 | >> It's a good thing for you.
|
| 00:57:44 | Lots of changes.
|
| 00:57:45 | >> Really?
|
| 00:57:46 | >> Yeah, yeah.
|
| 00:57:47 | Besides furniture.
|
| 00:57:48 | >> Where do you think-- do you
?
|
| 00:57:50 | Or do you think I'll go
somewhere even better, like vh1?
|
| 00:57:54 | >> [ Laughter ]
>> it's possible.
|
| 00:57:56 | There were letters in it.
|
| 00:57:57 | So that's good.
|
| 00:57:58 | >> Well, yeah.
|
| 00:57:59 | That's unusual for a network.
|
| 00:58:00 | >> [ Laughter ]
>> no, seriously.
|
| 00:58:03 | Tell me.
|
| 00:58:04 | Tell me what's happening in my
life.
|
| 00:58:05 | >> Something in the format will
change with you.
|
| 00:58:07 | Otherwise, you will not be
happy.
|
| 00:58:08 | And we want you happy because
god knows, if she's not happy,
you know.
|
| 00:58:12 | >> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
|
| 00:58:13 | Chuy will tell you.
|
| 00:58:13 | Chuy, what did you once say?
|
| 00:58:15 | Oh.
|
| 00:58:17 | >> I was listening to him.
|
| 00:58:18 | >> But what did you once say?
|
| 00:58:20 | Remember, you were at my house
and you said, "oh, I'm so happy
you're happy"?
|
| 00:58:23 | >> Oh, if you're happy,
everybody's happy.
|
| 00:58:26 | >> Exactly.
|
| 00:58:27 | >> [ Cheers and applause ]
>> okay, what else?
|
| 00:58:31 | What else?
|
| 00:58:32 | Tell me something else about my
life.
|
| 00:58:33 | >> Well, you know, I think
the relationships are really
good right now around you.
|
| 00:58:36 | >> Oh, that's good.
|
| 00:58:37 | That's good.
|
| 00:58:38 | >> Very good, very different
type of relationship.
|
| 00:58:40 | >> Am I pregnant?
|
| 00:58:41 | >> Not yet.
|
| 00:58:42 | Not yet, not yet.
|
| 00:58:43 | >> But I'm not gonna get
pregnant?
|
| 00:58:45 | >> No, I don't see that.
|
| 00:58:46 | >> Okay, good, good, good.
|
| 00:58:47 | So then let's talk about this
book, "growing up in heaven,"
because this is about
..
|
| 00:58:52 | >> Well, it's about parents who
lost children.
|
| 00:58:54 | But it's also for everybody
because it's about the soul.
|
| 00:58:57 | Everybody has a soul.
|
| 00:58:58 | It's like where twilight has
stopped and has taken over.
|
| 00:59:01 | Everybody wonders about life
after death and why they're
living on this earth and souls.
|
| 00:59:05 | And this is really a designing
of the soul, what happens to
the soul when you pass over.
|
| 00:59:09 | How do you prepare to come back
to this incarnation?
|
| 00:59:11 | And I've done this close to 30
years of readings this book has
been written.
|
| 00:59:14 | >> And this is also about how
people, how parents connect with
their children once their
children pass away and vice
versa, correct?
|
| 00:59:20 | >> And vice versa, exactly.
|
| 00:59:21 | Great stories in there.
|
| 00:59:22 | Animals come through.
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