6TEEN - Career Day

TOONP

Aired on Monday, Mar 29, 2010 (3/29/2010) at 06:30 PM

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00:00:01I love the smell of toddler puke and sawdust in the morning.
00:00:04.. the food court.
00:00:07Board boy, you're in charge.
00:00:08Jude: I won't let you down, boss.
00:00:10Wayne: see that you don't.
00:00:11You two are still on double secret probation.
00:00:15So will you lend it to me?
00:00:17You gotta understand that "board warriors 3" stays with me all times to protect me from wipeouts and vampires.
00:00:25But I can make you a copy.
00:00:27 (kiss) (giggles) jude: hello tired old vhs tape.
00:00:33You're going to make star one happy little lady.
00:00:38Girl: welcome to the khaki barn!
00:00:41We heard the news!
00:00:43What news?
00:00:43That you're going to be a retail specialist too!
00:00:47..too?
00:00:47That's what we all got on our aptitude tests!
00:00:51No kidding.
00:00:52Okay, we totally get it now.
00:00:53You've been in denial all this time and that's why you were such a bi- big party pooper!
00:00:58.. sister!
00:01:02I am not your sister!
00:01:04Eeee!
00:01:05Ugh!
00:01:05 we are khaki sisters!
00:01:09Ooh! ooh! ooh!
00:01:12 but the stimulatte is a way better morning brew!
00:01:16It ignites the palate.
00:01:17It's for sissies.
00:01:19Now the chai choco charmer starts your day on a low charge so you can arc to caffeine overload gradually.
00:01:26!
00:01:26Well, you are looking at a future food critic!
00:01:28I'm getting the impression that you want to get your butt fired.
00:01:31.. get back to work now.
00:01:34Do that.
00:01:35I'll just hang here and finish my superior beverage.
00:01:38(Sighs) whatever.
00:01:42 what do you mean, you taped over the video in the statue?
00:01:45That is wayne's favourite movie!
00:01:47He's going to go postal!
00:01:49We need a plan.
00:01:50Right.
00:01:52Both: hide!
00:02:01(Sighs) and the gold medal is going to jen masterson of canada!
00:02:08(Canadian anthem playing) nerdy man: excuse me, miss?
00:02:15Miss? helloooo?
00:02:17Excuse me, sir? can someone help me?
00:02:20I'm in great need of help.
00:02:21This isn't the jen masterson super focused salesperson I've come to know and be slightly freaked by.
00:02:27You know, jonesy's got a point.
00:02:29Coach halder's been working me way too hard.
00:02:31You're taking career advice from jonesy now?
00:02:34Well, it's not like I'm going to be a retail clerk forever.
00:02:37Thanks a lot.
00:02:38(Whistle blows) masterson! bad posture!
00:02:41Ten minutes in the penalty box for slouching!
00:02:44Nobody likes a sloucher.
00:02:45 (sighs) I've sunk to a new low at the barn.
00:02:48The clones are trying to adopt me.
00:02:50Ugh. it's gruesome.
00:02:51(Cell phone rings) ..
00:02:53(Whispering into the phone) !
00:02:55(Whispering) he taped over wayne's only copy of "the 77th samura"!
00:02:59What's the 77th samurai?
00:03:02Only wayne's favourite movie of all time.
00:03:04And arguably one of cinema's finest moments.
00:03:07He's gonna kill us.
00:03:08Jude (whispering): or worse!
00:03:09He could fire us!
00:03:11Jen: just put some other tape in its place.
00:03:13I'll be right over.
00:03:14Uh, jen, your penalty's not over ye- what am I doing in here?
00:05:28St be a wayout of here, iq.
00:05:29There is, gilbert, and you're about to see it!
00:05:32[Vacuum noise] whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:05:34Up there!
00:05:35A hole!
00:05:38Uh!
00:05:39It's a message to my friends!
00:05:42That I'm okay!
00:05:44Ooh!
00:05:45Cruel fate.
00:05:46Done in by a bubble blower.
00:05:48Ours was a brief but rich friendship.
00:05:51That was cool!
00:05:52Try goldfish grahams.
00:05:53Baked with whole grain and a touch of sweetness.
00:05:55♪ The snack thatsmiles back ♪
00:05:56goldfish.
00:05:59sñ ♪♪♪
00:07:08♪♪♪
00:07:16from the dreamworks movie"how to train your dragon," rated pg, comes a trainable dragon of your very own.
00:07:21THERE'S ONE IN your McDonald's happy meal.
00:07:23♪ Ba da ba ba ba ♪
00:07:25come on, toothless.
00:07:27( growling ) (Groaning) jen: yo!
00:07:53Okay, calm down. we'll think of something.
00:07:56Jude: awesome.
00:07:56This pacing is making me dizzy and not a good dizzy.
00:08:01There's a good dizzy?
00:08:03..
00:08:05Jen: wyatt, come with me.
00:08:05There must be another copy of that movie somewhere.
00:08:10Christo: "the 77th samurai"?
00:08:12Never heard of it, which means it must suck.
00:08:18 what do you mean you've never heard !
00:08:19"The 77th samurai" is one of cinema's finest moments!
00:08:24Come on!
00:08:25 the samurai fan club has a list of copies.
00:08:28..
00:08:32Super terrific happy sushi?
00:08:34Coach halder: masterson!
00:08:36Halftime coffee is over!
00:08:37Hut hut hut!
00:08:38Guess you better get back to work.
00:08:40Nah. they'll survive without me.
00:08:42Great. I'll tell jude the good news.
00:08:45I wonder how my old friends christo and blade are doing?
00:08:50 so who wants to see my advance preview screener of "starship to mars"?
00:08:56 (giggles) jonesy: heads up, mall people!
00:08:57There's an 80% off sale at taj mahome video, .. now!
00:09:02Both: huh?
00:09:03 get there while the goin's hot and leave with a trunk full o' flicks.
00:09:06!
00:09:13 (gasp) let's have a meeting of all future khaki retail specialists!
00:09:17..no.
00:09:18Caitlin: hey nikki!
00:09:19Do you know where the forty pocket cargo pants are?
00:09:22No.
00:09:22Do you know where my life went?
00:09:23Oh, still bummed about your aptitude test?
00:09:27No, no.
00:09:28I love the sensation of being smothered by a large khaki pillow.
00:09:31How's the writing going?
00:09:32Oh, I haven't written anything yet, but finding the right pair of cargos will totally get me in the mood.
00:09:38Nikki: (sigh) follow me.
00:09:40Oh! and I need a terry hoody.
00:09:41We've got some great ones in baby blue- (screams) wyatt: (on the phone) good news!
00:09:48We found another copy of the movie!
00:09:51Jonesy? you there?
00:09:52Security, report to the first aid tent on level 2 to patch up some victims of the taj mahome stampede.
00:09:58Hmm.
00:09:59(Chuckles) and to get you there is a sweet remix of one of jonesy's favourites.
00:10:05Oh yeah!
00:10:05 (on the phone) you are sooooo gonna get fired.
00:10:09 to borrow "77th samurai" one must prove himself worthy.
00:10:15.. bacteria!
00:10:18.. how do we do that?
00:10:21You come here on your breaks and mop out fish locker!
00:10:24Ugh!
00:10:24Jude, get over here. now.
00:10:26 mopping fish is way beyond the call of duty for this girl.
00:10:30Later.
00:10:31Just in time for fish locker detail.
00:10:34Huh?
00:10:35 love to bro, but I've been thinking of myself as more of a spokesmodel dude these days.
00:10:42.. spokesmodel.
00:10:48Who's into raw fish?
00:10:51(Laughs) man, being a spokes-fish sucks.
00:10:57While the sushi is fresh, the presentation lacks a certain flare.
00:11:03Less scribble, more sweat!
00:11:06(Gasps) hiro: work it now, teenager!
00:11:10..
00:11:11What have you written?
00:11:12(Sighs) nothing.
00:11:14I'm drawing a total blank.
00:11:15!
00:11:18Wyatt: hey guys, what's up?
00:11:20Wyatt's been on sushi duty.
00:11:22Oh! ewwwww!
00:11:23Back! back!
00:11:26A little further.
00:11:26 (shouting) can I borrow some lemons to get the stink off?
00:11:32Why don't you both try to do some writing?
00:11:34 (shouting) we can go hang out a restaurant and hog a table all day.
00:11:39Okay!
00:11:39But only if you de-stink yourself first.
00:11:43 security, witnesses have spotted a kid peeing in the main fountain.
00:11:48Security, please report to the food court for puke spillage!
00:11:53Security, there's a couple making out in the photo booth!
00:11:59'Kay. I'm ready to write!
00:12:02..hmm...
00:12:05..
00:12:08Hm.
00:12:13(Whimpers) (screams then cries out in frustration) I still can't think of anything to write about.
00:12:21It'll come. how's this?
00:12:23(Clears his throat) the soup is cafeteria quality and the waitress has the charm of linebacker with a groin injury.
00:12:30..
00:12:33Huh?
00:12:34(Nervous) oh hi.
00:12:36(Growls) wyatt: waaaaaaaaaaa! oooof!
00:12:39Caitlin: hey! I thought of something to write!
00:12:42I've found the flow!
00:12:43Thanks wyatt!
00:12:45Flow is good.
00:12:46Fractures are bad.
00:12:48(Groans) emily: nikki?
00:12:52!
00:12:52Kirsten: she's definitely out of it.
00:12:54You said "nikster" and she didn't belt you.
00:12:59 even after 40 years I still love a good sweater sale, nickster.
00:13:04 (gasp) let's all get matching ones again!
00:13:07(Giggles turn into a coughing fit) emily: nikster?
00:13:14Nikkikins?
00:13:16Nikkaramadingdong?
00:13:17(Gasps) (screams) jen: nikki?
00:13:23Are you all right?
00:13:24This can't be happening.
00:13:25How did I end up with retail specialist?
00:13:28There must have been a glitch in your aptitude test.
00:13:32(Gasps) jude!
00:13:35He must have switched yours and caitlin's results!
00:13:38You should have gotten travel writer!
00:13:41That's it!
00:13:41Oh, oh. thank you, thank you!
00:13:43Now should i- should I burst caitlin's bubble first or kill jude?
00:13:48Decisions, decisions.
00:13:51(Gasp) (gasps) that totally hot guy just walked away with a lemonade - unharmed!
00:14:03She didn't even check out his butt.
00:14:05Caitlin: hey guys!
00:14:06I finally got my writing game on!
00:14:08I'm doing a piece about my trip to banff last summer.
00:14:12Oh, we can't tell her about the mix up.
00:14:15Who knows?
00:14:15She might even be good at it.
00:14:17!!
00:14:19You're off-side masterson!
00:14:20This is your fourth break this shift!
00:14:22You are fi- finding my way back to work! now, sir!
00:14:26..right!
00:14:27And then I'll tag all the jock straps for next week's sale.
00:14:30Yeah! you do that!
00:14:32Does this mean our afternoon movie plans are cancelled?
00:14:35My big career's still a few years away and I might need a reference!
00:14:38I should get back to work.
00:14:40 the jonesmeister is still accepting applications for the position of hot female assistant dj.
00:14:47Some people should not be allowed to play with microphones.
00:14:50Come on in, ladies.
00:14:51Jonesy is ready and waiting.
00:14:54..
00:14:56Uh-oh.
00:14:56You've cried wolf one too many times, maggot.
00:14:59You should be brought up on disorderly conduct charges.
00:15:03You're a disgrace to these barracks, soldier!
00:15:07Dismissed!
00:15:13(Whimpers) wyatt: pass me the tape, jude.
00:15:18I want to make sure it's in mint condition before we put it back on the shelf.
00:15:22..
00:15:23..
00:15:24Where's the tape?
00:15:26..
00:15:26Star: hey jude!
00:15:27Thanks for the spare tape.
00:15:29I used it to make another copy of the movie.
00:15:32!!
00:15:34!!
00:15:35Wayne: what's with all the screaming, ladies?
00:15:37Jude: I won't lie to you, dude.
00:15:38I copied over your samurai tape - twice.
00:15:43I see.
00:15:45With what?
00:15:45" (disgusted sigh) that is just sad.
00:15:51Does this mean we're fired?
00:15:53Do you really think I'd be stupid enough to trust you two with my only copy of an obligato?
00:15:58I have a moron-proof one at home.
00:16:00You know, since you're both on probation, I should downsize your pathetic butts right now.
00:16:05But I have another punishment in mind.
00:16:09Where's he taking us, bro?
00:16:11He going to make us swim with the fishes.
00:16:14Whoa! he's gonna whack us?
00:16:16Nope, but you'd better hope your fish suit floats.
00:16:19(Gulps) (sniffs) what's that fish smell?
00:16:23Don't ask.
00:17:17[ slurping ] [ barks ] [ slurp ] You want it, boy? here, here.
00:17:22Fetch!
00:17:27[ squeak ] [ Male Announcer ] RESPECT THE POUCH, Respect it!
00:20:03Here it comes!
00:20:04The first cupcake cereal ever!
00:20:05♪ New cupcake pebbles, party in a box ♪
00:20:08mmmmmm!
00:20:08♪ Tastes yummy like a cupcake ♪
00:20:10♪ makes you want to rock ♪
00:20:12new post cupcake pebbles.
00:20:14Part of a good breakfast.
00:20:15♪ Party in a box! ♪ yum yum!
00:20:32Jen: caitlin, I need a lemon whip, fast!
00:20:34Still clinging to that masochistic job of yours?
00:20:37So far, but coach halder is all over me like a rash.
00:20:40The olympics are gonna have to wait.
00:20:42Well, I'm sticking to music from now on.
00:20:44The food critic business is too- ow.
00:20:47Ditto the spokesmodel gig.
00:20:49This outfit is giving me a scaly wedgie.
00:20:53How about you, caitlin?
00:20:54Any luck with the writing?
00:20:55 actually, I loved my travel article so much I decided to hand it in instead of that shakespeare essay.
00:21:00What did mr. holmes do?
00:21:02He failed me.
00:21:02But he did say my writing style was excellent.
00:21:08Way to go, girl.
00:21:11Well, I got canned from my announcer job.
00:21:14I'm gonna miss that one.
00:21:15Yup. things are back to normal.
00:21:17You have no job and I'm late for mine.
00:21:20Aren't you even a little curious about your test results?
00:21:23Okay, since you want to spill so badly, lay it on me.
00:21:27Sure, mr. floral designer!
00:21:30Show me that!
00:21:31Jen: see ya later, flower man!
00:21:33Jonesy: get back here, masterson!
00:21:35I'll show you a flower arrangement!
00:22:15>> ♪♪ The summer's on ♪♪
00:22:17♪♪ and I'll be living on the beach ♪♪
00:22:20♪♪ with my shoes and all my troubles far away ♪♪
00:22:36♪♪ been waiting all year to be here ♪♪
00:22:39♪♪ to ride the wave of the water frontier ♪♪
00:22:42♪♪ time to go big or go home ♪♪
00:22:45♪♪ and I ain't going home ♪♪
00:22:46♪♪ 'cause summer's on ♪♪
00:22:47>> ♪♪ summer's on ♪♪
00:22:49>> ♪♪ and I'll be living on the beach ♪♪
00:22:52♪♪ with my shoes and all my troubles far away ♪♪
00:22:55>> ♪♪ far away ♪♪
00:22:57>> ♪♪ 'cause summer's on ♪♪
00:22:58>> ♪♪ summer's on ♪♪
00:23:00>> ♪♪ the ocean's underneath my feet ♪♪
00:23:02♪♪ and if the sun is out, I'll ride the waves all day ♪♪
00:23:06>> ♪♪ waves all day ♪♪
00:23:19>> awesome!
00:23:20>> Woo-hoo!
00:23:48>> This is the sickest beach!
00:23:51>> And the best part?
00:23:52No tourists!
00:23:54Hey lo.
00:23:55Is that your brother?
00:23:56>> You mean the av club president?
00:23:58Ty is obsessed with making surf videos.
00:24:01He wants to make a career out of it or something.
00:24:03He's such a nerd.
00:24:04..i think it's cool.
00:24:06It's like there's more to him than just a cute smile and nice ..
00:24:11>> Eww!
00:24:12That's my brother you're drooling over!
00:24:14>> So, are you gonna hang in the lineup until he notices you, or are you gonna go catch some waves?
00:24:21>> Emma: They look a lot bigger out here than they did on the beach.
00:24:26Why do they call this place the office anyway?
00:24:28>> Because if you bail, you're gonna to get worked.
00:24:30Hard.
00:24:31>> [ Gulp ] >> [ clucking ] >> okay okay.
00:24:45>> Whoa!
00:24:50>> Worked.
00:24:51>> Totally worked.
00:24:52>> Ladies.
00:25:00>> Dude!
00:25:07>> [ Sputtering ] DID HE [ coughs ] SEE ME?
00:25:12..no.
00:25:13C'mon. we're gonna be late.
00:25:20>> Coming through!
00:25:22Phew!
00:25:23Serving is hard!
00:25:26[ Slurping ] >> [ sighs ] I WALKED BY TY Outside the change room downstairs and it was like I didn't exist.
00:25:31>> Miss?
00:25:32Excuse me?
00:25:33Miss?
00:25:35>> Emma, trust me.
00:25:36You could do so much better than ty.
00:25:38Move on!
00:25:39>> Miss!
00:25:40I need a spoon.
00:25:42I need a spoon.
00:25:46>> Here you go.
00:25:48Emma why do you care?
00:25:50You're pretty, you work at an exclusive hotel and you're a friend of mine.
00:25:54You can date anyone you want!
00:25:56>> Yeah, but the one I want is ty.
00:25:58>> Okay here's a piece of advice.
00:26:00The fastest way to get a guy's attention is to make him jealous.
00:26:04>> Really?
00:26:05>> Oh yeah.
00:26:06>> Wenches!
00:26:07What's the holdup?
00:26:08Table 22's been waiting on a banana smoothie for half an hour!
00:26:11>> Kelly, take a chill pill.
00:26:13It'll get there.
00:26:14>> Watch it, ridgemount.
00:26:15I've got my eye on you.
00:26:17>> The regular one or the one with the patch?
00:26:19..
00:26:21More food!
00:26:23>> What a drama queen.
00:26:30>> Surf instructor reporting for duty!
00:26:32Any sweet mackin' honeys ready to get hot for teacher?
00:26:35>> Reef, this is your surf student.
00:26:37Mr. chester grizzle.
00:26:39>> Let's do this thing.
00:26:41>> Him?
00:26:42But that dude's a dude ..
00:26:44Old!
00:26:45And he's a dude!
00:26:48>> Kids these days.
00:26:49No respect!
00:26:50>> Indeed, sir.
00:26:51No respect at all.
00:26:53>> [ Laughing ] yeah I get it.
00:26:55Pranking the new guy!
00:26:56Good one, dudes.
00:26:57But seriously, where the honeys at?
00:26:59 grizzle with the finest surf instruction available.
00:27:03Here's a staff evaluation form, sir.
00:27:05Now don't you hold back.
00:27:07>> Ha, I'm going to enjoy this.
00:27:08>> Man!
00:27:09This is total ca-ca!
00:27:10>> Attitude.
00:27:11Zero out of ten.
00:27:12>> O-o-okay grandpa, l-l-let's catch some whitewash.
00:27:16>> Yes it's hard!
00:27:18And my manager kelly?
00:27:19Sooo annoying.
00:27:20And she wears way too much make up.
00:27:22>> Brawk!
00:27:23Soooo annoying.
00:27:24>> But I won't be here long.
00:27:25..
00:27:27>> Hi, ty!
00:27:28How's the surf video coming?
00:27:30>> Sorry - can't talk.
00:27:31Catch you later, ella.
00:27:32>> Ella?
00:27:33!!
00:27:35Oh, great.
00:27:37>> Everything ok?
00:27:38Sounds like a greek wedding in here.
00:27:40>> Johnny, have you ever really liked someone who didn't have a clue who you are?
00:27:45..i-i am vaguely familiar with the concept.
00:27:49Hey, do you want to maybe catch a movie tonight?
00:27:52>> Aww, you're trying to make ..
00:27:54That is so sweet!
00:27:55.. act-actually...
00:27:56..
00:27:57>> I think I'll just hit the beach and work on my cutback.
00:28:00Thanks anyway!
00:28:01>> But - but - but I -- [ groans ] >> where is lo?
00:28:04Her tables are about to keel over from starvation.
00:28:06>> Um, she was here just ..

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