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Phineas and Ferb - Let's Take a Quiz; At the Car Wash

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Aired on Monday, Nov 30, 2009 (11/30/2009) at 05:01 PM

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00:00:00	my whole life.
00:00:00	[Doorbell rings] Excuse me, Perry the Platypus.
00:00:04	Sign here, please.
00:00:07	Ah, my Servomat.
00:00:08	See, this is what I'm talking about.
00:00:10	I don't even know what a Servomat is, and now I own five.
00:00:13	These infomercials are taking time away from my evil.
00:00:16	People ask, "Doof, if you have unwanted infomercials, how do you get rid of them?" My solution is easy, simple, and it starts working the same day.
00:00:24	With my Scorch-in-nator, I will target TV towers and melt, smelt and render them into their basic components, thereby eliminating infomercials.
00:00:33	And how much would I pay for this?
00:00:35	Nothing, it's free.
00:00:37	But wait, there's more.
00:00:39	N-- Th-there's not really any more, that's about it.
00:00:42	♪ If you think You're some kind of brainiac ♪
00:00:46	♪ A know-it-all Some kind of a whiz ♪
00:00:48	♪ Got more answers Than an almanac ♪
00:00:52	♪ Let's take a quiz ♪
00:00:53	♪ If you think you're Extraordinary ♪
00:00:56	♪ A cut above the best Of the rest ♪
00:00:58	♪ If your cranial capacity Is something scary ♪
00:01:02	♪ Let's take a quiz ♪
00:01:04	♪ Let's all take a quiz ♪
00:01:09	♪ Oh, yeah ♪
00:01:12	[All cheering] Welcome toLet's Take a Quiz, where the rules are answer fast and answer often.
00:01:23	Let's meet our contestants.
00:01:25	She's allergic to parsnips and dairy, say hello to my sister Candace Flynn.
00:01:31	Oh. Uh. Hi.
00:01:31	[All cheer] phineas: He's a bully by vocation, but has a soft spot for goldfish.
00:01:38	Say hello to Buford Van Stomm.
00:01:41	[Crowd boos] I see we have no clear fan favorite tonight.
00:01:46	All right.
00:01:46	Let's start round one ofLet's Take a Quiz.
00:01:50	This is a high-speed round we call our quizzed-off round.
00:01:54	As usual, I start you off.
00:01:55	Remember, just go as fast as you can, we'll keep track of the points.
00:01:58	Here we go. Prestidigitation.
00:02:01	Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:02:01	Bunions.
00:02:03	Oh, I'm sorry about that.
00:02:04	That's gonna be a five-point penalty.
00:02:06	Aw.
00:02:06	Wait a minute. Why does he--?
00:02:08	I'm sorry, all questions must be phrased in the form of an answer.
00:02:12	Okay, we're back in play now, and...Passamaquody.
00:02:15	Nonchalant.
00:02:17	Form of the word?
00:02:18	Uh, "chalant"?
00:02:20	Defenestrate.
00:02:21	Defenestration.
00:02:22	PHINEAS: Diphthong.
00:02:22	BUFORD: Linoleum.
00:02:24	Ersatz.
00:02:24	Pencil.
00:02:26	Nice job.
00:02:27	[Cell phone rings] Hello?
00:02:27	What's the matter with you?
00:02:28	You're just standing there.
00:02:29	What are they talking about?
00:02:32	You're losing right now.
00:02:33	And losers don't have star quality.
00:02:35	Say something.
00:02:36	Like what?
00:02:38	[♪♪] Forty-five points for Candace.
00:02:41	Good one, Candace.
00:02:42	[Growls] Pocket lint.
00:02:43	Laminate.
00:02:45	Dolomite.
00:02:45	Porpoise.
00:02:47	Tralfazz.
00:02:47	"Tralfazz"?
00:02:49	That's right, "tralfazz!!" Fine. Tralfazz.
00:02:54	Phineas: Ooh, bonus.
00:02:55	Doofenshmirtz: What's the matter?
00:02:57	You don't like my little plan?
00:02:57	Think about it this way.
00:03:00	Since infomercials are almost universally hated, I will actually be doing a civic good by destroying them.
00:03:07	Huh? You see?
00:03:07	You like that--? Oof!
00:03:10	Ah, yes, the E-Z Automatic Trap Escaper.
00:03:13	I must've left it out where you could reach it.
00:03:16	Well, I was able to reach this.
00:03:19	It's the Swapotron-Smasho-matic.
00:03:22	I got it for only $99.95.
00:03:24	[♪♪] Ah, the Labco pocket tennis ball launcher provides exquisite-- Oof.
00:03:29	--accuracy.
00:03:30	Face the hideous might of my Burgerizer 2100 hamburger patty air canon.
00:03:36	Eat patty.
00:03:38	Bolshevik.
00:03:38	Knobby.
00:03:39	Not quite.
00:03:39	Scamper.
00:03:41	Procrastination.
00:03:43	"Scrumptuous." Swagger. Tony.
00:03:45	Tony?
00:03:46	Why not?
00:03:47	Why not?
00:03:47	Yeah, Tony backwards.
00:03:48	Judges?
00:03:49	[♪♪] Thirty points.
00:03:51	Physical challenge.
00:03:54	What do you mean, physical--?
00:03:57	This doesn't even make any sense!
00:03:59	Wow, 100 points.
00:04:00	Candace is on fire.
00:04:04	Woo-hoo.
00:04:05	I'm not really on fire, am I?
00:04:07	No, you're good.
00:04:09	[♪♪] Heh-heh. How did I find you?
00:04:13	Well, it was easy, with my Platy Positioner satellite global platypus locator.
00:04:18	Patent pending.
00:04:20	Slippery snagglefoot.
00:04:21	That answer is correct.
00:04:23	Candace, do you want the minus 2000 points, or do you want another physical challenge?
00:04:28	I'll take another physical challenge.
00:04:30	Audience: She's taking the physical challenge.
00:04:33	Dude, it's so cool you're in this commercial.
00:04:36	Thanks.
00:04:36	Let's see if it's on another channel.
00:04:38	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:04:38	Is that Candace?
00:04:40	[♪♪] jeremy: Whoa.
00:04:44	She's, like, a TV star.
00:04:46	Not only will I defeat you with this Flab Crusher, but I'm simultaneously getting a good burn on my delts.
00:04:52	Ten ninety-nine. Hm?
00:04:55	[Yells] The Tornado Vac only needs one setting because of its painfully awesome suction power.
00:05:03	[♪♪] Shrink-inator, why haven't I unplugged this thing?
00:05:09	I keep leaving myself notes, and I keep forgetting.
00:05:13	"Shrink-inator.
00:05:13	Unplug Shrink-inator." Ugh. I'll do it tomorrow.
00:05:20	This is the final question.
00:05:22	Winner takes all.
00:05:24	What is--?
00:05:25	Teddy bear stuffing.
00:05:28	Be a star, Candace. Be a star.
00:05:30	Be a star.
00:05:30	Come on, be a star.
00:05:33	Wow. Somebody's got issues.
00:05:36	[♪♪] [♪♪] Ha. I'll crush you with my Burgermatic hamburger flipper.
00:05:57	All right, forget the Burgermatic.
00:05:59	Let's see how you fare against my Shrink-inator.
00:06:03	[♪♪] Curse you-- Hey! Hey, you missed my hand.
00:06:08	Oh, now not only am I shrunken, but I'm freakishly shrunken.
00:06:13	Curse you, Perry the Platy-- Aw, this is kind of heavy.
00:06:18	Hey, look, our game show set instantaneously miniaturized itself.
00:06:22	Well, I suppose we could call that the home version.
00:06:25	Well, we are home.
00:06:26	Let's play it.
00:06:28	[Growls] There you are, Perry.
00:06:30	So what? That's it?
00:06:31	Who won?
00:06:34	I am so busting you guys.
00:06:36	Hi, Candace.
00:06:36	Hi, Jeremy.
00:06:38	I saw you on TV and just wanted to congratulate you.
00:06:40	I guess you're, like, on a whole new level now.
00:06:43	What about your commercial?
00:06:44	You mean this?
00:06:46	Man: ♪ Available only at Devors ♪
00:06:49	♪ It's the tristate area Flip-flop store ♪
00:06:53	I was just the foot model.
00:06:54	You have hunky ankles. Heh.
00:06:56	Thanks.
00:06:57	I like your...branch.
00:06:59	Heh-heh. You should have seen me covered in pie.
00:07:03	[Both laugh] What kind of pie?
00:07:06	[♪♪] [♪♪] Hi, Mom.
00:10:52	Hi, boys.
00:10:53	What are you kids up to today?
00:10:55	Just trying out our new invention.
00:10:56	It's called the Ladybug 2000 roving swing set.
00:10:59	Want a whirl?
00:11:00	Not right now, sweetie.
00:11:01	I'm going to the gardening store.
00:11:03	Something's been eating my hydrangeas. Hm.
00:11:06	Hey, Isabella.
00:11:10	Good thing we installed an airbag.
00:11:12	So, what'cha doing?
00:11:14	The Fireside Girls are trying to raise money to save the star-nosed mole.
00:11:17	And how's it going?
00:11:17	Not very well.
00:11:19	We started a bake sale.
00:11:19	[Coughs] Then we tried catsitting, even a lemonade stand.
00:11:25	But nothing worked.
00:11:25	Now, what's a good way to raise some money?
00:11:28	I got it.
00:11:28	We construct a zip-line from the top of Danville's tallest skyscraper all the way to our-- Or we could have a car wash.
00:11:34	That's good too.
00:11:35	We'll build the best dang car wash in the whole dang world.
00:11:39	Dang it.
00:11:40	I-- I can't really pull that off, can I?
00:11:42	You're not very street.
00:11:44	Yeah.
00:11:45	Hey, where's Perry?
00:11:47	[♪♪] Way to stick that landing, Agent P.
00:11:56	Eight and a half, Karl?
00:11:57	Really?
00:11:58	Well, sir, he did separate his feet a little on the re-entry.
00:12:02	Karl. Ugh.
00:12:03	Hey, is something burning over on the stove?
00:12:06	My spaghetti.
00:12:06	Anyhoo, we have some grave concerns.
00:12:09	Seems there's been some extreme seismic activity in the area, and we're pretty sure our old friend Doofenshmirtz is up to no good again.
00:12:16	Excuse me, sir?
00:12:16	I wrote my sophomore thesis on quakes and seismic events.
00:12:20	If you want, you can check out my website.
00:12:23	Ugh. Karl. Spaghetti.
00:12:25	Oh, that's right.
00:12:27	[♪♪] Hey, here's your delivery, kid.
00:12:30	Friction rollers, spot-free rinser, individual dryers, turbo spray nozzles, jet-powered vacuum, atomic collider.
00:12:36	I suppose you're gonna ask me if I'm too young to use this stuff.
00:12:38	Nah, just try not to blow a hole through the Earth's core, or we'll both be in deep doody.
00:12:41	Okay.
00:12:43	Stacy, I sent Jeremy a text message 12 minutes ago, and he still hasn't answered.
00:12:48	You don't think I'm making a big deal out of this?
00:12:50	No way.
00:12:50	What am I going to do, Stacy?
00:12:53	You've gotta play hard to get.
00:12:53	Hard to get?
00:12:55	Jeremy thinks you'll go with him anywhere, anytime, just for the asking.
00:12:59	Don't be a lapdog, Candace.
00:13:01	Just say no.
00:13:02	[Beeps] Uh-oh, Stacy.
00:13:04	It's Jeremy.
00:13:05	Hello?
00:13:05	Hey, Candace.
00:13:06	I'm taking my mom's car to this crazy new car wash, would you like to go for a ride?
00:13:11	A car?
00:13:12	That is so grown-up.
00:13:13	I mean, hold please. Stacy.
00:13:15	Jeremy's asked me out for a ride...in a car.
00:13:18	Wow, that's so grown-up.
00:13:19	But you gotta be strong.
00:13:21	Remember, hard to get.
00:13:22	Right. Hard to get.
00:13:23	I'll call you back.
00:13:25	Um, about the car and the ride...
00:13:27	I would love to.
00:13:28	[Squeals] Wait, I mean, I'd better check my schedule.
00:13:32	[Humming] You're in luck.
00:13:35	I can just squeeze you in.
00:13:37	Great. Pick you up later.
00:13:39	Ah, Jeremy.
00:13:40	Stacy, I am like so hard to get right now.
00:13:44	It's like totally-- What in the--? Gotta go, Stacy.
00:13:48	Okay, Ferb. Let's test out the Turbo-Charged Uber Nozzle.
00:13:51	What the heck is going--? Argh!
00:13:52	It works.
00:13:55	♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪
00:14:00	[♪♪] Well, it looks like that anti-platypus security system was a total waste of money.
00:14:15	I am so taking that back.
00:14:18	Thank goodness for old reliable traps, huh?
00:14:21	I'm so glad you're going to hang around.
00:14:25	[Laughs] Anyway, you've arrived just in time to witness the unveiling of my latest invention.
00:14:32	Let me introduce to you the Mountain- Out-Of-A-Molehill-Inator.
00:14:39	All my life I was told, "Don't make a mountain out of a molehill." "Don't make a mountain out of a molehill." "Don't make a mountain out of a molehill." Well, now I intend to do just that.
00:14:50	This machine will infuse electricity into a small little sphere of compressed nitrogen molecules, which I will then drop into the Earth, and it will make all the tiny little molehill molecules grow and grow into enormous moun-- Eh, you know, it's kind of complicated.
00:15:05	I learned about it on some kid's website.
00:15:08	Oh, oh, and you know what else I found on the web?
00:15:10	It's these pictures of cats and they write these-- Oh, l-l-look at this one.
00:15:14	Invisible cheeseburger.
00:15:16	No, huh?
00:15:17	Well, it's not for everyone.
00:15:18	I just think they're funny.
00:15:19	Anyway, so I take this sphere, electrify it, drop it in the ground: ta-da!
00:15:24	Mountains. Out of molehills.
00:15:25	I know when people say that they usually mean it figuratively.
00:15:29	It's an analogy.
00:15:30	B-b-but I'm making a point.
00:15:32	I can do whatever I want.
00:15:33	I will be honest.
00:15:34	I think we look ridiculous.
00:15:37	Are you kiddin'?
00:15:39	[♪♪] I make this look good.
00:15:43	Phineas: Okay, Ferb.
00:15:44	Let's fire this baby up.
00:15:46	[♪♪] CANDACE: Oh, they are so busted.
00:15:49	All right, you dweebs, what's going on here?
00:15:52	I don't have time for this.
00:15:53	I've got a huge date, and-- [Screams] [screaming] ♪ Scrub, scrub, scrub ♪
00:16:00	♪ Gotta get it all clean ♪
00:16:01	♪ Just drive on in To our brand-new machine ♪
00:16:04	♪ Scrub, scrub, scrub Shake off the grime ♪
00:16:06	Phineas: ♪ Just cruise on in If you've got the time ♪
00:16:09	♪ When your hot-rod looks Have gone downhill ♪
00:16:13	♪ We'll put a smile mark Back on its wheel ♪
00:16:15	♪ You'll never feel better You know you will ♪
00:16:18	♪ At the Phin-tastic Ferb-ulous car wash ♪
00:16:21	♪ When your ride Is on the skids ♪
00:16:24	♪ When your white walls Have turned green ♪
00:16:27	♪ We'll soak and spray Your car fresh T ♪
00:16:30	♪ And scrub your Undercarriage clean ♪
00:16:36	♪ Twist, twist Gotta rinse off the musk ♪
00:16:39	♪ You won't recognize That old pickup truck ♪
00:16:42	♪ Flush, flush ♪
00:16:43	♪ We're gonna Flush out the gunk ♪
00:16:45	♪ Just come on in ♪
00:16:46	♪ We'll get you Outta your funk ♪
00:16:47	♪ If you haven't Figured out yet ♪
00:16:49	♪ It's the place You should be ♪
00:16:50	♪ Take it from us We're even on your TV ♪
00:16:53	♪ And with every wash You get this cute little tree ♪
00:16:56	♪ At the Phin-tastic Ferb-ulous car wash ♪
00:17:00	All: ♪ Car wash ♪
00:17:03	[Coughing] Let me outta here.
00:17:06	Just wait till I get my hands on those two little-- [Cell phone rings] Jeremy?
00:17:10	Oh, hi, Jeremy.
00:17:10	Are you here yet?
00:17:11	Jeremy [on phone]: Well, I'm having a hard time getting there.
00:17:14	Looks like this whole town is going to this new car wash.
00:17:16	We might have to make it some other time.
00:17:18	Wait, no. I mean, I've gotta put you on hold.
00:17:20	Stacy. Wow, I can't believe you're still there.
00:17:23	So how is "hard to get" working?
00:17:24	Working? I'm impossible to get.
00:17:27	And now Jeremy's playing hard to get.
00:17:28	Wow, this car wash is really hopping.
00:17:30	At this rate, the star-nosed mole will be saved in no time.
00:17:34	Phineas, I'd love to bust you, but if you don't speed up this car wash, I'm going to miss my date with Jeremy.
00:17:39	No biggie, big sister.
00:17:40	This is Big Squirt to Super Suds.
00:17:42	[Phineas speaks spanish] No, wait. Too fast.
00:17:46	Slow, slow, slow, stop!
00:17:49	Wow.
00:17:49	That was quite an entrance.
00:17:52	Jeremy.
00:17:53	[Giggles] You made it.
00:17:55	Oh, I must look like a wreck.
00:17:57	No, you look great. Hop in.
00:17:59	What'd you do to your hair?
00:17:59	Hot wax.
00:18:01	And a sealer, I think.
00:18:01	I like it.
00:18:03	I'm really glad you're going with me.
00:18:04	There's nothing I'd rather be doing.
00:18:07	I put an energy whatchamacallit in here and...
00:18:13	Nice.
00:18:17	Wow, these things go fast.
00:18:18	I guess I need a new battery.
00:18:21	Nope.
00:18:21	No.
00:18:23	Uh-uh.
00:18:23	Not here.
00:18:25	No.
00:18:25	Ah-- Nope.
00:18:27	No.
00:18:28	No.
00:18:29	No.
00:18:29	Finally.
00:18:33	Aw, dang it!
00:18:35	Oh, sorry, Perry, I didn't mean to get all street there, but now it's probably got all that greasy refrigerator fluff on it.
00:18:42	Oh, there's my retainer.
00:18:44	[Squishing] This is so romantic.
00:18:49	It's like we're going through our very own Tunnel of-- Horror!
00:18:54	Phineas: Throw!
00:18:55	Throw!
00:18:55	[Candace cries out] No worries.
00:18:56	I'll protect you.
00:19:00	[♪♪] All right, here we go.
00:19:16	The energy ball is growing and-- Ah. All right, time for the Unstuckinator.
00:19:26	You know, in hindsight, I probably should have done this in the basement.
00:19:31	[♪♪] [all screaming] [roaring] Wow, I guess that's who's been eating Mom's hydrangeas.
00:19:50	Well, looks like they're safe now.
00:19:52	It's working, it's working.
00:19:54	And so much better than I thought it would.
00:19:58	All of my life everyone told me I couldn't make a mountain out of a molehill.
00:20:02	Well, everybody, take that-- [Screaming] Ow.
00:20:11	Why do I even bother?
00:20:13	[Screams] recorded voice: System overload.
00:20:16	Cliché explosion imminent.
00:20:18	[♪♪] singers: ♪ Agent P ♪
00:20:24	Who wears a shoe this size anyway?
00:20:28	[Screams] Curse you, Perry the Platypus.
00:20:31	[Roaring] Oh, no, it's a hideous giant mole.
00:20:36	Hey, shut up.
00:20:37	No, no, that mole, you fool.
00:20:42	I don't know what that was, but let's do it again.
00:20:45	[Cell phone rings] Stacy?
00:20:46	Candace.
00:20:47	What the heck are you doing?
00:20:48	You're supposed to be playing hard to get-- [♪♪] Oh. Oh, where am I?
00:20:55	Hey, check it out, an aglet.
00:20:58	[♪♪] So this is why you shouldn't make mountains out of molehills.
00:21:03	Curse you, giant mole!
00:21:05	There goes a perfectly good car wash.
00:21:08	Oh, there you are, Perry.
00:21:09	Oh, no. Now how are we supposed to save the star-nosed mole?
00:21:13	I think he can take care of himself.
00:21:16	♪ Twist, twist tta rinse off the musk ♪
00:24:54	♪ You won't recognize That old pickup truck ♪
00:24:57	♪ Flush, flush, we're gonna Flush out the gunk ♪
00:25:00	♪ Just come on in ♪
00:25:01	♪ We'll get you Outta your funk ♪
00:25:03	♪ If you haven't Figured out yet ♪
00:25:04	♪ It's the place You should be ♪
00:25:06	♪ Take it from us We're even on your TV ♪
00:25:08	♪ And with every wash You get this cute little tree ♪
00:25:12	♪ At the Phin-tastic Ferb-ulous car wash ♪
00:25:15	All: ♪ Car wash ♪
00:25:18	[Man scatting] ♪ There's 104 days Of summer vacation ♪
00:25:36	♪ Till school comes along Just to end it ♪
00:25:38	♪ So the annual problem For our generation ♪
00:25:41	♪ Is finding a good way To spend it ♪
00:25:45	♪ Like maybe ♪
00:25:46	♪ Building a rocket Or fighting a mummy ♪
00:25:48	♪ Or climbing up The Eiffel Tower ♪
00:25:51	♪ Discovering something That doesn't exist ♪
00:25:53	Hey!
00:25:53	♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
00:25:57	♪ Surfing tidal waves Creating nanobots ♪
00:25:59	♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
00:26:01	Over here!
00:26:02	♪ Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent ♪
00:26:04	♪ Or driving Your sister insane ♪
00:26:06	Phineas!
00:26:07	♪ As you can see there's A whole lot of stuff to do ♪
00:26:10	♪ Before school starts This fall ♪
00:26:12	Come on, Perry.
00:26:12	♪ So stick with us 'Cause Phineas and Ferb ♪
00:26:15	♪ Are gonna do it all ♪
00:26:18	♪ So stick with us 'Cause Phineas and Ferb ♪
00:26:21	♪ Are gonna do it all ♪
00:26:23	Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
00:26:30	[♪♪] [cameras clicking] ♪ You know you want to be her ♪
00:26:34	♪ She's a Flawless Girl ♪
00:26:37	♪ Flawless Girl ♪
00:26:37	♪ All the boys say when They meet her ♪
00:26:41	♪ She's a Flawless Girl ♪
00:26:43	♪ Flawless Girl ♪
00:26:44	♪ She's at the forefront Of every trend ♪
00:26:47	♪ Never less than 5-foot-10 ♪
00:26:51	♪ And if you use our products ♪
00:26:53	♪ Then you can be A Flawless Girl ♪
00:26:58	♪ A Flawless Girl ♪
00:27:00	Announcer: Flawless Girl.
00:27:02	Because nobody's perfect without using our cosmetics.
00:27:05	I'd be so lost without Flawless Girl giving me pointers on how to look.
00:27:08	Hey, look. It says Flawless Girl founder, Blanca Dishon, will be at this year's Midsummer Festival in search of the next Flawless Girl spokesmodel.
00:27:17	And maybe I should sign up.
00:27:18	[Laughs] Just out of curiosity, when is the Midsummer's Festival?
00:27:22	Probably in the middle of summer.
00:27:25	Which is about now.
00:27:26	[Trucks playing carnival music] Oh, what do you know.
00:27:34	Must be the middle of summer.
00:27:35	[Device beeping] It's the Baljeet signal.
00:27:39	Phineas and Ferb, days ago you helped me build a portal to Mars.
00:27:43	Now, I beg you to help me win the "biggest watermelon" contest at the festival.
00:27:47	Help me, Phineas and Ferb, you're my only hope.
00:27:51	Ferb, grab that junior chemistry set you got for Bastille Day.
00:27:55	We're going to the festival.
00:27:57	Hey, where's Perry?
00:28:01	Oh, for crying out loud.
00:28:03	Who put a secret entrance at the bottom of the neighbor's koi pond?
00:28:06	Okay, look, look, look.
00:28:07	To avoid a lawsuit, give the fish hats and we'll make them agents.
00:28:10	And, uh-- Ooh, right, Agent P, your mission.
00:28:13	Um, you know, Doofenshmirtz, go.
00:28:16	[♪♪] phineas: Hey, Baljeet, where's your watermelon?
00:28:20	Here.
00:28:21	Look at it.
00:28:22	It mocks me, bringing shame to my family.
00:28:25	Ferb, time for a little chemistry.
00:28:27	[♪♪] [hisses] Mm.
00:28:34	Could I borrow Ferb sometime?
00:28:36	The Flawless Girl booth, where is it?
00:28:38	Man: Hey, you girl, don't you ever look in the mirror and end up feeling bad about yourself?
00:28:42	Well-- For just $5 you can feel good about yourself in no time.
00:28:47	Oh, I don't need that.
00:28:48	I've got Flawless Girl cosmetics to make me feel good.
00:28:51	Phineas: Badda-bing, badda-boom.
00:28:53	You got your miracle growth elixir.
00:28:55	Candace: What are you guys up to?
00:28:56	Hey, Candace.
00:28:56	We're gonna help Baljeet win

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