Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode II

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Aired on Monday, Dec 20, 2010 (12/20/2010) at 12:00 AM

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00:00:01	>> There's one.
00:00:02	Set for stun.
00:00:03	Ugh!
00:00:05	>> He said stun.
00:00:06	[ Crying ] it wasn't gonna hurt ya.
00:00:09	He said stun.
00:00:12	[ Beeping ] >> [ roars ] >> [ screeches, gasps ] [ beeping ] [ alarm blaring ] ] whoo!
00:00:30	>> Go to the jedi temple.
00:00:32	Do what must be done.
00:00:36	>> Mr. skywalker.
00:00:37	What's going on?
00:00:39	>> All of you line up, oldest to youngest.
00:00:41	>> What for, sir?
00:00:43	..a treat.
00:00:44	[ Excited chattering ] ..everyone just, uh, close your eyes real tight and put your fingers in your ears.
00:00:54	No peeking.
00:00:55	skywalker, can my treat just be a hug?
00:01:00	>> You can do this, anakin.
00:01:01	Just -- just go to your happy place.
00:01:03	Oh, remember the fields of naboo, where you fell in love.
00:01:07	Yeah.
00:01:11	Yeah!
00:01:12	Oh, it's beautiful.
00:01:15	Oh, nature!
00:01:18	I feel alive!
00:01:19	Oh, yeah!
00:01:21	Aah, hyah!
00:01:23	Oh, I'm so in love.
00:01:25	Aah, hyah!
00:01:27	Ra-a-a-r!
00:01:28	[ Laughing ] WHERE YOU GOING Come here.
00:01:30	Yeah!
00:01:32	Oh, yeah!
00:01:35	That was nice.
00:01:37	>> Anakin, I'm home!
00:01:38	>> Oh, good.
00:01:39	I left you some fresh-cut sunflowers on the dining table.
00:01:42	..
00:01:45	[ Glass shatters ] >> our forces are almost in place.
00:01:58	>> This is general veers.
00:02:00	Begin your attack.
00:02:01	>> Yeeeee-haw!
00:02:03	>> What the hell are you doing?
00:02:05	Slow down.
00:02:06	>> Ow!
00:02:07	>> Ooh!
00:02:08	>> Here they come!
00:02:13	They're beautiful!
00:02:18	>> You just passed them.
00:02:19	You got to tur-- look out!
00:02:22	[ At-at squealing ] >> yeah!
00:02:27	That was awesome!
00:02:29	Whoo-hoo!
00:02:32	>> General veers, report on the attack.
00:02:34	..
00:02:38	Ha ha!
00:02:39	Whoo!
00:02:39	I love this thing!
00:02:41	>> This is it, mom.
00:02:42	Everyone has a destiny, and mine is just over that horizon.
00:02:45	>> Krayt, listen to reason.
00:02:47	The elders all say it's just a ding ocean of desert out there.
00:02:52	>> Oh, pishposh.
00:02:53	What kind of cruel god would create a whole planet defined by just one topographical feature?
00:02:57	Why, that'd be as ridiculous as a whole world made of nothing but ice, lava, or forest.
00:03:03	No, sometimes you just have to dig deep down inside yourself and find the courage to say, look out, world.
00:03:10	Here comes krayt dragon.
00:03:19	>> What is thy bidding, my master?
00:03:21	>> My bidding?
00:03:22	How about I bid thee to stop ramming the ship into [bleep] asteroid fields?
00:03:26	Can you handle that?
00:03:27	>> I'm trying.
00:03:28	>> Yeah? well, there is no try.
00:03:29	There's do and there's [bleep] royal.
00:03:31	And you are [bleep] royal, so I'm hiring bounty hunters to do the job.
00:03:34	>> But I -- >> no buts.
00:03:35	It's already ringing.
00:03:36	You look so tiny down there, like a little mean pepper shaker.
00:03:40	Sheila, hey, it's palpatine.
00:03:42	Listen, I need you to place an ad for me, will yoy hunters to, um -- to find and locate -- yeah, I guess that is the same thing.
00:03:52	Okay, to locate the millennium falcon.
00:03:55	She's typing.
00:03:56	So all you see is my head, huh?
00:03:58	Can you see this?
00:03:59	Who-o-o-o-o-o-o-op! up!
00:04:01	>> Yes, I c-- >> no, I'ght.
00:04:03	Oh, and be sure to mention some kind of a reward.
00:04:06	What? oh, I don't know.
00:04:07	How much do you think?
00:04:09	Really?
00:04:09	That seems a little high to me.
00:04:11	No, I see your point.
00:04:12	I tell you what, why don't we just say "substantial reward" and leave it at that?
00:04:16	Okay, thanks, sheila.
00:04:17	What?
00:04:18	[ Sighs ] sure. what's his name?
00:04:21	Dengar?
00:04:22	Sounds good.
00:04:23	Yeah, no, we'll bring him in first thing.
00:04:26	Okay. okay, bye-bye.
00:04:27	Sheila's husband's a bounty hunter.
00:04:29	I told her we'd give him a look-see.
00:04:33	>> [ Mechanical breathing ] >> bet that knee's starting to hurt.
00:06:06	M just not feelin' it >> sally johnson is a real person, not an actor, so to tell her story, we hired the star of " >> I was driving down my street when a truck hit me head-on.
00:08:43	>> Osa-noes!
00:08:44	There's a truck a-comin'!
00:08:46	Aaaah!
00:08:48	We's-a gonna die!
00:08:50	>> Yes.
00:08:50	I was fine, but the car was totaled.
00:08:53	>> Whoo-ee patootie!
00:08:54	It's a mess!
00:08:55	Got the engine over here, but the wheel for steerin' way over there!
00:09:00	Aah!
00:09:00	>> My agent at gecko insurance sent me a check right away.
00:09:03	>> You-sa not even gonna believe this.
00:09:06	Ja wheh.
00:09:07	We win da money.
00:09:08	Whoopee!
00:09:09	Wha-aaaah!
00:09:10	Whoa!
00:09:11	>> Um, I think I was explaining it better than he was.
00:09:14	>> Gecko -- real help.
00:09:16	Real money.
00:09:17	>> Me-sa thinks me broke me bombad spine!
00:09:20	Did -- did they say cut?
00:09:23	>> Bounty hunters?
00:09:24	We don't need their scum.
00:09:25	>> My brother's a bounty hunter, gareth.
00:09:32	>> Tre will be a substantial reward for whoever captures the millennium falcon.
00:09:37	Is he paying attention?
00:09:39	[ Mechanical breathing ] [ horn sounds, crowd cheering ] >> can't wait to get started, right, fellas?
00:09:48	Got to hunt that bounty, but the bounty's in the hunt, I always tricks of the trade, trade secret -- disintegration devices.
00:09:53	D-guns, d-bombs, d-missiles.
00:09:54	I'm the disintegration machine.
00:09:55	Want a guy disintegrated, get me integrated.
00:09:57	That's dengar's motto.
00:09:58	>> I want them alive.
00:10:00	No disintegrations.
00:10:01	>> As you wish.
00:10:02	>> Aw, shucks.
00:10:04	See you at the finish line, a-hole.
00:10:05	>> Where my keys?
00:10:06	Best bounty hunter in the league.
00:10:07	>> Better stop soft-shoeing.
00:10:08	>> We are bounty hunters!
00:10:12	>> I got to say, boba, this is one beauty of a ship.
00:10:15	I'm not crazy about the name, though.
00:10:17	I've made a deal that will keep the empire out of our affairs forever.
00:10:25	>> [ Roars ] >> we'd be honored if you could join us.
00:10:48	[ Grumbling ] [ slurping ] >> c-can I get a little more water?
00:10:59	>> What?
00:10:59	[ clears throat ] I just asked for more water.
00:11:06	Hmm?
00:11:07	>> Keek!
00:11:09	>> [ Growls ] >> peow!
00:11:11	>> [ Blowing ] >> [ imitates creaking ] >> [ growls ] >> so, how we doing?
00:11:20	Leia, how's the soup?
00:11:21	You ever had soup this good?
00:11:23	>> Yes, on alderaan.
00:11:25	>> Hey, princess, let it g-o-o-o-o-o-o.
00:11:32	"Oh, help me.
00:11:33	" " ka-bo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-om!
00:11:40	Big laser.
00:11:41	[ Imitates gunfire ] alderaan chunks everywhere.
00:11:44	Psheeeew!
00:11:50	>> Anyone, uh -- anyone got a joke?
00:11:53	>> I've got one.
00:11:54	Who's got two thumbs and betrayed his best friend?
00:11:58	This guy!
00:11:59	[ Laughs ] uh, too soon?
00:12:03	>> Well, it's been a time and a half.
00:12:07	But -- [ yawns ] lot of torturing to do.
00:12:11	A-broo-boo-boo.
00:12:13	Do-de-da-le-do-do.
00:12:15	Aroooo!
00:12:18	have you or someone you know been permanently handicapped by a jedi?
00:12:22	If so, call me, bob goldstein, at naboo-5-sue-jedi.
00:12:25	I'll get you the money you deserve fast.
00:12:38	I have over 10 years' experience, and I'm ready to work for you.
00:12:41	>> At last we will have our revenge.
00:12:43	>> You call now.

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