| 00:00:00 | about me that she's never been
fond of.
|
| 00:00:03 | And it comes to a point, it's
like, can I ever change that
opinion of hers?
|
| 00:00:06 | >> ROB: It's kind of like, you
just have accepted the fact that
she hates you.
|
| 00:00:09 | >> SCOTT: Right.
|
| 00:00:10 | Yello?
|
| 00:00:12 | Wouldn't mind a little drink
here.
|
| 00:00:14 | Not talking to you, Balzac.
|
| 00:00:16 | Patron extra cold.
|
| 00:00:17 | >> WAITRESS: You got it.
|
| 00:00:19 | Here you go, hon.
|
| 00:00:20 | >> SCOTT: Thank you.
|
| 00:00:21 | >> WAITRESS: You're welcome.
|
| 00:00:22 | >> SCOTT: All right, shall we?
|
| 00:00:25 | >> ROB: You do salt first?
|
| 00:00:30 | (Scott giggling)
>> SCOTT: Drink up, why don't
you, and then I'll tell you.
|
| 00:00:34 | How many drinks you think we
can get in us before dinner?
|
| 00:00:36 | Or do you not want to drink too
much before dinner?
|
| 00:00:39 | >> ROB: Wait, Keith Frankel's
gonna be there today.
|
| 00:00:41 | >> SCOTT: We're in Vegas, dude,
relax.
|
| 00:00:44 | Nothing bad's gonna happen.
|
| 00:00:45 | >> ROB: That guy just gave me
the eye.
|
| 00:00:48 | >> SCOTT: Dude, I'm ready to
(bleep) do some bad things
tonight.
|
| 00:01:01 | >> KRIS: Where's Kim?
|
| 00:01:03 | Where are you?
|
| 00:01:04 | >> KIM: Here!
|
| 00:01:06 | >> JONATHAN: It's your birthday,
not ours.
|
| 00:01:08 | >> KIM: At 8:15, I have to start
working again.
|
| 00:01:10 | I have to be in hair and makeup
by 5:00.
|
| 00:01:12 | It's 4:00 right now.
|
| 00:01:13 | I want to go shopping, and I
want to just have some time for
myself, something fun for me to
do; it is my birthday.
|
| 00:01:18 | I'm allowed to have a little fun
after all.
|
| 00:01:26 | I never get time off.
|
| 00:01:28 | I just need, like, these ten
minutes just to buy a few things
for myself is amazing.
|
| 00:01:31 | >> KRIS: Kim, look at this bag.
|
| 00:01:33 | Like, if you had a little girl.
|
| 00:01:34 | >> KIM: Oh...
|
| 00:01:35 | >> KRIS: This is for Suri
Cruise.
|
| 00:01:37 | (Jonathan laughs)
>> KIM: (gasps) Wait, there's
one more pair up here that I
need to see.
|
| 00:01:45 | >> JONATHAN: The blue?
|
| 00:01:47 | >> KIM: Yeah.
|
| 00:01:48 | >> KRIS: Okay, Khloe, tell me
again what's going on.
|
| 00:01:50 | >> KHLOE: Mom.
|
| 00:01:51 | >> KRIS: Yeah?
|
| 00:01:52 | >> KHLOE: Seriously, don't
irritate me.
|
| 00:01:54 | Just pay attention, okay?
|
| 00:01:55 | >> KRIS: Okay.
|
| 00:02:06 | >> KRIS: The point is, you still
have to come.
|
| 00:02:17 | Okay.
|
| 00:02:18 | >> KHLOE: I'm focusing on my
husband who's injured.
|
| 00:02:19 | I'm still coming there, okay?
|
| 00:02:21 | >> KRIS: Okay, okay.
|
| 00:02:22 | Love you.
|
| 00:02:24 | Her husband.
|
| 00:02:26 | >> JONATHAN:Myhusband!
|
| 00:02:27 | >> KRIS: I know.
|
| 00:02:27 | Weird, right?
|
| 00:02:33 | >> KIM: I don't have a lot of
time.
|
| 00:02:35 | I have like five minutes left.
|
| 00:02:37 | Hair and makeup starts in, like,
25 minutes.
|
| 00:02:40 | Okay, bye, guys.
|
| 00:02:41 | I love you, but I gotta go.
|
| 00:02:42 | I have to go back to work.
|
| 00:02:43 | I'll see you later.
|
| 00:02:44 | Do you want to walk back with
me?
|
| 00:02:46 | >> JONATHAN: Okay.
|
| 00:02:46 | >> KRIS: Okay, well, we were
coming, Kim.
|
| 00:02:48 | >> KIM: I'm gonna have to work,
Mom; I'll see you there.
|
| 00:02:51 | >> KRIS: Like, honestly.
|
| 00:02:52 | Like, seriously?
|
| 00:02:55 | >> KIM: I'm gonna go get my hair
and makeup done.
|
| 00:02:57 | >> ROB: Happy Birthday.
|
| 00:02:58 | >> SCOTT: Seriously, where is
everybody?
|
| 00:03:00 | >> JJ: I just got here, man.
|
| 00:03:01 | I'd like a room situation.
|
| 00:03:02 | >> SCOTT: Here's your (bleep)
room situation.
|
| 00:03:08 | >> ROB: Geez, Scottie.
|
| 00:03:11 | >> SCOTT: Yeah, how you doing?
|
| 00:03:12 | Yeah.
|
| 00:03:13 | Can we get a couple beers up
here?
|
| 00:03:15 | >> ROB: Scott.
|
| 00:03:16 | >> JJ: Hey, come on.
|
| 00:03:18 | Jeez.
|
| 00:03:20 | Dude, dude, dude.
|
| 00:03:22 | >> SCOTT: No, no, no, no, no!
|
| 00:03:25 | >> KIM: So, Kourtney and I are
getting our hair and makeup
done for tonight, and we hear
crazy noise from outside.
|
| 00:03:33 | >> SCOTT: I'm sick of this
(bleep).
|
| 00:03:35 | >> JJ: Dude, all right.
|
| 00:03:36 | All right, all right.
|
| 00:03:37 | >> SCOTT: A pillow fight!
|
| 00:03:44 | Oh, that's gonna leave a mark.
|
| 00:03:46 | >> KIM: That's not annoying at
all!
|
| 00:03:49 | >> ROB: Hey, I'm gonna go
downstairs.
|
| 00:03:53 | Come with me, then.
|
| 00:03:54 | >> SCOTT: I'm not gonna go
anywhere.
|
| 00:03:56 | >> ROB: Be right back.
|
| 00:03:56 | I decided to call this good
friend of mine who lives in
Vegas to meet up with us in the
hotel.
|
| 00:04:01 | How you doing?
|
| 00:04:03 | >> PAULA: Hi.
|
| 00:04:04 | How are you?
|
| 00:04:05 | >> ROB: This girl, she's a
female acquaintance.
|
| 00:04:07 | We decide to hang out in Paula's
room while the girls finish
getting ready upstairs.
|
| 00:04:21 | >> JJ: But I know that last
week, he said that he had
something lined up here, so...
|
| 00:04:25 | >> SCOTT: And when he says lined
up, he means he got a hooker.
|
| 00:04:28 | >> JJ: No.
|
| 00:04:28 | >> SCOTT: His friend is probably
a hooker.
|
| 00:04:30 | >> JJ: She's not a hooker.
|
| 00:04:31 | >> SCOTT: Okay.
|
| 00:04:32 | 'Cause he's not paying by the
hour?
|
| 00:04:33 | >> JJ: What are the chances
she's a friend?
|
| 00:04:35 | >> SCOTT: She's a hooker.
|
| 00:04:39 | Hey, Rob.
|
| 00:04:41 | >> ROB: Hey, buddy.
|
| 00:04:41 | What do you guys want?
|
| 00:04:43 | >> SCOTT: How's it going?
|
| 00:04:45 | >> PAULA: Hi.
|
| 00:04:45 | >> ROB: This is one of my good
friends.
|
| 00:04:47 | >> SCOTT: Of course it is.
|
| 00:04:48 | We all call them that.
|
| 00:04:50 | What's going on?
|
| 00:04:51 | >> PAULA: With what?
|
| 00:04:52 | >> SCOTT: I mean, good-looking
kid.
|
| 00:04:54 | You look like his sister.
|
| 00:04:58 | >> PAULA: Thank you.
|
| 00:04:59 | >> SCOTT: Let's see what they
look like over Rob's shoulders.
|
| 00:05:04 | I came here to watch you guys
have sex.
|
| 00:05:07 | Are you gonna?
|
| 00:05:08 | Yes or no?
|
| 00:05:09 | If you don't (bleep) her, JJ
is.
|
| 00:05:11 | >> JJ: No, he's not.
|
| 00:05:13 | >> SCOTT: No, you probably got
half a ...
|
| 00:05:15 | >> ROB: Oh, my gosh.
|
| 00:05:17 | >> SCOTT: She's ready to have
Rob's meat raw.
|
| 00:05:19 | >> ROB: All right, so why don't
you guys leave?
|
| 00:05:21 | >> SCOTT: Why would we?
|
| 00:05:22 | >> ROB: All right, Scottie.
|
| 00:05:23 | I don't want to fight you right
now.
|
| 00:05:25 | Scott is so wasted, it's like
he's possessed or something.
|
| 00:05:28 | He is being a stupid, drunk
guy.
|
| 00:05:29 | I mean, he's just gotta chill
out.
|
| 00:05:31 | >> SCOTT: Look, I understand you
guys are interested in doing
what you gotta do, and I'm fine
with it.
|
| 00:05:39 | Don't look at my (bleep)
sweetheart.
|
| 00:05:41 | >> PAULA: I'm not looking at
anything.
|
| 00:05:43 | >> SCOTT: You look at your
(bleep) boyfriend's.
|
| 00:05:44 | Don't be a (bleep).
|
| 00:05:46 | Take your shirt off and (bleep)
her.
|
| 00:05:47 | >> ROB: All right, this isn't
happening.
|
| 00:05:49 | You need to leave.
|
| 00:05:50 | >> SCOTT: I totally will.
|
| 00:05:52 | Where's she going?
|
| 00:05:54 | To clean her placenta before
the old Rob Kardashian (bleep).
|
| 00:05:57 | >> ROB: All right, out of here,
out of here, out of here, out of
here, out of here.
|
| 00:05:59 | >> SCOTT: I'm sorry.
|
| 00:06:00 | I'm sorry.
|
| 00:06:01 | >> ROB: Sorry, he's drunk.
|
| 00:06:03 | >> SCOTT: I'm sorry the hourly
rate got too high for everybody.
|
| 00:06:07 | >> PAULA: Nice to meet you.
|
| 00:06:09 | >> SCOTT: Of course it is, you
hooker.
|
| 00:06:11 | >> ROB: Oh, my God.
|
| 00:06:12 | Scott completely made this super
awkward.
|
| 00:06:14 | I appreciate that, buddy.
|
| 00:06:15 | Appreciate it.
|
| 00:06:17 | >> SCOTT: That's what happens.
|
| 00:06:18 | (bleep) one hooker, and then
you're a professional.
|
| 00:06:28 | >> KRIS: Stop it, stop it.
|
| 00:06:30 | What the hell is wrong with you?
|
| 00:06:32 | >> KOURTNEY: Scott has lost his
mind.
|
| 00:06:34 | >> WAITER: Back off.
|
| 00:06:35 | Back off.
|
| 00:06:36 | >> SCOTT: Where do you want me
to go?
|
| 00:06:39 | >> WAITER: Oh, no.
|
| 00:06:41 | (bleep)
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| 00:09:17 | >> ROB: Scott?
|
| 00:09:18 | >> JJ: He's passed out.
|
| 00:09:19 | >> ROB: Scott's asleep.
|
| 00:09:20 | Scott completely (bleep) blocked
me and made this super awkward.
|
| 00:09:24 | Note to self, if I ever want to
hook up with a girl, I will
never bring Scott along.
|
| 00:09:30 | >> ROB: What the (bleep) is the
matter with you, dude?
|
| 00:09:35 | Scott and I, we're wasted.
|
| 00:09:37 | We're like trashed.
|
| 00:09:38 | Trashed, trashed.
|
| 00:09:52 | >> SCOTT: I love you.
|
| 00:09:53 | (Rob snickering)
>> KOURTNEY: Rob, why wouldn't
you let Scott sleep so we don't
have to deal with him tonight?
|
| 00:10:02 | >> SCOTT: Rob?
|
| 00:10:05 | >> KOURTNEY: You guys should
both go to sleep.
|
| 00:10:07 | >> SCOTT: Oh, yeah, do me like
you did...
|
| 00:10:10 | >> KOURTNEY: Why don't you ever
do those moves in the bed with
me?
|
| 00:10:13 | >> SCOTT: There's a thing
called attraction.
|
| 00:10:16 | >> KOURTNEY: That's sexy.
|
| 00:10:17 | (Scott retching)
>> SCOTT: I want to puke.
|
| 00:10:21 | >> KOURTNEY: Like it's not
another level of annoyance.
|
| 00:10:25 | >> ROB: Hey, Kourtney.
|
| 00:10:25 | >> SCOTT: Hey, hey, hey!
|
| 00:10:27 | I'm (bleep) pissed!
|
| 00:10:31 | Kourtney, come back here with my
child!
|
| 00:10:34 | Come back here with my child
now!
|
| 00:10:42 | >> ROB: Don't spray that, dude,
dude!
|
| 00:10:45 | Are you serious?!
|
| 00:10:46 | Are you serious?
|
| 00:10:47 | Oh, my gosh, are you kidding?
|
| 00:10:49 | Dude, that's so... (laughing)
>> KIM: Can you guys do this in
the other room, not where we're
doing hair and makeup?
|
| 00:10:59 | Ow, you just (bleep) hit him.
|
| 00:11:04 | (screaming)
>> ROB: Ow, my ear!
|
| 00:11:08 | Get off of me!
|
| 00:11:10 | Ow, my ear!
|
| 00:11:11 | >> KOURTNEY: What the (bleep) is
going on in here?
|
| 00:11:13 | Seriously, dude.
|
| 00:11:16 | >> ROB: Oh, my-- dude, it's
gotta be bleeding.
|
| 00:11:19 | >> KIM: I'm here for work, and
this is serious.
|
| 00:11:21 | They just think it's some kind
of joke.
|
| 00:11:23 | >> SCOTT: I could totally puke
in this right now. (coughing)
>> KOURTNEY: That's so rude.
|
| 00:11:30 | You're acting like drunk slob
kabobs, and Kim doesn't want
drunks, wasted people at her
dinner.
|
| 00:11:35 | >> SCOTT: It's no problem.
|
| 00:11:36 | >> KOURTNEY: But you're here for
her birthday.
|
| 00:11:38 | >> SCOTT: Of course.
|
| 00:11:39 | >> KOURTNEY: So you should
respect that.
|
| 00:11:40 | >> SCOTT: We do.
|
| 00:11:41 | >> KOURTNEY: And not be getting
wasted.
|
| 00:11:42 | >> SCOTT: Why are you getting
down on us?
|
| 00:11:43 | >> KOURTNEY: You're worse than
Rob.
|
| 00:11:45 | >> SCOTT: I'm worse than Rob?
|
| 00:11:46 | >> KOURTNEY: Yeah, you're worse
than Rob.
|
| 00:11:47 | When you sober up...
|
| 00:11:49 | >> SCOTT: That'll never happen.
|
| 00:11:50 | >> KOURTNEY: Okay, so then you
can't come to dinner.
|
| 00:11:52 | >> SCOTT: I love you.
|
| 00:11:53 | Does it matter that I love you?
|
| 00:11:54 | >> KOURTNEY: If you sober up,
then we can talk.
|
| 00:11:56 | Not only is Scott ruining Kim's
birthday, but his boss is gonna
be here, and he could totally
lose his job.
|
| 00:12:02 | My mom's on her way back up.
|
| 00:12:04 | Sober up.
|
| 00:12:06 | >> SCOTT: My own girlfriend's
telling me what to do?
|
| 00:12:08 | It's Vegas, have some fun,
lighten up.
|
| 00:12:11 | Where are we going to dinner?
|
| 00:12:14 | >> KRIS: I hope everybody's on
time tonight because this is a
major business dinner, and I'm
trying to get our products sold
across the country.
|
| 00:12:22 | Everyone's gotta be on their
game.
|
| 00:12:24 | (doorbell ringing)
>> SCOTT: Uh-oh, got a delivery!
|
| 00:12:28 | (door opens)
>> JJ: Hello.
|
| 00:12:31 | >> KRIS: Hey! When did you get
here?
|
| 00:12:33 | (bleep, bleep)
>> JJ: Jeez.
|
| 00:12:36 | >> KRIS: What the (bleep)?
|
| 00:12:37 | Stop it, stop it.
|
| 00:12:38 | What the hell is going on here?
|
| 00:12:41 | Scott, get off the floor.
|
| 00:12:44 | Stop it.
|
| 00:12:45 | Scott?
|
| 00:12:46 | Scott?
|
| 00:12:47 | Scott, get in your room, please,
'cause Keith is gonna be here in
a second.
|
| 00:12:51 | You're not gonna have a job, so
why don't you go to the room and
just save yourself a lot of
embarrassment?
|
| 00:12:55 | >> KIM: Kourtney isn't here,
she's crying in the other room.
|
| 00:12:58 | >> SCOTT: You know what,
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she was with when she met me,
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|
| 00:14:01 | Ugh.he's not even trying.
|
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|
| 00:14:04 | Not impressed.
|
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|
| 00:14:07 | I didn't even know that could get dirty!
|
| 00:14:09 | Can we even clean a leather shoe?
|
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| 00:15:45 | >> JJ: Jeez.
|
| 00:15:49 | >> KRIS: Stop it.
|
| 00:15:50 | Stop it.
|
| 00:15:51 | Scott, you just...
|
| 00:15:53 | Stop it.
|
| 00:15:54 | >> ROB: Mom!
|
| 00:15:55 | >> KRIS: Stop it, Scott.
|
| 00:15:57 | What the hell is going on here?
|
| 00:15:59 | You just got champagne all over
me, and I just got dressed.
|
| 00:16:02 | I'm not... I'm not kidding.
|
| 00:16:04 | People are gonna hear me in the
hallway.
|
| 00:16:05 | Get up off the (bleep) floor.
|
| 00:16:07 | Get off the floor.
|
| 00:16:10 | I have champagne all over my new
dress.
|
| 00:16:12 | >> ROB: Mom, I'm bleeding from
my fingertip.
|
| 00:16:14 | >> KRIS: I don't give a (bleep).
|
| 00:16:15 | Get off the floor.
|
| 00:16:16 | >> ROB: Well, you know what, I
do.
|
| 00:16:18 | I didn't deserve none of this.
|
| 00:16:19 | What happened to me?
|
| 00:16:20 | Who did this, Mom?
|
| 00:16:22 | >> KRIS: Stand up, Robert.
|
| 00:16:23 | Put the beer down.
|
| 00:16:24 | >> ROB: This is blood.
|
| 00:16:25 | >> KRIS: You guys cannot treat
somebody's property this way.
|
| 00:16:29 | >> SCOTT: Look, I didn't try to
get you bloody.
|
| 00:16:32 | >> ROB: Mom, look what he did to
me.
|
| 00:16:34 | >> KRIS: Go sit down.
|
| 00:16:35 | >> ROB: That's assault.
|
| 00:16:35 | >> KRIS: Scott, Scott, I need
you to go sit down.
|
| 00:16:39 | Scott!
|
| 00:16:40 | I'm so mad and disappointed and
confused.
|
| 00:16:44 | This is a major meeting for me
tonight.
|
| 00:16:46 | I can't afford to deal with this
right now.
|
| 00:16:50 | >> ROB: He hurt me.
|
| 00:16:51 | >> KRIS: What is going on here?
|
| 00:16:52 | >> ROB: They hurt me.
|
| 00:16:53 | >> KRIS: We're ready to go to
Kim's birthday; what the hell is
wrong with you?
|
| 00:16:56 | >> ROB: I don't know what they
did to me, Mom.
|
| 00:16:57 | >> KRIS: Stop it. What is wrong?
|
| 00:16:58 | Can you come here and tell me
what's going on.
|
| 00:17:00 | >> KOURTNEY: Rob and Scott are
not coming to dinner, 'cause
they're annoying.
|
| 00:17:03 | >> KRIS: He needs to go lie
down.
|
| 00:17:05 | >> KOURTNEY: I don't control
him, so he can do whatever the
(bleep) he wants and I... he's
not coming to dinner and I don't
need to hang around losers like
that.
|
| 00:17:14 | They're acting like drunken
idiots.
|
| 00:17:15 | There's no way they're coming to
Kim's birthday dinner.
|
| 00:17:18 | >> KRIS: We are leaving in ten
minutes for dinner, Rob, get
dressed.
|
| 00:17:21 | You don't have a choice.
|
| 00:17:22 | I'm not kidding, Robert.
|
| 00:17:23 | JJ, if you get dressed, I'd love
for you to join us for dinner.
|
| 00:17:27 | Robert, it is your sister's
birthday.
|
| 00:17:29 | Get your (bleep) clothes on
right now.
|
| 00:17:31 | I'm not kidding.
|
| 00:17:32 | Get the (bleep) dressed.
|
| 00:17:34 | JJ, can you go get your friend
dressed, please?
|
| 00:17:35 | >> KOURTNEY: Rob's not coming to
dinner.
|
| 00:17:37 | >> SCOTT: Rob's not allowed to
go to dinner!
|
| 00:17:38 | >> KRIS: Hey, Keith.
|
| 00:17:40 | Good. Where have you been?
|
| 00:17:42 | Did you disappear?
|
| 00:17:44 | Yeah, come on up, 35105.
|
| 00:17:46 | Oh, I would laugh, Scott, that's
really funny.
|
| 00:17:50 | I'm not kidding.
|
| 00:17:51 | I'm disappointed in you.
|
| 00:17:53 | I think that you allow yourself
to be just influenced by people
that make bad decisions.
|
| 00:18:00 | You're ruining your sister's
birthday.
|
| 00:18:02 | I'm really upset.
|
| 00:18:03 | >> ROB: Mom, we're joking
around.
|
| 00:18:04 | >> KRIS: You're not joking
around, Robert.
|
| 00:18:06 | Go to your room, please.
|
| 00:18:08 | Either rinse off and get...
|
| 00:18:10 | >> ROB: Go to my room.
|
| 00:18:10 | >> KRIS: Yes.
|
| 00:18:11 | Rob does not act this way.
|
| 00:18:12 | My son does not behave this
poorly, especially when he knows
that a night is so important to
me.
|
| 00:18:19 | Is that for real, what's going
on out there?
|
| 00:18:22 | >> KIM: Yep.
|
| 00:18:23 | >> KRIS: I will never, ever have
Scott on one of these trips
again.
|
| 00:18:28 | Do you hear me?
|
| 00:18:30 | What time does the plane leave
Los Angeles.
|
| 00:18:33 | >> KIM: Noon. Why?
|
| 00:18:34 | >> KRIS: One of the pilots got
sick, and we called for a new
pilot.
|
| 00:18:37 | >> KIM: What, then I need to get
home.
|
| 00:18:38 | I have a 9:00 appointment.
|
| 00:18:39 | I have my Carl's Jr. commercial
tomorrow.
|
| 00:18:41 | I can't miss it.
|
| 00:18:42 | I have to be on time.
|
| 00:18:44 | It's not acceptable if I'm not.
|
| 00:18:45 | >> KRIS: We'll all get on a 6:00
plane with you.
|
| 00:18:48 | Things are going wrong left and
right, and I'm just trying to
remain calm.
|
| 00:18:51 | >> KIM: So, do we not have a
private plane?
|
| 00:18:52 | We need to get home.
|
| 00:18:53 | I need to be home by, like, 8:00
latest.
|
| 00:18:56 | >> KRIS: So, what we need to do
is get somebody to get us two
tickets home at 6:00 in the
morning.
|
| 00:19:01 | >> KIM: Three 'cause Britney's
coming with me.
|
| 00:19:03 | >> KRIS: Okay, three.
|
| 00:19:04 | >> KIM: I have all these
shopping bags.
|
| 00:19:06 | That's the only reason why I
brought them, why I bought the
stuff and not have it shipped,
'cause I thought I was going in
a private plane, and I'd be
okay.
|
| 00:19:12 | >> KRIS: Right now I'm dealing
with my son who's drunk off his
ass, you, who wants a private
plane because her bags won't fit
on a commercial flight, and I'm
dealing with Khloe missing her
flight, having an expired
license, so she can't get on a
plane.
|
| 00:19:25 | >> KIM: She's a (bleep)-up.
|
| 00:19:26 | >> KRIS: Okay, so let me just go
have a glass of champagne or
something to kind of calm my
nerves.
|
| 00:19:31 | >> KIM: And I'm dealing with a
mother who's a drunk.
|
| 00:19:33 | >> KRIS: Well, no, actually,
your mother's not a drunk.
|
| 00:19:35 | I seem to be the only one who
has a head on their shoulders
today.
|
| 00:19:37 | >> KIM: Oh, really?
|
| 00:19:38 | >> KRIS: Yeah, really.
|
| 00:19:39 | >> KIM: I'm here to work.
|
| 00:19:40 | I'm not even here to celebrate
my birthday.
|
| 00:19:41 | I don't even care.
|
| 00:19:42 | I'm not here to even enjoy my
birthday.
|
| 00:19:44 | >> KRIS: What do you think I'm
here to do?
|
| 00:19:45 | I didn't come here for a piece
of cake, honey.
|
| 00:19:47 | I came here because we have
things to do, all right?
|
| 00:19:53 | >> ROB: What the (bleep) are you
doing out here?
|
| 00:19:54 | Get inside!
|
| 00:19:56 | now you're gonna pay.
|
| 00:20:02 | >> KRIS: Okay, now, Keith is
coming up right now.
|
| 00:20:05 | Scott, Scott.
|
| 00:20:06 | Scott!
|
| 00:20:08 | Get in your room, please, 'cause
Keith is gonna be here in a
second.
|
| 00:20:10 | You're not gonna have a job, so
why don't you go to the room and
save yourself a lot of
embarrassment, please?
|
| 00:20:17 | Keith and Tom Dowd from GNC are
on their way up to the room, and
these guys are out of control.
|
| 00:20:23 | I have to figure out a way to
fix this and fix it now.
|
| 00:20:27 | I hate him.
|
| 00:20:29 | I hate him.
|
| 00:20:31 | He's going to (bleep) up my...
|
| 00:20:33 | Get to your...
|
| 00:20:37 | Scott, Scott?
|
| 00:20:38 | Scott.
|
| 00:20:39 | Scott!
|
| 00:20:41 | Scott, do you really want to
ruin your life like this?
|
| 00:20:43 | Do you want to...
|
| 00:20:44 | (knocking on door)
>> SCOTT: It's the police, isn't
it?
|
| 00:20:47 | Don't look at them in their eye
if they're there.
|
| 00:20:49 | >> KRIS: Scott, get to your
room.
|
| 00:20:52 | (knocking)
Hi! How are you?
|
| 00:20:58 | Good to see you.
|
| 00:20:59 | >> TOM: Good to see you.
|
| 00:21:00 | >> KRIS: I don't think Scott
really understands the magnitude
of what he's gotten himself
into.
|
| 00:21:06 | This is a huge business deal for
us, and now he is going to
jeopardize not only his own job,
but now he's messing with my
whole family.
|
| 00:21:15 | >> SCOTT: Listen, it's seven
months old.
|
| 00:21:17 | >> KOURTNEY: Yeah, way more
mature than you are.
|
| 00:21:20 | Yeah, okay.
|
| 00:21:21 | >> SCOTT: Listen to me, listen
to me.
|
| 00:21:22 | >> KOURTNEY: What?
|
| 00:21:23 | >> SCOTT: I love you, I do.
|
| 00:21:24 | >> KOURTNEY: Mm-hmm.
|
| 00:21:25 | Ugh, you reek.
|
| 00:21:26 | You look like (bleep).
|
| 00:21:27 | Your eyes look like you aged
about 20 years.
|
| 00:21:30 | >> SCOTT: I'm trying to catch up
to your old age.
|
| 00:21:32 | >> KOURTNEY: Here's Keith.
|
| 00:21:35 | >> SCOTT: Keith!
|
| 00:21:36 | >> KEITH: You're on in five.
|
| 00:21:37 | Five minutes.
|
| 00:21:38 | >> KOURTNEY: He looks like he
aged about 20 years today.
|
| 00:21:41 | >> KEITH: Well, he worked two
days in a row.
|
| 00:21:42 | >> KOURTNEY: Since Scott's a
drunk slob, he's gonna shower
and just sleep it off, and the
rest of us are gonna go to Kim's
birthday dinner and have a great
time.
|
| 00:21:50 | >> SCOTT: Somebody better come
in here and tug this (bleep)
'cause the old wife won't.
|
| 00:21:54 | >> KOURTNEY: Take a shower and
take a nap and don't come to
dinner or out.
|
| 00:21:58 | >> SCOTT: You like that, boys?!
|
| 00:22:03 | I'm gonna tell you right now, if
I go to bed, I'll be out for two
days.
|
| 00:22:07 | >> JJ: Are you allowed to
dinner?
|
| 00:22:08 | >> SCOTT: I'm a liability, my
brother.
|
| 00:22:10 | >> JJ: Of course you are.
|
| 00:22:11 | >> SCOTT: I'm not allowed
anywhere.
|
| 00:22:14 | ♪♪ ♪♪
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| 00:22:27 | >> KIM: Who's here?
|
| 00:22:31 | >> JONATHAN: It's always good.
|
| 00:22:32 | You'll probably hate it.
|
| 00:22:34 | >> KRIS: Well, Robert sobered up
enough to come out to dinner
with us, and thank God Scott's
not here.
|
| 00:22:39 | Finally, we can just have our
business meeting and celebrate
Kim's birthday.
|
| 00:22:48 | >> KIM: I have a story for you
guys.
|
| 00:22:50 | Rob, you can listen, too.
|
| 00:22:51 | So, I go to the...
|
| 00:22:58 | >> KRIS: Oh, God, I think I'm
gonna kill him.
|
| 00:23:08 | What is Scott doing at this
birthday dinner?
|
| 00:23:12 | >> SCOTT: Yo!
|
| 00:23:13 | You're a (bleep) planet!
|
| 00:23:16 | >> KRIS: What Scott really wants
to be doing is do to me what
he's doing to the waiter.
|
| 00:23:19 | >> WAITER: Back off.
|
| 00:23:21 | Back off.
|
| 00:23:22 | >> SCOTT: Back where?
|
| 00:23:23 | Where do you want me to go?
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| 00:26:13 | >> SCOTT: Yo!
|
| 00:26:16 | I love you!
|
| 00:26:26 | >> KRIS: Kourtney?
|
| 00:26:27 | >> KOURTNEY: Yeah?
|
| 00:26:27 | >> KRIS: Put him next to you.
|
| 00:26:29 | >> KOURTNEY: Why?
|
| 00:26:31 | I don't know what to do.
|
| 00:26:33 | I know that Scott's acting out
of control, but what am I
supposed to do about it?
|
| 00:26:43 | >> SCOTT: Oh, man, that was a
lot of excitement.
|
| 00:26:44 | How's my hair?
|
| 00:26:51 | >> KRIS: Scott.
|
| 00:26:52 | >> SCOTT: Kris.
|
| 00:26:54 | >> KRIS: What in the world is
Scott doing at this birthday
dinner?
|
| 00:26:57 | He's in no condition to be at
this table.
|
| 00:26:59 | Scott is making my business
partner really, really
uncomfortable.
|
| 00:27:04 | You can't hear in here 'cause
somebody's yelling too loud.
|
| 00:27:07 | I hope you lose your voice.
|
| 00:27:09 | My prayer in my life is that you
lose your voice.
|
| 00:27:18 | >> TOM: Oh, boy.
|
| 00:27:30 | >> KOURTNEY: This is such a
nightmare.
|
| 00:27:32 | I totally thought he'd changed,
and he's such a (bleep) child.
|
| 00:27:35 | >> KRIS: I would like to make a
toast.
|
| 00:27:42 | (cheering)
What are you drinking?
|
| 00:27:45 | What are you drinking?
|
| 00:27:48 | Excuse me, he can only have
water.
|
| 00:27:50 | No more drinks.
|
| 00:27:52 | He gets nothing else alcoholic.
|
| 00:27:57 | >> TOM: ...drinks, cut him off.
|
| 00:27:59 | >> KRIS: I knew I had a problem.
|
| 00:28:10 | >> SCOTT: This (bleep) guy is
cutting me off over here.
|
| 00:28:14 | I will beat the (bleep) out of
this (bleep) guy.
|
| 00:28:24 | >> KOURTNEY: What is going on?
|
| 00:28:30 | >> WAITER: Absolutely.
|
| 00:28:32 | Absolutely.
|
| 00:28:36 | >> KRIS: Scott is threatening
the waiter and in his face.
|
| 00:28:39 | The scariest thing is that what
Scott really wants to be doing
is do to me what he's doing to
the waiter.
|
| 00:28:44 | 'Cause Scott knows I'm the one
who cut him off.
|
| 00:28:46 | >> WAITER: Please, back off.
|
| 00:28:47 | >> SCOTT: Don't (bleep) talk to
me like that.
|
| 00:28:49 | >> WAITER: Excuse me, I'm not
talking to you anyway.
|
| 00:28:54 | Back off.
|
| 00:28:54 | >> SCOTT: Back where?
|
| 00:28:55 | >> Back off.
|
| 00:28:57 | >> SCOTT: Where do you want me
to go?
|
| 00:28:58 | >> KOURTNEY: I seriously think
Scott has lost his mind.
|
| 00:29:00 | He's scaring me right now.
|
| 00:29:05 | >> WAITER: Oh, no.
|
| 00:29:12 | >> KOURTNEY: I'm not gonna go
tell him anything.
|
| 00:29:14 | I'm not talking to him.
|
| 00:29:15 | >> KRIS: Do you want them to
arrest him?
|
| 00:29:17 | They're ready to arrest him.
|
| 00:29:18 | >> KOURTNEY: I need to do what's
best for me and my baby.
|
| 00:29:21 | I'm pregnant, I don't need to be
dealing with this, so I'm done.
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| 00:31:58 | >> SCOTT: Back where?
|
| 00:31:59 | >> KIM: Kourtney, do something!
|
| 00:32:00 | >> KOURTNEY: What am I gonna do?
|
| 00:32:06 | >> KIM: Did you see what he did?
|
| 00:32:07 | He took a hundred-dollar bill,
and he shoved it in his mouth
and goes "shut the (bleep) up."
>> ROB: When I see Scott shove
the hundred-dollar bill down
the waiter's throat, that
sobered me up fast.
|
| 00:32:17 | I do not want to be that guy.
|
| 00:32:20 | >> KIM: It's not Kourtney's
fault.
|
| 00:32:22 | It's not Kourtney's fault.
|
| 00:32:26 | >> KOURTNEY: Okay, sit down.
|
| 00:32:28 | >> Calm down, calm down, calm
down.
|
| 00:32:29 | >> KIM: Did you see what he said
to that waiter?
|
| 00:32:31 | >> KOURTNEY: Don't make it a big
deal.
|
| 00:32:32 | >> KIM: No, it's just
humiliating in front of the
business-- the head of GNC and
the owner of QuickTrim.
|
| 00:32:37 | >> KOURTNEY: What?
|
| 00:32:39 | >> KRIS: You have to ask...
|
| 00:32:40 | >> KOURTNEY: I'm not (bleep)
gonna go... I'm not gonna go
tell him anything.
|
| 00:32:44 | I'm not talking to him.
|
| 00:32:45 | >> KRIS: Unless they arrest him.
|
| 00:32:46 | Do you want them to arrest him?
|
| 00:32:47 | They're ready to arrest him.
|
| 00:32:48 | They're giving you one last
chance.
|
| 00:32:49 | >> KOURTNEY: If that's what they
need to do.
|
| 00:32:51 | What do they want me to do?
|
| 00:32:52 | >> KRIS: They're giving you one
last chance...
|
| 00:32:53 | >> KOURTNEY: To do what?
|
| 00:32:55 | Yeah, shut the (bleep) up.
|
| 00:32:58 | >> KIM: Kourtney really can't do
anything.
|
| 00:32:59 | She's pregnant, she can't really
handle him right now, and my
mom is just gonna make it worse.
|
| 00:33:03 | I really have to deal with this.
|
| 00:33:05 | Scott, can I talk to you?
|
| 00:33:09 | >> SCOTT: That guy deserved to
get stuffed in his face.
|
| 00:33:12 | >> KIM: No, he-- no one deserves
that.
|
| 00:33:14 | It wasn't funny.
|
| 00:33:15 | The guy was about to cry for
this, Scott.
|
| 00:33:17 | My mom is screaming, everyone's
upset.
|
| 00:33:19 | >> SCOTT: Your mom is always
screaming.
|
| 00:33:21 | >> KIM: Look, I just feel like
you're really drunk.
|
| 00:33:23 | Kourtney is in tears; she's
crying in the other room.
|
| 00:33:26 | >> SCOTT: You know what,
Kourtney knew exactly the person
she was with when she met me,
and I will never take back the
things that I do when I need to
do them.
|
| 00:33:36 | The guy disrespected me, and
everybody's lucky I didn't
handle the guy in a different
situation.
|
| 00:33:42 | >> KIM: Scott doesn't get how
upset we all are.
|
| 00:33:45 | I just don't think at this
point, he really is gonna
understand; he's just too drunk.
|
| 00:33:50 | Just go to the room.
|
| 00:33:51 | >> SCOTT: I'm not going to the
room.
|
| 00:33:53 | >> KIM: Okay.
|
| 00:33:54 | >> SCOTT: I'm gonna celebrate
this birthday the way I should.
|
| 00:33:56 | 'Cause you don't drink, and I
have to for you.
|
| 00:34:00 | >> KIM: Scott, you're drunk.
|
| 00:34:01 | Seriously, get it together.
|
| 00:34:02 | It's not funny.
|
| 00:34:07 | He's just the same.
|
| 00:34:08 | You know, he disrespected him
and that the guy deserved it and
he should have punched him
in the face.
|
| 00:34:14 | We're lucky he didn't beat him.
|
| 00:34:16 | So I said, let me have a
security take you down to your
room, and he goes, "No, I'm
going out tonight."
And I'm like, "Kourtney's
visibly upset, my mom is
furious."
He goes, "Well, your mom's
always furious, Kourtney's
always upset; she knew who I was
when she met me."
>> KOURTNEY: I really cannot
believe Scott.
|
| 00:34:35 | He's not even apologizing.
|
| 00:34:36 | I just can't even be around him
for another second.
|
| 00:34:39 | I'm done.
|
| 00:34:48 | >> KIM: I feel really bad for
Kourt.
|
| 00:34:50 | I wish we can leave, but we
can't.
|
| 00:34:52 | I'm just exhausted.
|
| 00:34:54 | The last thing I want to do is
host this party, but I have to.
|
| 00:34:59 | What's up, Las Vegas?!
|
| 00:35:01 | (cheering)
Help me with my mood and show me
how to party my last year in my
20s before I'm 30!
|
| 00:35:11 | Let's party, Las Vegas!
|
| 00:35:14 | ♪♪ ♪♪
|
| 00:35:17 | Thank you!
|
| 00:35:35 | >> KRIS: The second that dinner
was over, I flew straight back
to Los Angeles all by myself
because I wasn't gonna spend one
more minute with Scott and that
whole situation.
|
| 00:35:44 | It was one of the worst nights
of my life.
|
| 00:35:47 | It was one of the worst nights
of my life because Scott was so
out of control.
|
| 00:35:51 | >> BRUCE: What did he do?
|
| 00:35:52 | >> KRIS: First of all, I think
he has a drinking problem.
|
| 00:35:55 | >> BRUCE: Oh, honey, and you're
just figuring that out now?
|
| 00:35:58 | >> KRIS: He got so belligerent,
and so I asked the waiter not to
serve him anymore.
|
| 00:36:02 | Scott orders another drink; the
guy won't serve him; Scott got
mad, stood up, started screaming
at the waiter and shoved a
hundred-dollar bill down his
throat.
|
| 00:36:10 | >> BRUCE: No.
|
| 00:36:11 | >> KRIS: Yeah.
|
| 00:36:12 | Scott's really lucky that he
didn't lose his job or kill my
business deal.
|
| 00:36:17 | >> BRUCE: You know what?
|
| 00:36:17 | Good thing I wasn't there.
|
| 00:36:18 | I would have decked him.
|
| 00:36:21 | I would have taken him
right out.
|
| 00:36:23 | >> KRIS: It was so bad.
|
| 00:36:24 | >> BRUCE: I don't know why
anybody acts like that,
especially to other people, but
what's, uh, Kourtney gonna do?
|
| 00:36:30 | He's not father material.
|
| 00:36:37 | >> KIM: Now we have to take a
commercial flight, which throws
everything off because I just
bought all that stuff today.
|
| 00:36:42 | I have about... I'd say a good
two-and-a-half hour rest.
|
| 00:36:51 | So, I get home from the club
at, like, 5:30, and Scott hasn't
come back to the room yet.
|
| 00:36:56 | God knows where he is.
|
| 00:36:58 | What kind of man leaves his
pregnant girlfriend in Las Vegas
all by herself?
|
| 00:37:14 | >> And action!
|
| 00:37:16 | >> KIM: We've been shooting
for hours and I'm exhausted and
I have to push through this.
|
| 00:37:20 | >> ROB: Are you mad at him?
|
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| 00:40:15 | >> KOURTNEY: I feel so bad about
last night's events.
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| 00:40:18 | I feel like Scott, like, ruined
your birthday.
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| 00:40:20 | >> KIM: He did, but...
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| 00:40:22 | >> KOURTNEY: Kim and I are on
our way back home from the
airport.
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| 00:40:24 | I need to do what's best for me
and my baby.
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| 00:40:27 | I'm pregnant; I don't need to be
dealing with this, so I'm done.
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| 00:40:35 | He needs to move to New York.
|
| 00:40:37 | Like, leave me the (bleep)
alone.
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| 00:40:40 | >> KIM: Mom will never talk to
him ever again.
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| 00:40:42 | Like, ever.
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| 00:40:43 | >> KOURTNEY: I will never talk
to him again.
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| 00:40:48 | >> ROB: You got up, took a
hundred bucks, stuffed it in the
dude's, going...
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| 00:40:55 | Something you were saying, and
then you just stuffed it in his
damn mouth.
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| 00:40:59 | >> SCOTT: I don't really
remember last night; it's a bit
blurry and I'm talking to Rob
and he's telling me that I made
some huge scene over dinner.
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| 00:41:06 | I remembered dinner, but I
didn't think it was that big of
a deal.
|
| 00:41:10 | What time did everybody else
leave, early?
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| 00:41:12 | >> ROB: Yeah, just take a
shower, pack up.
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| 00:41:15 | >> SCOTT: Hey, man.
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| 00:41:17 | >> MARIO: 'Sup?
|
| 00:41:17 | Where's Kourtney now?
|
| 00:41:18 | Did she go home?
|
| 00:41:19 | >> ROB: She left this morning.
|
| 00:41:20 | >> MARIO: She left without
Scott?
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| 00:41:21 | >> ROB: Yeah, and they were
supposed to be... we all were
supposed to be on the same
flight.
|
| 00:41:24 | I know what Scott did last night
was extremely rude and
disrespectful, but he's my
friend/brother, and I want to
help him out.
|
| 00:41:36 | >> SCOTT: Don't mess with the
Zohan.
|
| 00:41:41 | (phone line ringing)
>> KOURTNEY: Hey, Rob.
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| 00:41:43 | >> ROB: Hey, beau.
|
| 00:41:45 | >> KOURTNEY: What are you doing?
|
| 00:41:47 | >> ROB: I'm just, uh, showered
and got dressed and everything.
|
| 00:41:51 | And Scott's showering right now.
|
| 00:41:53 | Are you mad at him?
|
| 00:42:34 | >> KIM: You are like, dressed to
go out to, like, a nightclub.
|
| 00:42:37 | >> KRIS: Uh, no, I'm not.
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| 00:42:39 | You didn't say that when I had
this dress on in London.
|
| 00:42:41 | You're very cranky today, Kim.
|
| 00:42:43 | Try and suck it up a little bit.
|
| 00:42:44 | You look a little tired.
|
| 00:42:46 | >> KIM: So, I'm back in L.A.
|
| 00:42:47 | I flew in for the Carl's Jr.
|
| 00:42:48 | commercial, which is possibly
the biggest career move right
now.
|
| 00:42:53 | This is a huge deal.
|
| 00:42:55 | This is something that I've
always dreamed of, and I can't
believe that it's here.
|
| 00:42:59 | >> MAN: Ready and roll camera.
|
| 00:43:01 | And action, Kim.
|
| 00:43:04 | Nice... and cut.
|
| 00:43:06 | Okay, see this is what we're
gonna do 400 times.
|
| 00:43:11 | Action.
|
| 00:43:12 | And action.
|
| 00:43:14 | And action.
|
| 00:43:16 | And cut.
|
| 00:43:17 | Ooh!
|
| 00:43:20 | Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
|
| 00:43:23 | >> KIM: So, I'm just eating and
eating and even when the camera
stops, I keep on eating and...
|
| 00:43:27 | >> And action.
|
| 00:43:28 | And action.
|
| 00:43:30 | Beautiful.
|
| 00:43:30 | Action.
|
| 00:43:32 | Nice.
|
| 00:43:32 | >> KIM: We've been shooting for
hours, and after dealing with
Scott, I can hardly keep my eyes
open.
|
| 00:43:39 | >> MAN: Beautiful.
|
| 00:43:40 | And cut it.
|
| 00:43:42 | Good.
|
| 00:43:42 | That was great.
|
| 00:43:44 | All right, all right!
|
| 00:43:46 | >> KIM: I've come to the
realization that I just can't do
everything.
|
| 00:43:49 | I'm always doing so much and I
love what I do and I want to
please everyone and do
everything, but at some point,
I just have to take care of
myself.
|
| 00:44:01 | (knocking on door)
>> KRIS: Hello.
|
| 00:44:02 | >> KIM: Hey, Mom.
|
| 00:44:03 | >> KRIS: Hi, Kimmy.
|
| 00:44:04 | I want to talk about just your
scheduling and stuff.
|
| 00:44:08 | >> KIM: Okay.
|
| 00:44:09 | I'm gonna, you know, take about
two weeks off and just stay in
New Orleans.
|
| 00:44:13 | I don't want you to book
anything for me.
|
| 00:44:16 | I just, I think I should, like,
stick to five projects at a
time.>> KRIS: I tried to tell you to
stay, like, at least with three
because you can't be everywhere
at the same time.
|
| 00:44:26 | I tell Kim over and over, "Take
some time off and get some
rest."
I think Kim has got the message.
|
| 00:44:32 | You need to trust that I
actually know what I'm doing
at some point.
|
| 00:44:36 | >> KIM: You do?
|
| 00:45:38 | >> You can do it. Push it.
|
| 00:45:39 | Push it. Push it. Yes!
|
| 00:45:40 | Excellent!
|
| 00:45:41 | (baby crying)
>> "American idol" makes
history.
|
| 00:45:53 | >> This is e! news.
|
| 00:45:54 | >> "Idol" reveals 7 wannabes,
the new hopefuls and major
elimination.
|
| 00:46:01 | The exclusive scoop you didn't
see on last night's show.
|
| 00:46:03 | >> Breaking news.
|
| 00:46:05 | Tiger's big press conference.
|
| 00:46:06 | When and where he'll finally
break his silence.
|
| 00:46:09 | >> A shocking protest rocks the
world of pure breads.
|
| 00:46:13 | >> And why fergie's fury erupted
at the westminster dog show.
|
| 00:46:19 | Exclusively on the set of joe
and demi's video.
|
| 00:46:24 | >> Did they hang out on
valentine's day?
|
| 00:46:28 | >> Brangelina's rare move.
|
| 00:46:30 | Where they took the twins.
|
| 00:46:32 | >> New york fashion week gets
glamoured.
|
| 00:46:38 | Lindsay gets down in heaven.
|
| 00:46:42 | >> We break the news before
anyone else.
|
| 00:46:45 | >> Your hookup --
>> to e! news.
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| 00:46:47 | >> To hollywood.
|
| 00:46:48 | >> This is --
>> this is e! news.
|
| 00:46:53 | [Captioning made possible by
comcast entertainment group]
>> seven of the top 24 revealed.
|
| 00:46:59 | I'm ryan seacrest.
|
| 00:47:00 | >> And I'm giuliana rancic.
|
| 00:47:02 | What a show, there were tears,
laughter and the most
embarrassing begging we've seen
in a long time.
|
| 00:47:06 | >> Before coming on the air
she's asking me to tell her
about the rest of the top 24.
|
| 00:47:10 | I can't do that.
|
| 00:47:12 | >> I need to know.
|
| 00:47:13 | >> Last night it was brutal and
we saw firsthand dreams being
crushed and dreams coming true.
|
| 00:47:18 | has the exclusive
details right after the drama.
|
| 00:47:21 | Watch.
|
| 00:47:27 | >> "American idol's" most
emotional show makes the cut.
|
| 00:47:33 | We revealed some of the final
24.
|
| 00:47:36 | It wasn't nearly as up lifting
an experience for everyone.
|
| 00:47:40 | >> It's bad news.
|
| 00:47:42 | You haven't made it.
|
| 00:47:44 | >> Simon dropped the hatchet on
a roomful of hopefuls all at
once but the toughest trimming
went one-on-one with the judges.
|
| 00:47:52 | >> Jessica, you didn't make it
this time.
|
| 00:47:54 | >> Please.
|
| 00:47:55 | >> When jessica found out she
was not moving on to the top 24,
the kansas native started a
grovel session that would go
down in history.
|
| 00:48:05 | >> Don't send me home.
|
| 00:48:06 | I've got it.
|
| 00:48:07 | I have it.
|
| 00:48:07 | You have to see that.
|
| 00:48:09 | It is in here.
|
| 00:48:10 | This is so important to me.
|
| 00:48:12 | Please.
|
| 00:48:13 | Please!
|
| 00:48:15 | >> You didn't put it together.
|
| 00:48:17 | >> The others include seven
sensational singers who are now
in.
|
| 00:48:23 | The 17 semifinalists are
revealed.
|
| 00:48:27 | Holy canine controversy.
|
| 00:48:29 | Drama dominated the super bowl
of dog shows.
|
| 00:48:31 | >> Best in show at 134th
westminster kennel club will be
the scottish terrier.
|
| 00:48:36 | >> He was top dog in front of
thousands of fans at new york's
madison square garden last
night.
|
| 00:48:43 | And many were gasping when peta
protesters crashed the party,
with women holding signs that
say breeders kill shelter dogs
chances and mutts rule.
|
| 00:48:57 | The protesters were booed before
security hustled them away.
|
| 00:49:01 | It's leno's new late night saga.
|
| 00:49:04 | Rumors are rampant that jay's
long time band director is
contemplating leaving "the
"
>> need another miracle.
|
| 00:49:14 | >> We're told kevin will be back
when the new show comes back
november 1.
|
| 00:49:19 | We're hearing rumblings his
right hand man is considering
taking a break, going on tour or
pursuing other passions.
|
| 00:49:25 | The latest bombshell dropped
while the dust is settling with
jay's war with conan o'brien.
|
| 00:49:35 | John menendez will no longer
provide voiceover for the show
because he's stepping away.
|
| 00:49:41 | >> Justin bieber in a high
school and lady gaga invades
london.
|
| 00:49:50 | Ashlan gorse with the stars.
|
| 00:49:51 | >> Lady gaga.
|
| 00:49:52 | >> Lady gaga dominates the
awards taking three statues.
|
| 00:49:59 | >> It was made in heaven with my
little angels.
|
| 00:50:05 | This is for alexander mcqueen.
|
| 00:50:07 | >> The pop star delivered an
emotional tribute to the late
british designer shortly before
it was announced he died from
asphyxiation.
|
| 00:50:21 | >> The spice girls took home an
award, too, their hit "wannabe"
was named best performance.
|
| 00:50:29 | >> I wish all five could be
together.
|
| 00:50:33 | >> Alicia keys also attended the
show.
|
| 00:50:36 | In more news out of london.
|
| 00:50:38 | Lohan has landed, wear a little
dress with bright red lipstick
hosts a bash raising money for
haiti.
|
| 00:50:50 | >> Charlie has been great with
all the stuff going on, he's
amazing.
|
| 00:50:55 | >> Charlie's co-star gives the
inside scoop.
|
| 00:50:59 | >> He's holding up really well
and my prayers are with both of
them.
|
| 00:51:04 | >> Jennifer spoke openly in the
movies for grownup awards.
|
| 00:51:07 | >> I'm very excited when
something is clean and fits me.
|
| 00:51:13 | >> Maggie gyllenhaal spent the
night with jeff bridges
presenting him with the best
actor movie.
|
| 00:51:22 | Sean penn handed out the biggest
honor to robert de niro.
|
| 00:51:28 | >> The legendary actor raved
about jessica alba who worked
alongside him in the upcoming
"
>> I love jessica.
|
| 00:51:41 | She's great in it.
|
| 00:51:42 | >> I'm principal for the day.
|
| 00:51:43 | >> You heard him.
|
| 00:51:45 | He's high school principal and
making big changes at the north
view campus in covina,
california.
|
| 00:51:51 | >> We need to make a change
about the twitter being blocked.
|
| 00:51:55 | There's a sign in class, "no
hats or hoodies" and I tore it
down.
|
| 00:52:00 | >> It was part of a radio
contest.
|
| 00:52:03 | North view won and he took over
for the day.
|
| 00:52:05 | He posed for pics and gave a
private concert.
|
| 00:52:11 | On to the big apple where the
stars continued to align at the
fashion week.
|
| 00:52:16 | The latest stop,.
|
| 00:52:19 | >> This is an elegant
silhouette.
|
| 00:52:23 | I'm happy to wear it.
|
| 00:52:24 | >> Lambert, kelly osborne,
shannon doherty and john legend
joined the crowd which debuted a
colorful fall collection.
|
| 00:52:36 | >> Train wreck tv alert, "the
toddlers and tiara" finale is on
tonight and a queen is looking
for payback facing off with two
rivals.
|
| 00:52:48 | >> Can I have an autograph?
|
| 00:52:50 | >> Can you give him an
autograph?
|
| 00:52:52 | >> 4-Year-old eden is
full-fledged royalty.
|
| 00:52:56 | If you don't believe us, just
ask her.
|
| 00:52:58 | >> I'm a pageant superstar.
|
| 00:53:00 | >> And her mother is willing to
pay almost anything to make it
happen.
|
| 00:53:04 | >> $70,000 Or $80,000 is a drop
in the bucket if all of this
takes off.
|
| 00:53:10 | >> On the season finale, eden
heads to the universal pageant
for a showdown with the
redheaded beauty who handed the
toddler her first loss in two
years.
|
| 00:53:23 | >> You've got to get focused.
|
| 00:53:24 | >> All right.
|
| 00:53:25 | >> It's on you, the whole thing,
all the work, all the money,
it's all on you.
|
| 00:53:29 | >> The 5-year-old wants the
$5,000 prize, too, but the mom
is only in it for the
mother-daughter bonding sport.
|
| 00:53:36 | >> We enjoy doing things
together like the makeup and
hair.
|
| 00:53:41 | >> With loving encouragement
like that, its it's no wonder
the kid went all diva.
|
| 00:53:46 | >> Get up!
|
| 00:53:49 | >> When the little queens
finally make it to the stage,
it's all eyes on kara lynn.
|
| 00:53:58 | But eden thinks she's the
favorite.
|
| 00:54:01 | >> The judges like me onstage.
|
| 00:54:03 | >> All three take home a crown
and some cash.
|
| 00:54:05 | >> Yes, I'm excited about the
money but the balloons I was
really excited about that
because they're really fun and
you get to pop them.
|
| 00:54:14 | >> To find out which one won the
title, tune in tonight on tlc.
|
| 00:54:19 | >> Coming up, is kourtney and
scott's relationship on the
rocks?
|
| 00:54:24 | The new mom fires back at the
startling reports.
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| 00:54:26 | Plus, when and where tiger will
break his silence.
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| 00:54:29 | The shocking announcement.
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| 00:57:32 | >>> Hey, guys.
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| 00:57:33 | Welcome back to e! news.
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| 00:57:34 | We've got the hottest breaking
tv scoop right now, like
annalynne mccord reacted to
great "90210" news, a stud
preparing to suck blood and more
news about the latest
bachelorette.
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| 00:57:49 | All in tonight's "watch with
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>> if you think ali would make a
good bachelorette, you're not
alone.
|
| 00:57:55 | Insiders tell me there is talk
about the awol "bachelor"
contestant becoming the next
bachelorette.
|
| 00:58:05 | We're told the winner will shock
and disappoint but I know for a
fact jake is happy with his
decision.
|
| 00:58:11 | But just sounds like the long
running internet rumors may be
true and vienna may be the big
winner.
|
| 00:58:18 | Meanwhile, "lost" fans get ready
for some deaths, lots of them.
|
| 00:58:23 | I'm hearing the cast is four
episodes away from shooting the
series finale and michael
emerson tells me the path to the
end is strewn with casualties.
|
| 00:58:34 | We're told people are dropping
like flies.
|
| 00:58:36 | On "vampire diaries" score one
for team damon.
|
| 00:58:40 | I'm hearing stephen will be
drinking human blood soon and
will change his personality not
for the better.
|
| 00:58:48 | Cw fans are freaking out after
they picked up a handful of
series including "90210" and was
with annalynne mccord who got
the news.
|
| 00:58:58 | >> Just got the email and I'm
excited about that.
|
| 00:59:03 | >> One tree hill, life
unexpected and "melrose place"
have not been picked up yet but
insiders tell me -4 are likely
to survive.
|
| 00:59:12 | To find out which ones and more
exclusive scoop on "the
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