| 00:00:02 | they're just seconds away
from terror.
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I love dogs.
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| 00:00:10 | My personal view about reptiles
is they make good shoes
or handbags.
|
| 00:00:15 | narrator: The lizard shows
no fear as he approaches
the clueless humans.
|
| 00:00:20 | Everything Pam has ever known is about to
change fever.
|
| 00:00:27 | woman: In the pool.
|
| 00:00:28 | narrator: Without warning,
the iguana unleashes
a Rio Grande-sized stream
of hot reptile urine.
|
| 00:00:34 | Pam: Hackyard, he's gonna do
what he wants, where he wants
and when he wants.
|
| 00:00:41 | narrator: The cold-blooded
menace tops things off
with a zesty serving of
"Poopo de gallo."
Pam: I was d
just disgusted.
|
| 00:00:53 | narrator: Finished with his
business, the scaley fiend
uses the pool as his own
personal bidet.
|
| 00:00:59 | Pam: Makes you really stop
and think what actually is in
in the pool.
|
| 00:01:03 | Oh !
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| 00:01:04 | Oh, he's peeing !
|
| 00:01:05 | narrator: If you or anyone you
know has been a victim of
iguana trauma, hopefully
someone caught it on tape.
|
| 00:01:12 | God !
|
| 00:01:18 | in the English language that
go together like "fishing"
and "buddies."
Go ahead, say it out loud.
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| 00:01:25 | Fishing buddies.
|
| 00:01:26 | It just feels right,
doesn't it ?
|
| 00:01:28 | Of course, not all fishing
buddies are created equal.
|
| 00:01:32 | Some will go the extra mile
to make you look like a jackass.
|
| 00:01:37 | ( men laughing )
man: ( bleep )
narrator: This salty dog ties
so he thinks he's snagged
a monster fish,
but all that's getting reeled in
is Kevie.
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| 00:01:57 | man: ( bleep )
Come on now !
|
| 00:02:00 | : Before the amped-up
angler reaches the back
of the boat, his pal unties
the line and Kevie's rod
goes slack.
|
| 00:02:16 | narrator: You can fool some of
the people some of the time
but you can pretty much fool
Kevie 24/7.
|
| 00:02:22 | Kevie: Holy ( bleep ) !
|
| 00:02:24 | man: Take your time, man,
take your time.
|
| 00:02:30 | narrator: Cairo, Egypt,
where oil flows like
tap water...
|
| 00:02:35 | and tourists compete to see
who can waste the most gas,
hit the most cars,
and eat the most sand.
|
| 00:02:44 | ( man screaming )
They speed recklessly up
the steep slope,
and while a group of horrified
ice-cream sellers look on,
the two trucks collide.
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| 00:02:54 | And the dune devils are tossed
faster than stale pita bread.
|
| 00:02:59 | As the SUV tumbles over them,
they're smashed against the hill
and left in "falafel" condition.
|
| 00:03:07 | The passengers survive
but their vehicles
are a total wreck.
|
| 00:03:11 | Thoughey are completely
sanded and ready for
a new paint job.
|
| 00:03:17 | These sand speeders thought they
were going up and over
d up
down and out.
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narrator: Welcome back
to "World's Wildest
Vacation Videos."
Vacation is a time when many
brave adventurers
take to the wind,
averse the world's waterways,
set foot on distant shores...
|
| 00:07:20 | ( bleep )
... and savor the refreshing
waters of exotic locales.
|
| 00:07:27 | man: Ahh !
|
| 00:07:31 | narrator: Just because you have
the wind behind you
the whole flight, doesn't mean
you won't have trouble behind
you the whole landing.
|
| 00:07:39 | ( man screaming )
( man screaming )
This 4th of July,
the Air Force Band decides
to downsize
the brass section...
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the tuba players.
|
| 00:08:01 | ( crowd groaning )
Anyone smell a "lawsousa" ?
|
| 00:08:09 | The survivors still stand
at attention, ready to defend
the rights of band geeks
everywhere.
|
| 00:08:17 | Carl gets away from his
landscaping business by
strapping oversized leaf blowers
to his back...
|
| 00:08:24 | and trimming the local trees
with his shattered teeth.
|
| 00:08:29 | ( man groaning )
man: Oh, jeez !
|
| 00:08:32 | narrator: It's never a good idea
to start flying...
|
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to stay home.
|
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Using modern
navigational instruments,
a wind enthusiast begins his
flight from
12,000 feet in the air
and lands with pinpoint accuracy
on a child's solar plexus.
|
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So if you decide to put
the wind in your sails
this vacation...
|
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kicked out of you.
|
| 00:09:15 | ( crowd screaming )
man: Wow !
|
| 00:09:20 | narrator: On vacation, it's not
the destination that matters
but how you get there.
|
| 00:09:27 | The road may be littered with
bad breaks...
|
| 00:09:31 | Talon: My ankles are broken !
|
| 00:09:33 | narrator: ... bumpy landings...
|
| 00:09:36 | or uncomfortable encounters.
|
| 00:09:38 | Pam: Oh !
|
| 00:09:39 | Oh, he's peeing
narrator: Just remember,
the journey
is half the fun.
|
| 00:09:46 | ( crowd screaming )
man: Wow !
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Captioned bySoundwriters™™
narrator: Tonight, on "World's
Wildest Vacation Videos":
A hungry eel teaches
a diver how to count to nine.
|
| 00:10:31 | ( man screaming )
Plus...
|
| 00:10:36 | what falls harder
than winter snow ?
|
| 00:10:39 | Him.
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| 00:10:40 | man: Holy ( bleep ) !
|
| 00:10:41 | ( man screaming )
narrator: And...
|
| 00:10:45 | it's no holiday
with a monkey on your back.
|
| 00:10:49 | man: No, no, no, no.
|
| 00:10:50 | narrator: Later, these
parachuters are just 2 feet
from catastrophe.
|
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holidays ever caught on tape.
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Closed Captions Provided bytruTV
These beautiful blue waters
are Matt Butcher's favorite
place to get away from it all.
|
| 00:11:21 | Matt: I used to work in
an office five days a week,
and of course it's much nicer
to go out
and do some SCUBA diving.
|
| 00:11:29 | narrator: In this real-world
aquarium, there's one creature
who steals the show.
|
| 00:11:37 | A moray eel named Emma.
|
| 00:11:40 | Matt: She was swimming between
your arms, under your legs,
come up.
|
| 00:11:43 | And she was very playful
and friendly, really.
|
| 00:11:46 | narrator: Emma's also a bit of
a diva.
|
| 00:11:49 | Known to hog the spotlight
and demand a diet of
hand-fed sausage.
|
| 00:11:56 | Matt can't keep up
with her appetite.
|
| 00:12:00 | And soon Emma's hunger
goes off the charts.
|
| 00:12:08 | Okay, seriously,
no one saw that coming ?
|
| 00:12:11 | The ravenous eel mistakes
Matt's thumb for a sausage.
|
| 00:12:15 | And chomps down with
razor-sharp fangs.
|
| 00:12:21 | Matt: It got worse and worse.
|
| 00:12:22 | She started shaking
her head violently.
|
| 00:12:25 | narrator: Matt can't believe
what happens next.
|
| 00:12:28 | Emma swallows Matt's thumb
like a midday snack.
|
| 00:12:31 | ( Matt screaming )
Ever wonder what an underwater
scream sounds like ?
|
| 00:12:35 | ( Matt screaming )
Kinda like that.
|
| 00:12:39 | Matt: I was just left
looking at my knuckle
where my thumb used to be,
just a bone sticking out.
|
| 00:12:44 | narrator: The bleeding diver
kicks to the surface
and isushed to
the nearest doctor.
|
| 00:12:51 | Oddly enough, there are no
finger donors for miles.
|
| 00:12:55 | So the doctors improvise,
using Matt's toe to
replace his thumb.
|
| 00:13:01 | But a little body-part swapping
won't dry-dock this diver.
|
| 00:13:08 | Though his losses
were in the single digits,
the next time Matt feeds
a prima donna eel...
|
| 00:13:14 | he might wanna use a fork.
|
| 00:13:16 | ( Matt screaming )
( monkey screeching )
narrator: There's an old saying:
Monkey see, monkey do.
|
| 00:13:28 | Well, in this case,
monkey do crime.
|
| 00:13:32 | Beneath their cuddly,
adorable surface,
these critters
can't wait to rob you blind.
|
| 00:13:41 | This unassuming traveler
thinks she's found a new BFF.n laughing )
But here in New Zealand,
a gang of lemurs runs
a racket selling
designer sunglasses,
and today they're
low on inventory.
|
| 00:13:58 | There's no time to call
If you really wanna
get up-close and personal
with our evolutionary cousins...
|
| 00:15:17 | man: No, no, no, no !
|
| 00:15:18 | narrator: ... you'd better
guard your possessions,
or these master thieves will
throw a monkey wrench
into your
( man laughing )
Shain and his buddy, Lyle,
are on their 30th snowmobiling
trip of the year.
|
| 00:15:44 | Apparently they like to
get away from home...
|
| 00:15:46 | a lot.
|
| 00:15:49 | As they encounter
the steepest run of the day,
Lyle prepares to leave his
and safety concerns behind.
|
| 00:15:56 | But Shain prefers
his limbs intact.
|
| 00:16:00 | Shain: I looked down it
and thought,
I'm not doing it.
|
| 00:16:04 | narrator: Lyle breaks several
laws of physics as he pushes
his machine up the s
At the top he decides to park
his snowmobile
and take a shortcut...
|
| 00:16:16 | straight down Idiot Trail.
|
| 00:16:19 | Shain: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
|
| 00:16:36 | he magde
of this situation.
|
| 00:16:39 | narrator: Exactly.
|
| 00:16:41 | Shain: Oh, my god.
|
| 00:16:44 | narrator: Lyle can't believe
his good luck.
|
| 00:16:47 | He lands safely in a blanket
of white, fluffy snow.
|
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Like many Frenchman,
Philippe Bougie
prefers to vacation in the fall.
|
| 00:01:35 | In this case...
|
| 00:01:36 | the free fall.
|
| 00:01:39 | What exactly is the attraction
of jumping out of a plane
at 13,000 feet ?
|
| 00:01:44 | If man was meant to fly,
he'd have wings.
|
| 00:01:48 | And if he was meant to fall
to Earth at
120 miles per hour...
|
| 00:01:53 | the whole planet would be
one big air mattress.
|
| 00:01:57 | But people do this
every day, right ?
|
| 00:02:01 | What could possibly ?
|
| 00:02:06 | That doesn't look good.
|
| 00:02:10 | What's the French word for
( screaming ) ?
|
| 00:02:14 | Oh, it's the same in English.
|
| 00:02:19 | For once, a cameraman
with a conscience.
|
| 00:02:23 | He's actually going to help,
or try at least.
|
| 00:02:31 | Come to think of it,
maybe he should just
go back to filming.
|
| 00:02:34 | Guy's not a multitasker.
|
| 00:02:38 | Luckily, the instructor is.
|
| 00:02:40 | He pops the reserve chute...
|
| 00:02:43 | putting some distance between
himself and old fumble fingers.
|
| 00:02:49 | Back on the ground, Philippe
seems to have no idea that
he was just seconds away...
|
| 00:02:54 | from becoming French toast.
|
| 00:03:02 | Ghosts.
|
| 00:03:04 | woman: Whoa, whoa.
|
| 00:03:04 | narrator: They exist.
|
| 00:03:06 | woman: Oh, my God !
|
| 00:03:07 | narrator: They're among us.
|
| 00:03:09 | They're real.
|
| 00:03:14 | Dateline, Gulf of Mexico.
|
| 00:03:16 | This haunted ship is on a
joyride to the mouth of hell.
|
| 00:03:21 | woman: Oh, my God !
|
| 00:03:22 | narrator: A seafaring
poltergeist flips deck chairs
like they were popcorn shrimp.
|
| 00:03:28 | These fearless Ghostbusters
do all they can to keep
the possessed patio furniture
from wreaking ship-wide havoc.
|
| 00:03:34 | ( man screaming )
But the deck is
stacked against them...
|
| 00:03:39 | ( woman screaming )
... by invisible demons
om the deep.
|
| 00:03:45 | woman: Oh, my God !
|
| 00:03:47 | narrator: Later the phantasm
reaches shore...
|
| 00:03:52 | and visits its vengeance
on some helpless beachgoers.
|
| 00:03:55 | man: Look out !
|
| 00:03:57 | Oh, look out !
|
| 00:03:58 | narrator: Only this time...
|
| 00:03:59 | it's personal.
|
| 00:04:01 | woman: Watch out !
|
| 00:04:02 | man: Ooh !
|
| 00:04:05 | narrator: Finally, the specter
moves inland
and turns a fun-filled
music festival into
a waking nightmare.
|
| 00:04:13 | man: Oh, ( bleep ) !
|
| 00:04:15 | narrator: No folk or bluegrass
lover is safe.
|
| 00:04:20 | In broad daylight,
the shadow being shows no fear
as it terrorizes
the campground.
|
| 00:04:27 | Perhaps these supernatural
occurrences are caused by
restless spirits.
|
| 00:04:35 | Or maybe it's just
a stiff breeze.
|
| 00:04:42 | Take a guy on vacation
to any kind of slope
and he'll go for broke.
|
| 00:04:46 | man: Yeah !
|
| 00:04:49 | narrator: There's just no
predicting which
body part it'll be.
|
| 00:05:04 | Despite this adventurer's
best efforts,
dry-land kayaking
will never catch on.
|
| 00:05:12 | Maybe this Rollerblader
should wear a helmet.
|
| 00:05:16 | But why start now ?
|
| 00:05:19 | Slippery slopes
can be extreme fun.
|
| 00:05:22 | man: Ooh !
|
| 00:05:24 | narrator: You just need
to know...
|
| 00:05:28 | how to read the warning signs.
|
| 00:05:35 | Do you have
a wild vacation video ?
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| 00:05:38 | If you do, give us a call
or send a nonreturnable copy
with...
|
| 00:05:45 | We might just put your
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|
| 00:05:50 | Coming up...
|
| 00:05:51 | man: Ahh !
|
| 00:05:52 | narrator: ... the scariest
attraction in the park...
|
| 00:05:55 | is the guy she's
sitting next to.
|
| 00:05:57 | ( man screaming )
That's next...
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| 00:00:08 | narrator: Despite the pilot's
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|
| 00:00:13 | David: It's almost like the
basket acts as like an anchor,
and you get dragged along until
it catches on something.
|
| 00:00:19 | ( man speaking Mandarin )
David: As soon as we crashed,
all these people
came from nowhere.
|
| 00:00:35 | One guy brought a cow along to
kind of see what was going on.
|
| 00:00:39 | narrator: But one man
isn't laughing--
the pilot.
|
| 00:00:43 | He knows that crashing this
balloon is going to cost him
three months' salary...
|
| 00:00:50 | and a new set of sheets.
|
| 00:00:58 | Peacocks.
|
| 00:01:00 | The fancy boys
of the natural world.
|
| 00:01:05 | This particular specimen,
Pierre, has looks that could
stop traffic, and frequently do.
|
| 00:01:11 | Pierre knows the cost of being
famous for being famous.
|
| 00:01:16 | He lives it every day.
|
| 00:01:19 | But when these clueless tourists
try to play paparazzi
with the proud peacock,
Pierre's having none of it.
|
| 00:01:30 | This preening pretty boy isn't
afraid to get down and dirty
when it's called for...
|
| 00:01:36 | and decides to go
feather-to-fender to teach
the driver a lesson in manners.
|
| 00:01:46 | A few roundhouse kicks
to the front end,
and the tourists are ready
to call it quits.
|
| 00:01:56 | Exhausted, Pierre decides
to pack it in, head home
and take a sauna.
|
| 00:02:02 | After all,
tomorrow's another day,
and Pierre's getting
new headshots.
|
| 00:02:12 | Statistics show that during
the holidays, boredom is
the number-one killer...
|
| 00:02:17 | of good times.
|
| 00:02:28 | Ben Seaborn overcomes the
humdrum in his native Australia
by going down under.
|
| 00:02:38 | Watch how this show pony shags
his sandwich bag
on the roo bar...
|
| 00:02:44 | smacks his chunder box...
|
| 00:02:47 | and drops into the bluey.
|
| 00:02:51 | Translatio he does
a half-gator with a full facial
slam right into the water.
|
| 00:02:58 | The dazed diver emerges
covered in cuts...
|
| 00:03:05 | ... but surrounded by chicks.
|
| 00:03:08 | Attaboy, Ben.
|
| 00:03:12 | For these frat brothers,
a vacation means renting
a crappy house
in a lousy neighborhood
and coming up with creative ways
to give each other strokes.
|
| 00:03:35 | What could drive a man
to collect a baggy
of slimy critters
just to scare the bes
out of his housemate ?
|
| 00:03:42 | ( men laughing )
Wisely, the victim chooses
to seek safety in the water.
|
| 00:03:52 | man: What the hell, man ?
|
| 00:03:54 | narrator: Because, of course,
no reptiles have ever been known
to swim.
|
| 00:04:02 | The problem with this kind of
behavior is that it always leads
to more of the same.
|
| 00:04:09 | It's been said... revenge
is a dish best served cold.
|
| 00:04:15 | And wet.
|
| 00:04:16 | man: Oh, ( bleep ) !
|
| 00:04:18 | What the ( bleep ) ?unately,
none of these kids is actually
bored to death.
|
| 00:04:26 | man: ( bleep )
What the ( bleep ) ?
|
| 00:04:31 | narrator: But it's not
for lack of trying.
|
| 00:04:36 | Do you have a wild vacation
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|
| 00:04:39 | If you do, give us a call
or send a non-returnable copy
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|
| 00:04:52 | Coming up, a chopper makes
a permanent pit stop.
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| 00:05:01 | That's next on "World's Wildest
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| 00:07:22 | Multivitamin gummiesfor grown-ups.
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| 00:07:32 | ñóñóñóñóñóñóñóñó
woman: Good-bye !
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| 00:08:30 | woman: Bye !
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| 00:08:30 | woman: Good-bye !
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| 00:08:31 | Oh !
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| 00:08:33 | Oh, get me a handy wipe !
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| 00:08:35 | narrator: Welcome back to
"World's Wildest Vacation
Videos."
Mountain climbers celebrate
their successful ascent
to this 18,000-foot summit.
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| 00:08:52 | Now they load a helicopter
to take them back down.
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| 00:08:57 | Make that overload.
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| 00:08:59 | The Soviet-era cargo chopper
labo during takeoff
like a factory worker
with a groin pull...
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| 00:09:06 | and goes down harder
than a fifth of cheap vodka.
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| 00:09:15 | ( all screaming )
With two dozen climbers onboard, it spirals
into the icy slope.
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| 00:09:33 | Onlookers watch in horror.
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| 00:09:35 | Some of them had designer bags
on that copter.
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| 00:09:38 | ( man shouting )
Fellow mountaineers
rush over to help the injured.
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| 00:09:44 | And just in time.
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| 00:09:47 | When flames reach the gas tank,
the chopper explodes like
a burrito in a microwave.
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| 00:10:01 | Everyone survives,
though a handful of passengers
suffer injuries.
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| 00:10:06 | Even worse, they're terribly
Later on, they make camp with
a lost Argentinean soccer team
and are never heard from again.
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| 00:10:25 | Whether you're kicking back
at home... or flying
the friendly skies...
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| 00:10:32 | vacations test your boundaries.
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| 00:10:36 | And ifnot careful,
you could get grounded.
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| 00:10:40 | Closed Captions Provided bytruTV
Captioned bySoundwriters™™
narrator: Tonight on
"World's Wildest
Vacation Videos":
A ski bum has a falling out...
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| 00:11:25 | man: Woo-hoo !
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| 00:11:26 | narrator: ... with a mountain.
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| 00:11:27 | ( man yelling )
Plus...
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| 00:11:32 | out of the desert,
this is how these
four-wheelers roll.
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| 00:11:37 | And later,
something old, something new,
and something black and blue.
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| 00:11:43 | ( women screaming )
Then, an airplane pilot
who longs r life at sea.
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| 00:11:51 | ( bleep )
So strap in...
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| 00:11:55 | get set...
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| 00:11:57 | for the most disastrous
holidays ever caught on tape.
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| 00:12:00 | man: No !
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| 00:12:02 | narrator: Th
the "World's Wildest
Vacation Videos."
Closed Captions Provided bytruTV
A winter playground for hipsters
like Nick Greener,
who spends every waking second
of his vacation skiing down
big hills full of jagged rocks.
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| 00:12:21 | man: Woo-hoo !
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| 00:12:23 | Nick: I work as hard
as I possibly can so I can
save enough money so I can ski
every day and do what I love.
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| 00:12:30 | narrator: And on this trip,
Nick decides to--
yep, you guessed it--
ski down a big hill
full of jagged rocks.
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| 00:12:38 | But today there's something
nagging at him.
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| 00:12:41 | Nick: I just had a weird feeling
in my gut that something
wasn't gonna work out,
but I kind of just put it
in the back of my head
and said, "Let's go skiing."
narratorDetermined to ignore
what little common sense he has,
Greener speeds down the slope--
until his worst fear
comes true.
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| 00:13:10 | Nick: I was like, "oh, no.
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| 00:13:12 | This is gonna hurt."
So I kind of just sa a prayer
and hoped everything
worked out for me.
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| 00:13:21 | narrator: Maybe Nick should have
prayed for a big cushion.
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| 00:13:30 | Nick: I pretty much figured
that I broke myself
significantly, hurt my back
or spine, for that matter.
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| 00:13:38 | man: Yeah, he's fine.
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| 00:13:40 | Nick: I was just really amazed
that I wasn't dead.
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| 00:13:44 | narrator: Not dead from
the neck down anyway.
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| 00:13:48 | After a week of recovery...
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| 00:13:50 | Nick is back to dodging
jagged rocks.
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| 00:13:53 | Nick: I'm gonna ski 'til
the day I die.
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| 00:13:55 | If I die in the mountains,
so be it.
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| 00:13:59 | narrator: Maybe next time
Nick will pay attention
to those weird feelings
in his gut.
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| 00:14:12 | It's obvious why people like to
go four-wheeling on their
time off.
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| 00:14:16 | For the thrills.
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| 00:14:19 | There's nothing like the feeling
of powering over the rough
terrain at speeds of up to
half a mile an hour.
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| 00:14:27 | than doing it...
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| 00:14:30 | is watching it.
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| 00:14:32 | And watching it.
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